The Lavignes are the power couple of the year….or maybe the decade…not that they are even an couple still but like all true skater boy suburban Canada mall love stories…sometimes love is eternal no matter where you are sticking your genitals…because only they really understand each other and the rise from hell to riches thru bad music….and now the hell is whatever the fuck has happened to their aging, haggard, scary looking faces….This should inspire all….
Here are some pictures of Snooki looking like she may or may not be skinnier than she used to be, but still the troll you’d expect her to be,, and while you question why the fuck you even know why this bitch exists, or why she’s got merchandise, or how she’s become a fucking brand, I’ll just stare and her shitty trashy tits in a shitty trassy bra cuz she’s wearing a see through shirt, when in reality she should be diddling her twat to get fucking noticed….The devil is amongst us, now look at ther tits while she’s underservingly money making…perverts.
Rihanna always wears the same costumes to the point where someone like me, the laundromat bandit, who loves dirty vagina tainted clothing to sniff and cum on, get kinda excited…It is like groundhog day everytime I see her concert pics, but then again, isn’t everything groundhog day in whatever you do, we all have routines and have to deal with other people’s routines, which is probably the reason people kill themselves or hate their shitty lives….we all settle… Point being she decided to switch things up in her whoredom by putting on a gold wig…..like the bitches you see fighting at the nail salon over baby daddies….perfectly gutter…and it looks so authentic…like she was a natural blonde…going back to her natural color…you know except for the whole being black part…
The starlet Emma Stone, who went blonde in December for her role as Gwen Stacy in The Amazing Spider-Man, sported a shoulder-length do with side-swept bangs as she hit the carpet with fellow ginger Bryce Dallas Howard. She’s returned to her roots! Emma Stone stepped out for an MTV-sponsored preview of her latest film, The Help, in L.A. on Thursday — and her hair was once again red. Though Stone is actually a natural blonde, she told InStyle that going light for her part in Spider-Man felt, w
Beyonce was fat on set in tight clothes. You know trying to compete with Rihanna for her husband’s affection….You know taking on her sex appeal and showing off her body…knowing that that’s what the public wants…not knowing or realizing in her cunt celebrity bubble that she’s had one or two too many buckets of Popeye chicken…and that she should really invest her time and energy in other things….like anything…to avoid being seen in public, you know like eating contests with the fat Williams “sister” cuz I don’t really like looking at it…and let’s face it…it’s all about me… Either way, here’s an old, fat, tired self proclaimed DIVA, trying to keep up with the market, by doin’ the Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna hustle, 40 pounds too late… All this to say, I wonder if she’s a natural blonde…but more importantly, does her pussy match the drapes?
