Bike Thief of the day Short Circuit at the Fireworks Factory The Neighbor’s Domestic Violence Naked Tourist of the Day Amusement Rid Fail TOW FAIL Fat Guy on the Baggag Carusel Trudeau Left Hanging! Woman Fakes an Illness while Partner Tries to Steal Gun Woman Trying to Get on a Slow Moving TRain The post Sexy Dance and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Avril Lavigne got some fucking tits, and when you try not to think about Nickelback cumming all over them, in some terrible fireworks show that ended in marriage, they aren’t so bad. You see, it is Canada Day here, which is a celebration of all things Canada, and luckily for you Avril Lavigne fans, and I know you’re out there, because I’ve been forced to follow her career, Canada sort of embraces their stars who make it in America and SHOVE THEM DOWN OUR THROATS relentlessly…so that I can sit here and sing “Skater Boy to You” despite never intentionally listening to it, always hating it, and thinking it was really the death of Skateboarding as a cool sport, which it was…it became mall brand shit…and she was mall brand pop….acting like a punk…real confusing… So I’ve hated her all these years…but the tits, on Canada Day being unleashed..shit…where were those hiding? I guess the perpetual teen full of angst has hit puberty… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Avril Lavigne Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I haven’t done a post on Avril Lavigne in years and that is because I think she went crazy, but I am not too sure if that is factual. Either way, she is back making generic music and I just listened to her new song and does it ever suck. I’m glad she still looks good because I think this music career is coming to an end.
Danielle Knudson is a Canadian titty model who was in Sports Illustrated at least once… She’s 29, so that’s probably why this titty video of her is being leaked, you know draw attention to herself before she turns 30 so that she’s still remembered into her 30s, even though she’s hardly rememebered now… I am Canadian, and Canadian socialist laws have this Canadian Content law, so that we don’t get lost in American culture, where that we have to include a certain amount of Canadian produced content in any media outlet…. So that when you listen to the radio, 1/3 of the music is Canadian….like Drake, The Weeknd, Bieber and Avril Lavigne…. (insert Avril Lavigne Cleavage pic here)… Or Nickelback, RUSH, Pam Anderson, Martin Short, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Sarah McGlocklynn, Seth Rogan, Sandra Oh, Eugene Levy, Ryan Gosling, Dan Ackroyd, Jim Cary, Mike Myers….usually acts that are also big in America but that we have to hear a lot more often than you do…so we hate them more… Point being, this Knudson bitch is a virtual no one…but her tits from her nude video that is a few years old are solid…super solid. The post Danielle Knudson Firm Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Avril Lavigne, the Queen of Canada. So important that she should be on our money here. Even though she moved to Cali to live that Skater Boy life back in the 90s when she got famous….is coming out with a new Album that is sure to SUCK tomorrow…. I call it 10 years too late, but I guess she’s felt inspired or wants to make some money while money is still available to be made..even if she’s been lazy the lat 10 years… I wonder if she’s still going to be the 30 something dressed like a teen from the Ohio Hot Topic…you know cheesy and commercial version of streetwear….silly really… Based on this LOLITA album cover…sucking a loli…like she’s not 45….stealing her kids candy on Halloween and making some selfie porn with it for her internet boyfriend she met on Facebook…you know that she reconnected with from High School… But I bet some of you assholes find it hot… If only I wasn’t so desensitized from all the sex workers and self produced porno out there…I’d be able to feel something looking at this…something other than “this Avril bitch is reaching hard”…. The post Avril Lavigne Comeback Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
We live in a world where even a 40 year old Avril Lavigne gets naked with her guitar to market herself…because I guess humans are all a bunch of nudists who hate clothing…since we are animals…now reverting back to animals.. I think the biggest issue in all this is that we can’t see her spread asshole, making it an album cover I care about, that I care to see…but instead it’s some cheesy play on stripping down, her and her acoustic, as raw as Nickelback’s dick after fucking her dry vagina, cuz we know there is no way she got wet for that dude. Pretty fucking lame, but I guess it’s Canada pride…go Canada..smells like legal weed, beaver and maple syrup up in here. The post Avril Lavigne Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Avril Lavigne the Canadian who moved in on the USA thanks to her song and dance routine, and never left. Stealing all your jobs like she was a Pilgrim stealing the land from the Natives on this Thanksgiving Feast they also stole from the natives, in what they portray as a friendly dinner amongst like minded people who wanted the growth and development of the country, when really it was just a take what they wanted cuz they were fat white people…. Well, it looks like she’s out there trying to get a new album together, a second coming of christ, if you were to think she was your lord and savior and you worshiped her like the pervert you are, because I am sure Canada, the place I live think of her as some kind of hero, but she’d really only be a hero if she killed off her husband Nickelback when she had a chance. I realize you just really liked that she played the 15 year old girl until she was 30…roleplaying…that mall rat life…and her old lady legs today aren’t exciting – but I am doing it for Canada. The post Avril Lavigne Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Canada’s favorite Mall Rat, Skater Girl, Avril Lavigne….is on the comeback… The other day I saw she posted some of the least sexy boudoir photos I assume are for another album or some promo for something she’s trying to do…maybe it’s a Christmas Album or something that old timers do when they want to seduce their fans to buy into them….and give them more money….and fans is something Avril Lavigne has…thanks to people being fucking perverts into 30 year olds who dress like 15 year olds and sing weird teeny pop punk trash for 15 year olds…despite being 30. Well, she went onto Late Night TV, in a Racy outfit to remind you all that she’s BACK…her and her skater boy will not SEE you later boy…they are right…here… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE here is her recent glamour shoot The post Avril Lavigne Almost Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
LeAnn Rimes, who was presented as the good Christian white girl country singer to the Southern States and to the Heartland, because they know good family values, and Christian beliefs, that made the foundation of your great country before the Jews took over hollywood and tainted the world, through marketing schemes and strategies to get people to buy shit, believe shit, while getting themselves richer and richer… Well, we all know, based on how she turned out, looking like a stripper with big fake tits, and a homewrecker, who is nothing Christian, but tainted by all the money she’s made, and exploitations she’s endured….like some kind of play the victim and the Jesus people will forgive you. Or just post bikini selfies, that’s all we care about. ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post LeAnn Rimes Bikini Slut of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Avril Lavigne swims, even if she looks more like she just floats… Another one of those late 90s child stars who has not maintained as well as our girl Britney Spears…but I guess part of me, as a Canadian, needs to have some Canadian pride for this small town girl, clearly tainted by American Mall Culture, like the Good Charlotte Brothers, who basically tried to exploit the skate scene, the punk scene, to create a mainstream version of that to the mainstream kids wanted to be about that life in the most bootleg way, and girl cashed the fuck in. I don’t know if she’s still a Canadian icon, since she’s all Cali based, you can tell by her song Skater Boy that was always her dream…you know to be a puppet to exploit a trend…because it affords her to buy nice pools….unless that’s from her Nickelback divorce. Either way, she’s a mess…from bathing suit pics, to life choices but I guess for her, it’s better to be Avril Lavigne than some Tim Horton’s baker…making donuts for all the blue collar dudes named GORD heading to the RINK with NHL dreams for their kids… ———————————- JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Avril Lavigne Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .