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Lucy Hale Got Them Titties On of the Day

If you’re wondering what LUCY HALE, the very famous girl from the Pretty Little Liars, a show you probably jerked off to, and that has leveraged her career into other very important things like other shitty TV fame…getting paid enough to spend her time with her tits out in a bikini top for her true fans who only care about her tits…not that she has much tit…but perverts don’t care…we don’t care…we’re accepting and eager to jerk off to all tit…it’s almost a talent really…how diverse and inclusive we are….now if only girls just answered our phone calls or texts or liked us and didn’t fear us and our stale sperm smells… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lucy Hale Got Them Titties On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Avril Lavigne Naked of the Day

We live in a world where even a 40 year old Avril Lavigne gets naked with her guitar to market herself…because I guess humans are all a bunch of nudists who hate clothing…since we are animals…now reverting back to animals.. I think the biggest issue in all this is that we can’t see her spread asshole, making it an album cover I care about, that I care to see…but instead it’s some cheesy play on stripping down, her and her acoustic, as raw as Nickelback’s dick after fucking her dry vagina, cuz we know there is no way she got wet for that dude. Pretty fucking lame, but I guess it’s Canada pride…go Canada..smells like legal weed, beaver and maple syrup up in here. The post Avril Lavigne Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner Spreads her Legs of the Day

Kendall Jenner is not hot. I like to call her Lendall because it sounds black like the look she’s trying to go for with her fake tan and fake face… I guess it makes sense that Shawn morphing into a Kardashian’s despite having a different white dad, because they have the plastic surgeon on retainer….who lives in their basement and modifies all of them to the freaks they are..he’s the guy with Bruce’s Olympic dick on his mantle… Point being, Kendall may be skinny and the best of the trash but like food, the best in the trash is still going to give you flesh eating disease…. From Bruce to Kim…get rid of this garbage. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner Spreads her Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Hadid With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

Here’s some Bella Hadid holding hands with Naomi Campbell because I guess they are dykes…despite all the coverage Bella Hadid has been giving to The Weeknd lately, probably because he’s their MERKIN…you know because Naomi Campbell and Bella Hadid don’t want to let the world know they are dykes….because I learned this week that a MERKIN is a male beard….you know the dude used to distract people from a background lesbian relationship…in a “she can’t be dyke, she dates the Weeknd, not not the actual weekend, yes I know we all love the weekend it’s the best time of the week but only a few of us actually fuck the weekend she fucks The Weeknd…he’s a songstress from Canada”… Not that it matters, the world is filled with dykes, it’s a trend now to be in a lesbian relationship you know…. So her spreading her pussy in a deep pussy stretch could be her recovering from that big black cock she’s into (BBC in the porn world)…or it could be her prepping to be fisted because she’s been banged out by BBC is the past and fists are the appropriate size to get the same feeling of fullness…the pussy version of an afternoon at the all you can eat buffet…or maybe none of this matters because she’s some overrated, ugly looking, plastic faced, muppet who only exists cuz she’s a rich bratty whining spoiled girl who has a father who puts importance on models…even low level models he pays the rent for in LA. I know she’s got fans who find her hot, queer fucks like tranny porn too don’t you? So this is for you.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Hadid With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bleona Qereti Pussy Spread of the Day

Who the hell is Bleona Qereti , they say she is an American pop start but there is nothing more Un-American than that name. But earlier today I was talking about a girl at the public pool in one of these modern bikini bottoms that are skimpy as fuck, and that I saw labia in person, which is rare cuz like you I am a pathetic person who only sees labia on computer screen thanks to my wife being so fat her labia are 6 inches deep and require a scavenger hunt no one should ever take to get to… The girl I saw, I assume had no idea her clit was out and wasn’t out there trying to prevent clit tan lines….but it is safe to say this BELONA QERETI is doing for the PAPARAZZI…pretending she doesn’t want clit tan lines because with a name like BLEONA QERETI you know she’s out there doing all she can to get seen, noticed….by her hired paparrazzi who need clickbait and havne’t figured out there are 1 million girls on social media who are better looking and more whoring who could use the paparazzi covereage BELONA and her sandwich meat name is getting. This is a great case of someone looking nothing like they do on Instagram.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bleona Qereti Pussy Spread of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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All Hail The Queen: Superbly Snatched Oprah Is Stunning On The Cover Of British VOGUE

Oprah Winfrey Covers August Issue Of British Vogue Well isn’t this delightful? Lady O — aka Oprah Winfrey if you’re nasty is on the August cover of British Vogue looking STUN-NING! The magazine shared a few of the shots from the spread as well as some select excerpts. The issue hits newsstands July 6. Hit the flip for more

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Bangers: Gabrielle Union Puts Her Bacon Lovin’ Bawwwwdy On Blizzy For Women’s Health Mag

Gabrielle Union Covers Women’s Health Magazine This week Gabrielle Union revealed she is covering the March issue of Women’s Health Magazine. The 44-year-old actress posts up in a white one piece for most of the spread, where she reveals she doesn’t worry too much about diet and exercise but tries to keep things under control. Looks like bacon does a bawwwwwdy good! Hit the flip for more photos and quotes from the spread. Instagram/Women’sHealthMagazine/JeffLipsky

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Bella Thorne Titty on the Beach of the Day

I don’t know if Bella Thorne is filming a very important movie, or if she’s doing the more important seduce the paparazzi by being ridiculous at the beach because the paparazzi are more important to her existence than actual paying jobs – since no one watches movies, no one cares about movies, no one cares about Bella Thorne unless she’s on the beach showing off her tits. This is what her stage parents trained her for…and thank god for that – because this is her at her best…..I mean until I see the spread ass pics – that I know are on the way…that’s what life as a puppet addicted to followers eventually does… The post Bella Thorne Titty on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey Is Simply Beautiful in "Complex Magazine"

Some of you might not be aware that Mariah Carey has a new show coming out called Mariah’s World. It’s a reality-style show that most likely follows her around making music and all that, but after seeing this spread from Complex magazine I kind of wish Mariah Carey would visit sex dungeons while wearing lingerie. … read more

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Mariah Carey Is Simply Beautiful in "Complex Magazine"

Some of you might not be aware that Mariah Carey has a new show coming out called Mariah’s World. It’s a reality-style show that most likely follows her around making music and all that, but after seeing this spread from Complex magazine I kind of wish Mariah Carey would visit sex dungeons while wearing lingerie. … read more

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