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Marcela Valladolid Food Network Chef Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t jerk off to enough women celebrity chefs… I feel like seeing a woman in her natural habitat – the kitchen – would have the same affect as when I see girls at the laundromat doing laundry like they are supposed to.. You know a direct link to my useless cock – sending me signals to get hard because she’s a provider – and I should make babies… But alas, I don’t…but I’ll try….with Marcela Valladolid in her bikini top…it’s a new fetish – but she’s no Marth Stewart which means she’s nothing…but her belly’s looks fun…to make her feel insecure about in attempts to seduce her to feed me all the rich and good food she can easily make me…. Dreams could come true…but I doubt it… The post Marcela Valladolid Food Network Chef Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Stan Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day

Alexandra Stan is a Romanian popstar / singer – which in and of itself sounds pretty comedic, because I visualize a bunch of gypsies with a trained bear that balances on a circus ball to divert you so they can rob you – but apparently – she has an actual video that people have viewed becaause she’s hot… She also has heart shaped nipples – possibly a tattoo – I’ve seen it on strippers, definitely weirdo shot…and here are some of those pics of her out meeting fans or something…nipples or heart sticker on nipples out on full blast..I like it….Romanian pop music and the cam girls they recruited is everything… The post Alexandra Stan Heart Shaped Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rachel Bilson’s Awesome Booty in a Bikini of the Day

I wrote a post about Rachel Bilson being in a bikini in Barbados with her handler/captor/husband who has trapped her and robbed her of her youth, because all I saw was a waste of a young hot actress who turned her back on her fame to move to canada for this asshole, and Iall I could see was a body that wasn’t 23 anymore, but after a night of reflection, I still find humor in the fact that this dude is so insecure he doesn’t let her out of his sight, cuz he fears she’ll escape. Kinda like the dude who’s girlfriend was chatting me up last week, who kept rubbing her shoulder to let her know he was there and let me know she belonged to him, in some weak man hustle no one respects…. But today, her ass has been forgiving in all it’s heart shaped, no cellulite glory. I am a fan. TO See a Ton of Rachel Bilson in her Bikini Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lindsay Lohan Swears Off Nipple Slips

As an “artistic advisor” at Emanuel Ungaro’s runway show, Lindsay Lohan made quite an impression, and showed off maturity few knew she possessed. Sure, the models wore Lindsay Lohan -inspired short Hollywood tramp chic pink dresses, but their blazers had heart-shaped pasties covering up nipples. Okay, so the spandex tops made the models look more like they were ready to get wild and dance on the table at a seedy club than walk the runway.

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