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Bregjie Heinen for For Love & Lemons of the Day

Bregjie Heinen has one of the most offensive names in modeling. It’s the sound made during a throat fucking porn when the 20 year old who just moved to LA to get famous thanks to the constant promises of some creepy “model manager”…to make them a star…ends up on her first boy/girl scene….ravaged…you know banged the fuck out for 6-9 weeks before having to go home broken, with a drug addiction, forced to find Jesus and become obese working at Walmart…THE DREAM…. She’s dutch, she’s hot, her ass is great and she’s in some piss soaked photos by favorite hipster / garbage not because the pics are bad but because the pics are lame, have no soul and are a rip off at good things…photographer Zooey Grossman…who has the ability to take the same picture 1000 times…over and over and now people pay them… Either way – shitty pics, repetitive pics or not, Bregjie Heinen has a great ass… The post Bregjie Heinen for For Love & Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale is Old and Lovely in Sweatpants of the Day

Kate Beckinsale and I have something in common…we both pander to Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises that she’s the babe in…because Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises….are pretty easy to pander to…you just give them their vampire Kate Beckinsale even in her period pants, despite being a mom in her 40s, still looking hotter than a 25 year olds, because Vampires don’t die…and the funny thing about seeing Kate Beckinsale in her period pants is that all you perverts would vampire her and eat said period, provided she still gets her period, seeing as she’s 100 fucking years old… TO SEE THE REST OF the PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale is Old and Lovely in Sweatpants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Realizes Her Social Media is Getting Boring of the Day

Bella Thorne, an actress who you’ve heard of from being slutty on social media, has been fading out or toning down on the shameless half nakedness that used to be a daily thing, I guess her management was on her saying “you’re turning into an insta whore, we need to keep you semi wholesome not whoresome (LOLZ), in order to get you these Disney Jobs….you see half naked is fun and cute in context, once in a while but not daily”….so bitch toned down, got boring, no one posted her nonsense…and I guess she changed that as quickly as she could….before being forgotten, it is the internet generation and people lose interest…so bring the bikini and she did…what a diverse talent… The post Bella Thorne Realizes Her Social Media is Getting Boring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

As much as I tease Katy Perry for being fat, not so talented, kind of lame as fuck, with shitty music that pollutes my life…. I still appreciate Katy Perry, not necessarily as an artist, but as someone with some level of draw, or star power, that has sucked in the right people to work with her, has created a great fan bases…and has awesome tits…that have carried her through all the ups and downs that have mainly been ups… I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing people who aren’t instagram models in pictures…because that shit is getting boring…and it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who actually does something roll through in this self involved world… So I’m not endorsing Katy Perry, but I would cum in her…given the chance…but that’s not saying much for a guy who last came in a shoe I found in the laundromat bathroom… The post Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss Naked Ass in Vogue US of the Day

Karlie Kloss is a model, but then again who isn’t a fucking model. I seems like every girl I know is a model, thinks she is a model, acts like a model, or poses like a model for her facebook profile/instagram, that the whole model thing is getting boring, and I’m more into girls who aren’t models, the good old scared of the camera kind of insecure pussy you can really take advantage of and who I can hang out with and not get annoyed of all the fucking picture taking, because not everything needs to be documented, and bitch, you’re not hot enough to justify using all that film up, oh right, we don’t have film anymore, and that’s the fucking problem with this photo revolution, it’s the accessibility of the shit making everyone a model and photographer cuz it is free but still no one willing to send me fucking nudes…

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