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Marcela Valladolid Food Network Chef Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t jerk off to enough women celebrity chefs… I feel like seeing a woman in her natural habitat – the kitchen – would have the same affect as when I see girls at the laundromat doing laundry like they are supposed to.. You know a direct link to my useless cock – sending me signals to get hard because she’s a provider – and I should make babies… But alas, I don’t…but I’ll try….with Marcela Valladolid in her bikini top…it’s a new fetish – but she’s no Marth Stewart which means she’s nothing…but her belly’s looks fun…to make her feel insecure about in attempts to seduce her to feed me all the rich and good food she can easily make me…. Dreams could come true…but I doubt it… The post Marcela Valladolid Food Network Chef Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ass Dress of the Day

Posted on July 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am into Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s dress. I am not a fashionable person, one would probably argue that I am anti fashion, like so non-fashion that it’s not even ironic and thus fashionable, more like “where did you get those ill fitting clothes and why did you wear them”..to which I say…this is how I found them on the floor, in a back alley, at the laundromat, who gives a fuck, clothes are stupid… Unless clothes…showcase model ass…like they aren’t even clothes at all… It makes eveyrhting more interesting… Arriving at the 2015 Atelier Versace show in Paris yesterday evening. Thank you to Donatella and the whole @versace_official team for having me. #AtelierVERSACE ?????? A photo posted by Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (@rosiehw) on Jul 6, 2015 at 1:57am PDT TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE She also wore this…and I did it too..but in my defense, I’m pretty into this uppity cunt…you can tell is a tyrant, demanding, expensive brat… ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME…. FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ass Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I tease Katy Perry for being fat, not so talented, kind of lame as fuck, with shitty music that pollutes my life…. I still appreciate Katy Perry, not necessarily as an artist, but as someone with some level of draw, or star power, that has sucked in the right people to work with her, has created a great fan bases…and has awesome tits…that have carried her through all the ups and downs that have mainly been ups… I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing people who aren’t instagram models in pictures…because that shit is getting boring…and it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who actually does something roll through in this self involved world… So I’m not endorsing Katy Perry, but I would cum in her…given the chance…but that’s not saying much for a guy who last came in a shoe I found in the laundromat bathroom… The post Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I tease Katy Perry for being fat, not so talented, kind of lame as fuck, with shitty music that pollutes my life…. I still appreciate Katy Perry, not necessarily as an artist, but as someone with some level of draw, or star power, that has sucked in the right people to work with her, has created a great fan bases…and has awesome tits…that have carried her through all the ups and downs that have mainly been ups… I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing people who aren’t instagram models in pictures…because that shit is getting boring…and it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who actually does something roll through in this self involved world… So I’m not endorsing Katy Perry, but I would cum in her…given the chance…but that’s not saying much for a guy who last came in a shoe I found in the laundromat bathroom… The post Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Laundromat Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some of my most erotic experiences have happened in Laundromats….from sniffing dirty panties…to stealing hot girl panties from their dryers…to meeing drifters….the laundromat has given me many orgasms…..unlike thes pictures of Miley Cyrus in a Laundromat for some photoshoot…but I’m a firm believer in “if it’s got a pussy, it’s worth jerking off to”….

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Snooki’s See Through Shirt Shares her Tits in an Animal Print Bra of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Snooki looking like she may or may not be skinnier than she used to be, but still the troll you’d expect her to be,, and while you question why the fuck you even know why this bitch exists, or why she’s got merchandise, or how she’s become a fucking brand, I’ll just stare and her shitty trashy tits in a shitty trassy bra cuz she’s wearing a see through shirt, when in reality she should be diddling her twat to get fucking noticed….The devil is amongst us, now look at ther tits while she’s underservingly money making…perverts.

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Rihanna’s Switching Things Up By Being a Blonde WHore of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna always wears the same costumes to the point where someone like me, the laundromat bandit, who loves dirty vagina tainted clothing to sniff and cum on, get kinda excited…It is like groundhog day everytime I see her concert pics, but then again, isn’t everything groundhog day in whatever you do, we all have routines and have to deal with other people’s routines, which is probably the reason people kill themselves or hate their shitty lives….we all settle… Point being she decided to switch things up in her whoredom by putting on a gold wig…..like the bitches you see fighting at the nail salon over baby daddies….perfectly gutter…and it looks so authentic…like she was a natural blonde…going back to her natural color…you know except for the whole being black part…

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Amber Rose Wearing a See Through Condom Dress of the Day

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wouldn’t take gold digger Amber Rose for the kind of whore who uses condoms. I would assume she was more into getting knocked the fuck up and set for life with whatever rapper she happens to be getting fucked by, but I guess since Kanye is gay and just using her aas his front, she’s wearing this shit so that she doesn’t get Aids..you know cuz it is the Gay Disease….and lucky for you it’s kinda see through…because I guess not pretending to be fucking a dude isn’t quite enough male attention for a whore…even if Kanye made her shave her head for his a needy mommy issues high maintenance ass who needs to feel like he’s rubbin a manly head while falling asleep…probably cuz he never had a dad…

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Girl Fight I Can’t Jerk Off To of th Day

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you care about girl fights like I do, then you know that they can usually get fucking hot. A bitch on another bitch beating the fuck out of each other, clothes being ripped off, sometimes in a vat of Jell-O or Mud and the whole thing makes for a lot of fun, but here is a video of Pink performing her song Stupid Girl and she does the Beyonce dance because it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Beyonce is full of fucking shit, and I guess Pink getting this message out to the dumb cunts who listen to pop music is a good service, but I think she should just stick to humps the stage like she does at the end of the video, it’s a little more interesting than her bullshit message she’s trying to get across, and I fucking hope none of you actually care about this, because that would concern me.

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The Venus William Brown Underwear Pictures of the Day

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was always a fan of brown underwear for obvious reasons that include me not owning a washing machine and finding the time to go to the laundromat annoying, especially when I have to use my hard earned stolen money on the shit, as well as me not really being the kind of guy who always has toilet paper or a shower close by and my health isn’t the strongest where sometimes my ass spits out random things I assume is shit but looks more like brown phlegm…not that you care…. Venus Williams on the otherhand likes brown underwear because it matches her skin color and makes her look like she’s mooning the classy tennis spectators because as the only black girl in tennis, she’s got a responsibility to keep things gutter like the Housing Projects… I may not like her fat ass, but I like what she’s doing here, it makes tennis funny again, somethign its been missing since Agassi’s hair….and I know I posted the video of this last week and that it is old news…but I prefer it in picture… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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