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The Dakota Johnson 50 Shades of Grey Nudity of the Day

I forgot that 50 Shades of Grey happened, probably because I don’t buy into all the hype of a mainstream romance novel, when I know that porn exists, but more importantly, that far better written and more provocative smut exists, while this whole storyline just seems way too fucking cliche…and the only thing good it did for the world was make a bored housewife a lot of fucking money, some movie studios a lot of fucking money, and made a lot of women you’d never want to see cum, cum for the very first time…I don’t know, I write romance all day, the whole thing is silly… Now if they cast someone who wasn’t so basic, homely, and boring to play the innocent girl…maybe I’d be down with the sex… But I can list of 10 movies that I am sure are more erotic that didn’t get nearly the same marketing…that probably have way more authenticity…because really would anyone want to devour something that looks like this…I mean I’ve got no boners loooking at this, I am sure I’d have no interest in maintaining some dominant relationship with her…I mean a hot 18 year old out of college into this kind ot thing maybe, but this…fuck that noise..fuck her once while drunk..thats it…move onto the next…don’t make a movie about it… The post The Dakota Johnson 50 Shades of Grey Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hayden Panettiere Weirdo Valentine’s Day of the Day

Hayden Panettiere dressed like a german, beer maid…or maybe this is some despardo Mexican hooker, either way it’s up on some random gypsy kick that doesn’t give enough attention to the fact that her little circus clown vagina is capable of handling a 7 foot tall boxer’s probably massive penis, that she could probably do pole dancing tricks on, thanks to be a dwarf…with little midget arms and legs… I don’t know why I am posting this… Seriously. The post Hayden Panettiere Weirdo Valentine’s Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Swim Infomercial Trailer of the Day

Victoria’s Secret has a new informercial that Sports Illustrated is mad about, and that I don’t really understand because I am bored of Victoria’s Secret and can’t really grasp why anyone would watch their nonsense on TV like it fucking matters, when they can just walk into any mall and buy a fucking bikini…so instead they’ll have you watching their babes who are overpaid, strut around in their bikinis, like it’s some kind of informative or tantalizing thing, when we have access to porn or millions of pictures and videos of these girls, when really it is just a PR stunt, the only way CBS gets viewers, designed for idiots who still have cable TV, all to sell bikinis to bitches who shouldn’t wear bikinis…sounds awesome. The post Victoria’s Secret Swim Infomercial Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Swim Cover Model: Candice Swanepoel!

In a word: GULP! The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalogue has been released and the lucky cover girl is none other than South African beauty Candice Swanepoel. Take all the time you need to ogle away, fellas… “It was such an honor to be picked for the cover,” Swanepoel tells People . “It is such an iconic catalogue. Before I was a model, I used to see Gisele Bündchen , Tyra Banks and all of those iconic women on it. It is amazing that a little South African girl can get on the cover.” The beauty is donning an item available in the catalogue itself on the cover, of course, bragging to the magazine that it’s “so sexy and gives me amazing cleavage.” The same can be said for all Candice Swanepoel pictures . Go see for yourself. It’s true!

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Victoria’s Secret Models And Friends

I’ve already had a bunch of Victoria’s Secret hotties on the site today, but I don’t think it’s possible to have too many pictures of hot supermodels so I’m posting some more. Here are a few of the girls, Alessandra Ambrosio , Candice Swanepoel , Adriana Lima , Miranda Kerr and others at a launch party for Victoria’s Secret Swim 2011 … I like it, this is a party I would have liked to have been invited to, I have a camera that would fit perfectly into my shoes and everything. Maybe next year. more pictures of the Victoria’s Secret Models here