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Ciara Instathot Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ciara is doing her “Pee on me R-Kelly” post, you know staying relevant in a life after Diddy, because they are broken up, and she has likely been peed on by him trying to adapt to the R-Kelly demands….Diddy, notorious wavejacker, who attaches himself to more talented and important people than him, couldn’t let R be the only one peeing on younger women….enter Ciara…who stuck it out all these years, has recently removed her R.Kelly song, like some bullshit, since he peed on a 15 year old in 2002…and we all knew…but is the knee jerk reaction you expect from Hollywood…those flimsy fucks… Oh shit… Diddy’s girlfriend was Cassie…that doesn’t mean Ciara wasn’t peed on by someone…like her baby daddy FUTURE….or even R.Kelly….despite playing the whole born again version shit…because clearly she’s in “get peed on position”…I’ve seen enough golden shower porn to know what’s up, I’ve clearly not followed enough Shade Room or World Star to know who fucks who in hip hop…but I did get some of the letters right which is pretty impressive to me….I’m so detached from this shit…I’m just here for the bikini pics. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ciara Instathot Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Amber Heard Making Out with Dude of the Day

Posted on September 30, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amber Heard is filming Aquaman or some shit she doesn’t deserve to be in – because she’s an opportunistic slut who fucked her way to Johnny Depp, threw him under the bus after all he did for her, made him look like a villain, and took a lot of money from him…because that’s what Black Widows who know how to fuck dudes do… She then went onto Elon Musk billionaire, who I am sure she fucked the autism right out of, because clearly girl knows how to fuck men hard enough to make them sign checks and give into her nonsense…manipulate them…she is an actor.. Well, apparently, she’s got some new dude she fucks to feed her ego, probably a billionaire, and their makeout, intense makeout captured on video by the people next door…and this video may get her MUSK allowance cut off, that’s the only reason I am trying to do my part to get it seen…because it’d be nice to see her life ruined and her working like the hooker that she is…on the street corner.. The post Amber Heard Making Out with Dude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Taylor Swift’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Posted on September 1, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift has been working on her ass…and showing off her ass…and I guess her tits…in what I guess is a re-brand as a hot enough girl to justify all the cock that has been inside her…when before she was just a pretty average lanky bitch who was relatable because she wasn’t all that hot…and would be the kind of girl guys break, but when you’re worth 100 million dollars a year, you start to gets lined up and ready to stick it in you…hoping it sticks…forcing her fake songs to be not taken seriously – because clearly they are a fucking lie….and she’s just a slut…a slut…who like wearing tight pants…even when it doesn’t involve showing her cameltoe… TO SEE the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adwoa Aboah Topless of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Adwoa Aboah has tits… Now I don’t know who Adwoa Aboah – but apparently she’s a celebrated model, trying to get into acting, who has a very African name, and a very interesting FRECKLED face that is what probably launched her career and made her happen.. This is for some shoot for i-D magazine, some VICE owned fashion nonsense, so I guess it’s hip, high concept, amazing, but it just looks like tits being given the old “My tits used to be this perky”…if you’ve ever banged 40 year old you’ll know what I mean…the hands above the head is the fucking move…it is nature’s breast implant… The post Adwoa Aboah Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Connelly Lost her Tits and Swam Her Ass Off of the Day

Posted on August 19, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Even Jennifer Connelly is asking where her tits went…. She is 45 year old and her body is pretty fucking fit, so no complaints there, this could be a lot more disgusting an experience… But the only real complaint is that her monster tits she once had are no more, I guess that happens with menopause, the fear of getting older so you turn to fitness or aybe some hormone therapy to feel and be youthful. It could be starvation that makes her lose fat everywhere….or at 45 it could even be cancer….or some other disease making her rot away…who knows…I just remember her for her tits…I remember her being the tits you’d seek to find in independent movies at the Video store when renting DVDs and VHS were your porn..without being porn…and now she’s just a tight bodied old lady… My only question is why her fitness program doesn’t include doing squats – because clearly she works out – I mean that or just starves herself like smart girls do…but she has too much energy to be starved….because along with losing her tits..she’s lost her ass…and I mean to not have an ass is the female equivalent of bros who always skip their leg day…it’s just makes for a more awkward experience when it comes to jerking off to an old lady… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Connelly Lost her Tits and Swam Her Ass Off of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Sweaty Back of the Day

Posted on July 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know what you’re thinking – Ashley Benson doesn’t have a thigh gap – despite being a celebrity who gets cast for very popular TV shows – and who has millions of followers…..what an absurd concept to an old timer like me – who depends on girls on TV, unless they play the average at best fat chick, who isn’t even FAT but is Hollywood fat, like Ashley Benson…but long gone are the days of that… But at least she wears fitness gear like all kind of fat girls I see in public and question why they are in fitness gear because clearly they don’t workout but realize that it is because it’s the comfortable elasticity that allows movement and stretch…. You can tell that Benson is a Hollywood girl, all theatrical because she’s even gone so far as to add sweat stains that look like some kind of scream mask – because she’s terrifying… At least she’s trying, in this era, trying half assed is more than most lazy people and gets a lot of praise…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Sweaty Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Never Fucking Stops…of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian is the most powerful woman in media – the Oprah of her generation – which is unfortunate seeing as Oprah went to school and worked up the ranks of woman in the media – where as Kim K just put out a sex tape… The whole world finds her a superficial, vapid, useless, filled up with black cock kind of rich, lazy pig…yet people tune into the show, follow their story, watch the dad die after defedning a murderer – and the step dad become a woman all while the mom spends her days figuring out how to whore out the kids…something we can assume this one will do – because clearly it’s all she knows. I try to not post their nonsense – yet I always post their nonsese…they are caculated demons from hell that penetrate our brains as black men penetrate them. The worst – but also the weirdest shaped – how is this a human? The post Kim Kardashian Never Fucking Stops…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Whitney Houston Hologram Sings with Christina Aguilera Weirdness of the DAy

Posted on May 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I saw this video earlier today and it was fucking disturbing, not because the media thinks it is important to project a video and audio of Whitney Houston singing a Whitney Houston song while Christina Aguilera does Karaoke along side of it…but because Christina Aguilera looks fucking awful… I am all for dead crackhead with the voice of an angel coming back from the dead in a really low quality hologram…but mainly for sexual purposes, which I guess in a way this kind of is, because clearly it’s smut at least one guy is jerking off to, probably the guy at Whitney Houston’s estate that will be getting a royalty check for every iTUNES download after this airs on the voice… IT’s safe to say that we are eternal…as long as we have footage of us for people to watch – even though we’re still dead… This is just pretty fucking trashy…but so is America, so it works…on all levels… Oh this was leaked…something Christina Aguilera’s mom pussy knows too much about….fluid everywhere… Meaning – they want you to see this but they will pretend they don’t…. It’s called BUILDING hype. The post The Whitney Houston Hologram Sings with Christina Aguilera Weirdness of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and the Hadid Brats Dance of the DAy

Posted on January 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is into dancing, but that doesn’t mean she’s interesting, talented or cool…it just means her mom is conditioning her for Dancing with the Stars when the career takes a lull, hell, she’s probably got a plan for a whole Karashian season of Dancing with the Stars once their sheer media power to sell product fades when the world collectively unfollows every single one of them The sad thing is that the general public is too fucking lazy to go in and figure out all their names to unfollow them, so it’s just easier to “like their pics”…because clearly they are doing something right and will do something interesting…even though they never did… They peaked with the sex tape and the sex tape wasn’t even that good… But I guess in their mind, while Vogue and Chanel is booking them for work or photoshoot campaigns, because if they promote it, it gets seen and if it gets seen they get their moneys worth, all while these three rich kids are virtually playing dress up like they did as little bratty tweens, only in real life…because the world is fucking set up for them to be this… That’s why they are all doing their white girl twerk, hood dance, bullshit cultural appropriation, because this is what white girls are into and how white girls act, whether they’ve won at life or not…all done up for an elegant shoot…because they are so fun and I guess because this is a joke to them but this makes them current, relatable to other white girls who follow them..and the whole thing is so stupid..but here she is dancing on her instagram like the lame, cheesy bitch she is.. The post Kendall Jenner and the Hadid Brats Dance of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicki Minaj Interesting Tits of the Day

Posted on October 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicki Minaj decided to post her clown tits on her instagram…because I guess having a set of really round implants is something she wants to advertise to the world..show them off…brag…make motherfuckers talk about how silly they are…or in some cases how hot they are…depending on how horny the fucker looking at the tits is…or how big of a Nicki Minaj fan he is, because clearly she has fans…she exists…even if she’s the fucking worst… So as the rest of the world barely looks on confused, because they don’t care about Nicki Minaj, but wonder why she even has implants…based on her fat ass…and her fat everything…because her ass is rumored to be fake…because that makes sense because everything about her is fake…she’s a fucking act that she didn’t even write…they found her at acting school and is just a very committed clown, living up to her character….It’d be academy award winning, because she brings it home with her and she doesn’t even know what is real anymore, because the label created to compete with Lady Gaga and to throw into “hip hop”…to do the Lil Kim… But her awards are in the form of money….which is better than any Academy Award…because it lets her show her tits..every day and not just on set of a movie..which works for the whore. The post Nicki Minaj Interesting Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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