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Lauren Bonner Close Enough to Boner – Nude Pics of the Day

Posted on January 17, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lauren Bonner, from Aperture Talent fame, with her 57,000 followers from posting half naked aand sometimes full nude shoots, because I guess she thinks she’s hot, and loves being naked, a nudist…with no bush…a free spirit who wants you all the be kind and work hard…while she just gets naked and fucks rich dudes so she doesn’t have to work hard…or that maybe she thinks showing up to these shoots is working hard….cuz she’s never had to work a day in her life…thanks to being the kind of girl who gets naked easily and effectively. Whilst looking up her career as an LA model who works a day a month…she was one of the other FIJI girls because FIJI likes using sex workers to give celebs water…and sex workers like access to famous people…but unfortunately for her…she’s not the one who got famous and became a Meme…sucks being the third rate girl on a viral stunt…but nothing you can’t get naked over… No hate…but my only critique since I’m a critic is…not enough butt hole on this journey to fame and fortune….more butthole please. The post Lauren Bonner Close Enough to Boner – Nude Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Butt Shot of the DAy

Posted on June 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Throne the 40 year old who pretended to be a 17 year old, to spend 3 months before her 18th birthday maximizing the perverts who like the on the verge of legal barely legals, just on the wrong side of legal, because it is exciting but close enough to legal so that it’s not overly creepy – in a “she’ll be 18 in 30 days, not much changes in 30 days”…and you’re right, in 30 days, you’ll still be the same basic fucking pervert… That said…she’s taken that attention she got at 17 turning 18 despite being 40…and she fucking rode it hard…strategically…not slutty…just “here’s my panties, because…”…kind of shit…and here’s her panties just because she’s fit as fuck…got a great body…and is a redhead which means a sexual deviant…possibly not really a human…with her super strength… TO SEE SOME OF HER LEGS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Butt Shot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Annalynne McCord is Braless of the Day

Posted on February 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Who the fuck is Annalynne McCord? I can answer that, but only because I’ve been updating this site for a decade and a half and I’ve been forced to be exposed to all the shit that no regular person should even know happens, because it is really not important…like Annalynne McCord…because Annalynne McCord is not important… What I am saying is that she was on a TV show once, thanks to moving to LA with a dream and sucking the right dick…but that show was cancelled a long time ago…and when she was on that show she did as much paparazzi stuff as possible, trying to get noticed and getting noticed because why the fuck not…there’s not much else going on on a random night and some fame whore on TV show doing some stunt is enough fame to get snapped. Either way, she’s been out of work for a long time, and still has that thirst for fame, because she’s going to events braless in see through tops…because why the fuck not put your nipple out there… If you look close enough – you’ll see nipple! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Annalynne McCord is Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland Copies her Ass of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Willa Holland is Steven Spielberg’s god daughter, you like most of the young actresses in Hollywood, she’s related to someone in the industry, it just makes sense to keep it within the community, rather than giving it to some fame whore who doesn’t understand the way the industry works, and who can’t handle the star studded parties and events because they didn’t grow up with Steve Spielberg as a God father, and they can’t handle their coke, because they haven’t been stealing it from their mom’s stash on weekends… Well, she’s in some nerd comic book show, I don’t remember which one…I remember as the OC Mischa Barton younger sister…and here she is pantsless, on a photocopier and if you look close enough you can see pussy lip…good luck with that… The post Willa Holland Copies her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Coco and Her Sister Rub Dirty Vagina of the Day

Posted on April 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a sister fetish…..one that creeps out every sister or I’ve ever spoken to, whether she is with her sister or not… Because I always tell them about how if sisters were raised properly by my standards, but not properly by societies standards..they’d be letting me watch themselves eat each other out…since according to DNA, you’re pretty much close enough for it be called masturbation… It never works…but there are sisters who fuck each other’s boyfriends…because it’s prime catty, competitive behavior…and I guess that’s the one thing you can hope for…unless you know girls who are raised by my standards…and not society’s standards… All this to say, Coco and her sister are clearly on another level of whore, fame whore, exclusive to one client, do whatever it takes to get noticed, to pay off the ass implants, to live the good life..and this yoga pose from the other day is just a magical, visual rendition of that… Stayin’ healthy the way I like it… The post Coco and Her Sister Rub Dirty Vagina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Is Working It Real Good

Posted on June 5, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not quite as impressive as the outfit she wore to her book launch yesterday, but I’m telling you guys, this Kendall Jenner chick knows how to dress. And I know she’s only 18, but I think she’s already a great role model for young hotties everywhere. See, it doesn’t matter how annoying your parents or your family are; as long as you’re hot and show off enough skin, us bloggers are willing to overlook pretty much anything. I’m pretty sure that’s the American dream, or close enough anyway. Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet

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25 Tweets From Parents That Perfectly Sum Up Life with Kids

Posted on March 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kids. They say the darndest things, whether they’re aware of it or not. Even when they’re not asked to say all the bad words they know, the small humans who live with us come up with some true gems, day in and day out. Equally hilarious? Some of the parents who relay these experiences. We’re grateful for children and the joy they bring to our lives, and equally appreciative of the effort parents put in (as well as the technology that connects us). If it weren’t for Twitter, moms and dads would obviously get by just fine, but it’s much easier these days to connect with others to commiserate or spread the love. Click below to laugh/cry along with them in 140 characters or less. 25 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Parenting Open Slideshow 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. View As List 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. 2. Frozen in Hell “Let It Go” is definitely playing on repeat. 3. PARK! Great moments in safe words. 4. Just Pretending? [nods] 5. 82 Percent That may be conservative. 6. Fingers Smell Like … … you can guess, and if you’re a parent, relate. 7. Circle the Block a Few Times? If only … 8. Close Enough Eh, clothes are clothes. 9. Free Cats and Dogs! Would be so cool. 10. You Don’t Want to Know You really don’t. 11. I’ll Tell on You They start early. 12. Fetch! You know you do it. 13. Were You Born With Those? It’s a fair question. 14. RRP5D Sounds about right. 15. Cheap Babysitter Next time you complain about your cable bill, just consider the real potential. 16. Sticks or … They do sound similar. 17. Suave 2 in 1 Hey, whatever works. 18. Can You Skip That? If only. 19. Used Food Ick. Who wants that. 20. Tolerance Must be taught early. 21. Rabies Shares similar symptoms with fatigue. 22. Whine and Wine Oh, how those words are intertwined. 23. Dad of the Year It’s a go-to. 24. Consensual Massage Lessons all kids must understand. 25. Chapstick 2, Vegetables 0 For those keeping score.

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25 Tweets From Parents That Perfectly Sum Up Life with Kids

Posted on March 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kids. They say the darndest things, whether they’re aware of it or not. Even when they’re not asked to say all the bad words they know, the small humans who live with us come up with some true gems, day in and day out. Equally hilarious? Some of the parents who relay these experiences. We’re grateful for children and the joy they bring to our lives, and equally appreciative of the effort parents put in (as well as the technology that connects us). If it weren’t for Twitter, moms and dads would obviously get by just fine, but it’s much easier these days to connect with others to commiserate or spread the love. Click below to laugh/cry along with them in 140 characters or less. 25 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Parenting Open Slideshow 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. View As List 1. Sex Ed That would be an interesting item on the course curriculum. 2. Frozen in Hell “Let It Go” is definitely playing on repeat. 3. PARK! Great moments in safe words. 4. Just Pretending? [nods] 5. 82 Percent That may be conservative. 6. Fingers Smell Like … … you can guess, and if you’re a parent, relate. 7. Circle the Block a Few Times? If only … 8. Close Enough Eh, clothes are clothes. 9. Free Cats and Dogs! Would be so cool. 10. You Don’t Want to Know You really don’t. 11. I’ll Tell on You They start early. 12. Fetch! You know you do it. 13. Were You Born With Those? It’s a fair question. 14. RRP5D Sounds about right. 15. Cheap Babysitter Next time you complain about your cable bill, just consider the real potential. 16. Sticks or … They do sound similar. 17. Suave 2 in 1 Hey, whatever works. 18. Can You Skip That? If only. 19. Used Food Ick. Who wants that. 20. Tolerance Must be taught early. 21. Rabies Shares similar symptoms with fatigue. 22. Whine and Wine Oh, how those words are intertwined. 23. Dad of the Year It’s a go-to. 24. Consensual Massage Lessons all kids must understand. 25. Chapstick 2, Vegetables 0 For those keeping score.

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Nikon COOLPIX L810 16.1 MP Digital Camera with 26x Zoom NIKKOR ED Glass Lens and 3-inch LCD Review

Posted on May 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This camera was something that I was dying to get. I’ve had a very old, 8 year old in fact, Coolpix camera that still works but it’s so old that I hate using it. The time in between taking one picture and the next if you need the flash is horrendous. So I finally went on the search to revamp my camera owning. And I found the Nikon Coolpix L810.I have to admit what I really wanted was something close enough to a professional photographers camera. I take pictures everywhere I go. Especial

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Midday Motivation | How To Rise Above The Hate

Posted on August 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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“Don’t worry about what Haters say. Be more concerned that you are “close enough” to hear them…”-M.Collins Conquering your enemies does not require you to…

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