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Carolina Cruz in a Cheesy Swimsuit Catalog Shoot of the Day

Posted on September 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would say that 95 percent of the time I see a lingerie or swimsuit catalog shoot, no matter who the model is, the pictures are cheesy as fuck…. Now I don’t know who Carolina Cruz is, but I’ll assume not related to Penelope Cruz, and I don’t care how hot she looks in a bikini…and I don’t know who the swim company is, and I don’t care how much they spent on this..I just know that there’s nothing hot, interesting, or even good about these pics…even with the half naked girl in it… They remind me of some cheesy flea market pervert with a camera luring girls for glamour shots because it’s his weirdo fetish..only those flea market pics would have probably been better concept..because perverts, even talentless perverts, who produce shitty pervert photos, with no real vision or talent – can do better than this…I know because I am one of those guys…but my iPhone always throws off my fake studio set up…come it was a free upgrade…baby…who needs real cameras…it’s the instagram era…

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Carolina Cruz in a Cheesy Swimsuit Catalog Shoot of the Day

Posted on September 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would say that 95 percent of the time I see a lingerie or swimsuit catalog shoot, no matter who the model is, the pictures are cheesy as fuck…. Now I don’t know who Carolina Cruz is, but I’ll assume not related to Penelope Cruz, and I don’t care how hot she looks in a bikini…and I don’t know who the swim company is, and I don’t care how much they spent on this..I just know that there’s nothing hot, interesting, or even good about these pics…even with the half naked girl in it… They remind me of some cheesy flea market pervert with a camera luring girls for glamour shots because it’s his weirdo fetish..only those flea market pics would have probably been better concept..because perverts, even talentless perverts, who produce shitty pervert photos, with no real vision or talent – can do better than this…I know because I am one of those guys…but my iPhone always throws off my fake studio set up…come it was a free upgrade…baby…who needs real cameras…it’s the instagram era…

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Penelope Cruz for Agent Provocateur Desert Dance of the Day

Posted on August 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Penelope Cruz is a typical actress, who has been on enough sets to feel like she has what it takes to direct a movie, or a commercial, because clearly, it’s not that hard to direct a movie, or a commercial….if you have a camera guy and editor…and a brand willing to pay for it because they know if they allow you to edit it…you’ll participate..for your portfolio, to give you some more value and substance to your vapid acting career, even if you’re a fucking Oscar winner…or especially if you are an Oscar winner, because you know first hand that it’s a pile of bullshit…from masturbatory and commercialized industry all about making money… What isn’t a pile of bullshit is that girls in lingerie in the desert are hot. Good job Penelope…that nose sniffed out a good path for you…

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Lady Gaga Pretending to be a Cover Model of the Day

Posted on July 31, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lady Gaga got the Cover of Harper’s because she’s a cover girl. Or maybe she has a good PR team. Or maybe Harper’s owes her a favour from an exclusive she gave them back when she peaked, or maybe despite her record sales, she’s still Lady Gaga, still a huge star, still capable of selling magazines even though magazines are a dying breed….but I guess the people at Harper’s aren’t insane. It’s like you don’t give a sinking ship thanks to no one caring about her antics all the glory, you want until people start mourning its loss…you know like the public did with Michael Jackson. One day a pedophile everyone hated, the next day dead and a legend…you fickle pieces of shit… That said, they also gave the cover to Penelope Cruz and Linda Evangelista are also cover girls…because Gaga doesn’t deserve anything…if you take a second away from her tits…you’ll see a face that was meant to be behind the scenes…seriously…what a horrible fucking face…

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Eliza Sys for Aaron Feaver Topless on the Beach of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Photographer AARON FEAVER shot these pics of some model named Eliza Sys, who happens to be fucking amazing, on the beach, topless, for S Magazine … The model is a name I don’t remember, but apparently, I’ve posted her fashion nudity before…like when: She’s been naked HERE She’s been Naked HERE and when she’s been Topless HERE Because I am a hero at this internet, scoping talent, finding the best tits ever shit, I find these girls early in their careers, you should come visit more often…

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Penelope Cruz Pregnant Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Penelope Cruz is pregnant, and despite popular belief, or general decency, she decided to get into a bikini, and either she’s a tiny woman, or her baby is fucking massive, because whatever is going on here…that baby bump is more of having a litter bump…and I guess based her face, maybe it’s just the fetus’ nose pushing her belly out like that.. All this to say, I don’t find Penelope Cruz hot. I don’t think girls with big noses should keep said big noses, I’ve been with a Penelope Cruz looking girl, who thought it was okay to life life like that because Penelope Cruz did it, despite Penelope Cruz being the only one capable of pulling it off in the history of big noses… I don’t mind staring at her hard nipples in a sheer top though, but that’s only because I’m a man and we like that shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Penelope Cruz Nipples in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on July 3, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Penelope Cruz is a mom of 1 or 2 kids but more importantly, she has nipples when she’s wet in a bathing suit…something so much more appealing if these weren’t pictures of Penelope CRUZ in a bathing suit on the beach…but rather a girl giving me a blow job… Speaking of girl giving me Blowjobs, there was a minute where I was fucking this skinny bitch who thought Penelope Cruz was her celebrity look-a-like, because she had a huge fucking nose and so does Penelope Cruz… So if anything, this bitch encourages girls with shitty noses to not get plastic surgery, which can’t be a good thing, at least not in this superficial world we live in…it’s like just because Penelope Cruz made a career off her flaws, she’s even an Oscar winner, doesn’t mean you should, you elephant-faced, bird looking motherfucker, who we can use as a sailboat in the event the world finally floods and kills us all of, as we hope it does… Either way, here’s bitch having a better life than you, when you’re all low class, poor and pathetic…like me…it’s not a good look for anyone, but if we cared about that…we would be poor and pathetic in the first place… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Hollywood Xposed: Week of May 26th

Posted on May 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Naked News crew is back with this week’s edition of Hollywood XPosed! Ravishing redhead Angie Heyward is here to talk all things Hollywood, and strip down to nothing while she’s at it! She covers the Blu-ray release of About Last Night , and even covers the 1986 original , as well as The Right Kind of Wrong ! She also talks about the release of X-Men: Days of Future Past , which features at least two ladies, Anna Paquin & Halle Berry , who are no strangers to nudity! All this and more gets exposed by the Naked News!

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Twice Born, Escape From Tomorrow, and More: Nudeworthy on Netflix 5.28.14 [PICS]

Posted on May 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The end of the month is always a tough time to find new skinsational content on Netflix, but there are a few gems out there for you to discover, all of which should satisfy your urge to purge! The Bosnian War drama Twice Born isn’t all depressing scenes and horrific imagery, there’s also some terrific toplessness courtesy of the legendary Penelope Cruz and nudecomer Saadet Askoy ! Last year’s controversial comedic thriller Escape from Tomorrow makes its Netflix debut today, and while we could care less about their illegal shooting methods, we’re definitely curious to see more of the naughty and nude Zan Naar ! Another day, another Danny Trejo movie. This time it’s the awesome actioner Bullet which features a fantastic flash of fun bags from Julia Dietze ! Just try and ignore that ridiculous cgi blood spatter! The classic sci-fi monster flick The Incredible Melting Man definitely earns that adjective by including an incredible shirtless scene from softcore queen Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith ! Finally, there’s always a Friday the 13th flick to fall back on, and this month it’s 1988’s Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood , which has some terrific nudity from Elizabeth Kaitan & Heidi Kozak !

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Posted on May 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The end of the month is always a tough time to find new skinsational content on Netflix, but there are a few gems out there for you to discover, all of which should satisfy your urge to purge! The Bosnian War drama Twice Born isn’t all depressing scenes and horrific imagery, there’s also some terrific toplessness courtesy of the legendary Penelope Cruz and nudecomer Saadet Askoy ! Last year’s controversial comedic thriller Escape from Tomorrow makes its Netflix debut today, and while we could care less about their illegal shooting methods, we’re definitely curious to see more of the naughty and nude Zan Naar ! Another day, another Danny Trejo movie. This time it’s the awesome actioner Bullet which features a fantastic flash of fun bags from Julia Dietze ! Just try and ignore that ridiculous cgi blood spatter! The classic sci-fi monster flick The Incredible Melting Man definitely earns that adjective by including an incredible shirtless scene from softcore queen Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith ! Finally, there’s always a Friday the 13th flick to fall back on, and this month it’s 1988’s Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood , which has some terrific nudity from Elizabeth Kaitan & Heidi Kozak !

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