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Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As much as I tease Katy Perry for being fat, not so talented, kind of lame as fuck, with shitty music that pollutes my life…. I still appreciate Katy Perry, not necessarily as an artist, but as someone with some level of draw, or star power, that has sucked in the right people to work with her, has created a great fan bases…and has awesome tits…that have carried her through all the ups and downs that have mainly been ups… I guess what I am saying is that I like seeing people who aren’t instagram models in pictures…because that shit is getting boring…and it’s nice to see an actual celebrity who actually does something roll through in this self involved world… So I’m not endorsing Katy Perry, but I would cum in her…given the chance…but that’s not saying much for a guy who last came in a shoe I found in the laundromat bathroom… The post Katy Perry for Wonderland Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s Switching Things Up By Being a Blonde WHore of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rihanna always wears the same costumes to the point where someone like me, the laundromat bandit, who loves dirty vagina tainted clothing to sniff and cum on, get kinda excited…It is like groundhog day everytime I see her concert pics, but then again, isn’t everything groundhog day in whatever you do, we all have routines and have to deal with other people’s routines, which is probably the reason people kill themselves or hate their shitty lives….we all settle… Point being she decided to switch things up in her whoredom by putting on a gold wig…..like the bitches you see fighting at the nail salon over baby daddies….perfectly gutter…and it looks so authentic…like she was a natural blonde…going back to her natural color…you know except for the whole being black part…

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Jersey Shore Cast on Italy: Weird!

Posted on August 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We’re just one day away from the fourth season premiere of Jersey Shore , and you know what that means: drama, laundry and… flats? “The worst thing was the cobblestone roads and walking in heels,” Sammi complained to TV Guide about filming it Italy. “I had to buy a lot of flats, which I would probably never wear in Jersey.” But if you think that is horrible and weird, consider the changes Vinny and the guys went through. “We rarely made it to the gym,” said our favorite large-penised cast member. “That’s unheard of for us. But it’s not really a big thing there. And these little weird streets that were built in the 1000s… going to the laundromat, you have to haul your luggage through friggin’ Italian villages. That made us stop doing certain things in our routine.” Daily errands aside, producer SallyAnn Salsano said there’s a “super crazy, explosive dynamic” on the new season, one whose conflict will extend beyond “Ronnie and Sammi fighting.” The men do most of the “catfighting,” teases JWOWW, which does jibe with the recent comings and goings of The Situation and others. Jersey Shore premieres – in Italy! – tomorrow night on MTV. THG should be your destination for the most entertaining, thorough review of the episode soon after it concludes.

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Girl Fight I Can’t Jerk Off To of th Day

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you care about girl fights like I do, then you know that they can usually get fucking hot. A bitch on another bitch beating the fuck out of each other, clothes being ripped off, sometimes in a vat of Jell-O or Mud and the whole thing makes for a lot of fun, but here is a video of Pink performing her song Stupid Girl and she does the Beyonce dance because it doesn’t take a genius to realize that Beyonce is full of fucking shit, and I guess Pink getting this message out to the dumb cunts who listen to pop music is a good service, but I think she should just stick to humps the stage like she does at the end of the video, it’s a little more interesting than her bullshit message she’s trying to get across, and I fucking hope none of you actually care about this, because that would concern me.

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The Venus William Brown Underwear Pictures of the Day

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was always a fan of brown underwear for obvious reasons that include me not owning a washing machine and finding the time to go to the laundromat annoying, especially when I have to use my hard earned stolen money on the shit, as well as me not really being the kind of guy who always has toilet paper or a shower close by and my health isn’t the strongest where sometimes my ass spits out random things I assume is shit but looks more like brown phlegm…not that you care…. Venus Williams on the otherhand likes brown underwear because it matches her skin color and makes her look like she’s mooning the classy tennis spectators because as the only black girl in tennis, she’s got a responsibility to keep things gutter like the Housing Projects… I may not like her fat ass, but I like what she’s doing here, it makes tennis funny again, somethign its been missing since Agassi’s hair….and I know I posted the video of this last week and that it is old news…but I prefer it in picture… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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