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Ashley Benson Sweaty Back of the Day

I know what you’re thinking – Ashley Benson doesn’t have a thigh gap – despite being a celebrity who gets cast for very popular TV shows – and who has millions of followers…..what an absurd concept to an old timer like me – who depends on girls on TV, unless they play the average at best fat chick, who isn’t even FAT but is Hollywood fat, like Ashley Benson…but long gone are the days of that… But at least she wears fitness gear like all kind of fat girls I see in public and question why they are in fitness gear because clearly they don’t workout but realize that it is because it’s the comfortable elasticity that allows movement and stretch…. You can tell that Benson is a Hollywood girl, all theatrical because she’s even gone so far as to add sweat stains that look like some kind of scream mask – because she’s terrifying… At least she’s trying, in this era, trying half assed is more than most lazy people and gets a lot of praise…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Benson Sweaty Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julianne Hough’s Interesting Cleavage of the Day

Julianne Hough is some Dancing with the Stars stripper who never was – thanks to some scam that she pulled that allowed her song and dance family to go mainstream with their professional dance training instead of going into the underbelly of society and to the pole – where so many professional dancers I’ve purchased lap dances from have ended up…all theatrical in their routine, because they have a passion for their craft, but empytiness and sadness in their dead eyes, because they’ve pretty much given up… I don’t know what her backstory is, obviously she’s connected to something at some level, because there’s no logic as to why a stripper who should have been a stripper ended up on TV, and then in Movies….other than connections…or I guess sucking dick. So maybe these cleavage pics are just her paying tribute to her sexuality that made this dream come true… Who cares. Why am I wasting my time with this nonsense that should be a poo stain on my khakis in the lap dance booth. I’ll never know. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CICK HERE

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