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Giada De Laurentiis Bikini of the Day

Posted on September 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Giada De Laurentiis is a 48 year old Italian Chef from the food network…because the food network needed titties to keep things interesting…like other celebrity chefs, she was able to create an empire around her name because people at home want to be just like her… So despite being old as fuck, she’s out there in bathing suit pics, like the young girls, because she knows a percentage of her audience are perverts who like bathing suit pics… She comes from a rich family, she even uses her Grandfather on her mom’s side’s last name so that the people in Hollywood taking meetings with her know who she came from…. Dino De Laurentiis… a film producer nominated for 38 Academy Awards..for movies like Army of Darkness….and about 500 others… So her tits, like all tits people seem to care about, come from money and fame before she even existed…and there’s nothing impressive in making a career from that…but being bold enough to wear a bikini at 100 years old…that’s impressive..I guess. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Giada De Laurentiis Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Stephanie Pratt Topless for The Hills Comeback of the Day

Posted on September 26, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Stephanie Pratt is Spencer Pratt’s sister. She was a third tier character, a show I never watched, but was forced to know irrlevant details about, because of the simple fact that these people were everywhere and it was an era of MTV running pop culture and people being forced to listen, because we were exposed to their nonsense… She was clever enough to go to the UK on her USA fame, and create a reality show career there, Europe is great, especially in the summer… She is cast in MTV’s remix or revival of The Hills so she’s finally ready to make it in America after being famous in Europe and irrelevant in America for so long… So she showed the world how EURO she has become, topless on the beach, in a Free the Nip, don’t sexualize the nip, lie that justifies showing the nip to the people who don’t even care to see the nip because ultimate. Who the fuck is Stephanie Pratt… But it’s still a nip. Free the Nip. The post Stephanie Pratt Topless for The Hills Comeback of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alexandra Stan Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alexandra Stan is a Romanian popstar / singer – which in and of itself sounds pretty comedic, because I visualize a bunch of gypsies with a trained bear that balances on a circus ball to divert you so they can rob you – but apparently – she has an actual video that people have viewed becaause she’s hot… She also has heart shaped nipples – possibly a tattoo – I’ve seen it on strippers, definitely weirdo shot…and here are some of those pics of her out meeting fans or something…nipples or heart sticker on nipples out on full blast..I like it….Romanian pop music and the cam girls they recruited is everything… The post Alexandra Stan Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Never Fucking Stops…of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian is the most powerful woman in media – the Oprah of her generation – which is unfortunate seeing as Oprah went to school and worked up the ranks of woman in the media – where as Kim K just put out a sex tape… The whole world finds her a superficial, vapid, useless, filled up with black cock kind of rich, lazy pig…yet people tune into the show, follow their story, watch the dad die after defedning a murderer – and the step dad become a woman all while the mom spends her days figuring out how to whore out the kids…something we can assume this one will do – because clearly it’s all she knows. I try to not post their nonsense – yet I always post their nonsese…they are caculated demons from hell that penetrate our brains as black men penetrate them. The worst – but also the weirdest shaped – how is this a human? The post Kim Kardashian Never Fucking Stops…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tori Spelling: You Won’t Believe What She’s Doing For Money Now!

Posted on February 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you may have heard, Tori Spelling is broke . And when we say “broke,” we don’t mean in the celebrity sense – where, like, she had to fire one of her nutritionists and she’ll never get to find out Xenu’s middle name. Tori can’t even pay her credit card bills , which is why we have this new entry in the Embarrassing Celebrity Endorsement Hall of Fame:  Tori Spelling: Psychic Source Yes, that’s Tori’s ad for Psychic Source, which – as you may have guessed from the name –  is a source for “psychics,” as well as a $1/minute con job targeted at bored housewives. Some of our younger readers may not understand that there’s a long, not-so-proud tradition of washed-up celebs helping to legitimize BS psychic networks once their careers hit the skids so bad that real businesses won’t pay them for endorsements. Tori Spelling has now joined the likes of Dionne Warwick and Yasmine Bleeth (Remember her? Of course you don’t!) as a celeb who called up her psychic friends not for a reading, but to see if they need help peddling their nonsense on TV. We guess that’s what happens when you land one movie role a year and it pays a whopping $10,000. Let that be a lesson to all you kids out there: If you have rich parents, suck up to them before it’s too late!

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Valentina Sykes for Treats! of the Day

Posted on October 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Valentina Sykes , she’s a signed model ,like every single girl on instagram with more than 7,500 followers, because this is the selfie generation, of self documenting your egotistical self involved self, while obsessing over the lives of other people you know, or don’t know, but follow, and don’t hate, or do hate, despite watching their nonsense, that involves selfies, and more selfies, and sometimes posing, or showing off your outfit, or eating… It’s ridiculous, it’s stressful, but it makes the top tier girls, the ones who get paid a lot, less valuable, and taking some undeserving cunt off her pedestal while giving some other undeserving cunt some likes or piece of the pie…why the fuck not celebrate it… As a life philosophy, from a man who used to struggle to get regular girls to show me their bush, nipples, pussy lips…thinking “I wish every girl just got naked”….I am ok with the fact that with all this self involved bullshit, with phones and cameras they carry with them everywhere…all girls get fucking naked…and I like naked… So these are pics for Ryan Seacrest’s Treats! Magazine ….that little man has his billion dollar smile involved in everything…because America’s Sweetheart host is a fucking pervert… These pictures are by some “artist”…and I use that term very loosely..because art doesn’t exist… 2wenty If you want to hit her up and tell her you like her naked, even though she’s filtered like mad, I’m sure she’s all ears…am I right? Or just a cyberbully? The post Valentina Sykes for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Dakota Johnson 50 Shades of Grey Nudity of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I forgot that 50 Shades of Grey happened, probably because I don’t buy into all the hype of a mainstream romance novel, when I know that porn exists, but more importantly, that far better written and more provocative smut exists, while this whole storyline just seems way too fucking cliche…and the only thing good it did for the world was make a bored housewife a lot of fucking money, some movie studios a lot of fucking money, and made a lot of women you’d never want to see cum, cum for the very first time…I don’t know, I write romance all day, the whole thing is silly… Now if they cast someone who wasn’t so basic, homely, and boring to play the innocent girl…maybe I’d be down with the sex… But I can list of 10 movies that I am sure are more erotic that didn’t get nearly the same marketing…that probably have way more authenticity…because really would anyone want to devour something that looks like this…I mean I’ve got no boners loooking at this, I am sure I’d have no interest in maintaining some dominant relationship with her…I mean a hot 18 year old out of college into this kind ot thing maybe, but this…fuck that noise..fuck her once while drunk..thats it…move onto the next…don’t make a movie about it… The post The Dakota Johnson 50 Shades of Grey Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere Weirdo Valentine’s Day of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hayden Panettiere dressed like a german, beer maid…or maybe this is some despardo Mexican hooker, either way it’s up on some random gypsy kick that doesn’t give enough attention to the fact that her little circus clown vagina is capable of handling a 7 foot tall boxer’s probably massive penis, that she could probably do pole dancing tricks on, thanks to be a dwarf…with little midget arms and legs… I don’t know why I am posting this… Seriously. The post Hayden Panettiere Weirdo Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Swim Infomercial Trailer of the Day

Posted on February 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria’s Secret has a new informercial that Sports Illustrated is mad about, and that I don’t really understand because I am bored of Victoria’s Secret and can’t really grasp why anyone would watch their nonsense on TV like it fucking matters, when they can just walk into any mall and buy a fucking bikini…so instead they’ll have you watching their babes who are overpaid, strut around in their bikinis, like it’s some kind of informative or tantalizing thing, when we have access to porn or millions of pictures and videos of these girls, when really it is just a PR stunt, the only way CBS gets viewers, designed for idiots who still have cable TV, all to sell bikinis to bitches who shouldn’t wear bikinis…sounds awesome. The post Victoria’s Secret Swim Infomercial Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosalind Lipsett’s Modelbombing Hollywood Boulevard of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Rosalind Lipsett … She’s an Irish model with an amazing bikini body, but more importantly, she’s into having fun and joking around….. You see, she doesn’t take herself or modelling as career too seriously, and instead likes to poke fun at it, like you want to poke fun at her, with your penis…. She’s coined the term Modelbombing….where a model, in full model form, and full model costume, goes out in public places and goes full on modelling…pretty funny stuff….

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