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Avril Lavigne Naked of the Day

We live in a world where even a 40 year old Avril Lavigne gets naked with her guitar to market herself…because I guess humans are all a bunch of nudists who hate clothing…since we are animals…now reverting back to animals.. I think the biggest issue in all this is that we can’t see her spread asshole, making it an album cover I care about, that I care to see…but instead it’s some cheesy play on stripping down, her and her acoustic, as raw as Nickelback’s dick after fucking her dry vagina, cuz we know there is no way she got wet for that dude. Pretty fucking lame, but I guess it’s Canada pride…go Canada..smells like legal weed, beaver and maple syrup up in here. The post Avril Lavigne Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Candice Swanepoel Wet Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Candice Swanepoel showing her asshole on the beach for the paparazzi because she’s looking to get some Victoria’s Secret attention after a three year stint of breeding while other people took her lead and became the new Candice…. Even though she’s younger than some of the other bitches that evil brand uses, she still feels so old, because she’s been at it for so fucking long….and has only done work with them…so it’s a same shit the last 15 fucking years…try to challenge yourself, have some ambition or take advantage of the opportunity that comes with her fame from being a lame promo model….but instead she just coasts…looking good while she coasts for sure..but still boring… That doesn’t mean I am not into staring at her asshole on the beach…in a bikini cuz I am….but I also live in Canada and all the women are in winter coats at the grocery store…so a little bikini ANUS is needed to keep me warm with more than just holiday cheer…and egg nog…that will lead to my feet being amputated. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Black Woman Starts African Race War over a cup of Water at Kwik-E-Mart of the Day

Here’s a stable fat bitch going nuts about Africa, Immigration, politics, slavery in one of the most convincing and educated ways, all directed at the owners of a Kwik-E-Mart because they charged her $0.15 for a glass of water…..which is totally fucking sane….it is a few days old, but never old when it reflects the state of America and the people who inhabit the country so nicely….

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Pants Off for Vogue Germany of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely, also known as the Megan Fox, who we like better than Megan Fox, because she started out as a model willing to get naked before she became the new Megan Fox, while Megan Fox was just a cunt about getting naked, cuz she knew people thought she was hot and figured people would keep coming back for more, you like a stripper on her first dance, trying to seduce without showing pussy…only to marry some loser from 90210 every fan hated, while Rosie hooked up with some bald action star peopled liked, especially other bald guys, cuz he brings them hope, making her a seriously important person in Hollywood….and here she is with her pants off for Vogue Germany…

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Pants Off for Vogue Germany of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely, also known as the Megan Fox, who we like better than Megan Fox, because she started out as a model willing to get naked before she became the new Megan Fox, while Megan Fox was just a cunt about getting naked, cuz she knew people thought she was hot and figured people would keep coming back for more, you like a stripper on her first dance, trying to seduce without showing pussy…only to marry some loser from 90210 every fan hated, while Rosie hooked up with some bald action star peopled liked, especially other bald guys, cuz he brings them hope, making her a seriously important person in Hollywood….and here she is with her pants off for Vogue Germany…

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Lady Gaga & Polaroid Are Teaming Up

Singer Lady Gaga has revealed her Polaroid business card, after becoming a creative director at the company. The 23-year-old recently became the new face of the photography brand and her new title is creative director and inventor of specialty products

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