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Kate Upton’s Body is So Fucking Weird of the Day

Kate Upton is in Miami shooting a lingerie campaign for a lingerie company, because apparently, companies still think Kate Upton matters, and will sell product, even though it’s not 5 years ago, but I guess in the defence of the lingerie company, they are European and have no real clue what’s going on in the US market, and figure “this bitch is expensive, she must sell product, let’s use her”…when in reality, there are so many better options for them… What I find interesting in this shoot, is not Kate Upton’s finally getting in shape after years of being massive, fat, and weird looking, I find the tits still winner, especially when pushed the fuck up… What I find interesting is when cross referencing her tits with her paparazzi pics, I just can’t buy into her nonsense…her body is weird looking, she terrifies me, even when naked, but I guess when naked or half naked, I can be distracted by the huge tits and forget how weird the rest of her is.. WHO KNOWS…but it’s weird… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS oF HER WALKING CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton’s Body is So Fucking Weird of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hailee Steinfeld in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I am not into Hailee Steinfeld. She’s 19 and being 19 means she’s hot enough to jerk off to – based on her youth alone – but I just can’t get on board with her hustle… I’ve seen her in movies and she was uneventful, and I probably wouldn’t even cast her in my sex tape, if I had her 5 million dollar per movie rate. She’s best known for being in True Grit, so we can assume her fans liked her when she was 9. I don’t find her being a popstar interesting in a world where everyone can sing and dance like a retard…shitty music is everywhere….and it’s too easy to pull off. Especially when you’re an LA based, connected, twat people see as a potential vessel to market and sell product and tickets with…. I don’t find these pics of her anything remarkable….or even interesting yet I am putting them up…because I feel compelled to support all girls with Jewish Dads and Filipino moms, because fucking the Nanny or Housekeeper and knocking her up, is LOLZ to me. The post Hailee Steinfeld in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna Has a New Song Called Work of the Day

Rihanna has a new song and it’s available exclusively on TIDAL BECAUSE JAY Z OWNS HER… It reminds me of a meme that’s been going around for years about her quoted saying something about how writing her lyrics is a spiritual experience, even though she doesn’t write her own shit, but maybe she does…with things like “WORK WORK WORK WORK (mumbles that rhyme with work, mumbles that rhyme with work)” Brilliant…but not as brilliant as throwing Drake on the track to sell the shit to the gang of idiots who buy into their commercial, mainstream, sell product, make money garbage.. Garbage…she doesn’t even need to make words anymore…she just needs to make noises that sound like words…brilliant.. GO LISTEN TO THE SONG ON TIDAL … They didn’t pay me to say that, but I dont’ need fucking lawsuits here.. Here are some pics of Rihanna in a dress… The post Rihanna Has a New Song Called Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fashion Week Nipples of the Day

Kendall Jenner and Lily Aldridge both didn’t wear bras because they are young harlots who do anything to secure their place in this world to not live in the shadow of their families, and or husbands, because Victoria’s Secret use them to sell product people, and that’s status…you’re no a Victoria’s Secret model or even fucking one, therefore by default they are better than you…but you already know that, that’s why you jerk off to their nipples, it’s your way of showin’ them who’s boss in your mind, because in reality….they don’t know you exist and if they did, they’d probably get a restraining order.. All 3 are LA Rich kids turend models…fun…because I like nipples on rich girls who care what you think about them… TO SEE LILY ALDRIDGE CLICK

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Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

As much as I tease Katy Perry for being fat, not so talented, kind of lame as fuck, with shitty music that pollutes my life…. I still appreciate Katy Perry, not necessarily as an artist, but as someone with some level of draw, or star power, that has sucked in the right people to work with her, has created a great fan bases…and has awesome tits…that have carried her through all the ups and downs that have mainly been ups… I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing people who aren’t instagram models in pictures…because that shit is getting boring…and it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who actually does something roll through in this self involved world… So I’m not endorsing Katy Perry, but I would cum in her…given the chance…but that’s not saying much for a guy who last came in a shoe I found in the laundromat bathroom… The post Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindex Uses Their Own Employees for Underwear Campaign of the DAy

I am a firm supporter of the nude selfie…and girls sending me their own home grown erotica…and with that means I like the unphotoshopped look…and I like seeing bodies that probably would never be models…because the models I see bore the fuck out of me and just aren’t authentic, but rather puppets..being used to sell product…who get paid too much, which feeds their egos and makes them even more annoying to jerk off to…. So this campaign by brand called Lindex …using their staff, who are actually a kind of hot, but not model staff…is awesome and the direction all companies not scared of being sued for sexual harassment should go…because when you ask the secretary to come pose in panties in your office…you’re setting yourself up for a lawsuit…right… The post Lindex Uses Their Own Employees for Underwear Campaign of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindex Uses Their Own Employees for Underwear Campaign of the DAy

I am a firm supporter of the nude selfie…and girls sending me their own home grown erotica…and with that means I like the unphotoshopped look…and I like seeing bodies that probably would never be models…because the models I see bore the fuck out of me and just aren’t authentic, but rather puppets..being used to sell product…who get paid too much, which feeds their egos and makes them even more annoying to jerk off to…. So this campaign by brand called Lindex …using their staff, who are actually a kind of hot, but not model staff…is awesome and the direction all companies not scared of being sued for sexual harassment should go…because when you ask the secretary to come pose in panties in your office…you’re setting yourself up for a lawsuit…right… The post Lindex Uses Their Own Employees for Underwear Campaign of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Banana MOon of the Day

I fucking hate all catalog and editorial pictures for brands, even bikini brands, because they always look cheesy as fuck, even when they aren’t even that cheesy, all because they are some girl getting overpaid to pose like an idiot, for no real reason at all, other than to sell product…it’s just fucking cheesy… Catalogs and editorial campaigns, should just be real fucking people in the product, doing real things, like spilling out of said bikini, none of this candy coated phoney shit.. That said, her name is Sara Sampaio, she works for the competitor, because I assume the competitor owns a piece of every bikini and underwear company… She’s skinny as fuck, from Portugal and her claim to fame is calling out other girls for being haters because she’s healthy and they are fat…. She drove that point home, you know that she can eat whatever she wants,…whith this watermelon… Either way, she’s in a bikini The post Sara Sampaio in a Bikini for Banana MOon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes for WSJ of the Day

This just goes to show you, that if you take a picture of a professional model, she can make it look good, especially if you’re a good photographer, who gets hired to take pictures of celebrities and models, and gets paid a lot of fucking money… I mean the reality of the whole thing is that this is her job, so if she looked shitty, like babies she has made with her celeb DJ, she probably wpuldn’t be a model married to a celeb DJ….but more of a regular girl who does regular things…like not pose like an asshole for pictures…of nonsense that mean nothing and serve no purpose…other than to sell product, or maybe to make give ugly girls something to make them feel shitty about themselves…who fucking cares… The post Doutzen Kroes for WSJ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Lady Gaga Without Make-Up is As Horrible As You’d Think of the Day

Lady Gaga has been consistently the most disgusting face in Entertainment. I’m talking more disgusting than any other face I can think of. All because they needed someone to attract or sell product to the kids who were being bullied, you know to empower them and make them feel like someone understands, like someone can relate, like someone like them can make it in the world…without realizing, she’s just fucking lying and exploiting all you fucking drones… So I don’t know why she decided to remind us of just how vile she is by posting a braless, make-up-less picture of herself, when she knows she’s better in masks and really anything that covers up her disgusting….a disgusting she feels the need to put out there..but really fucking shouldn’t….she’s the worst.

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