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Lucy Hale Got Them Titties On of the Day

If you’re wondering what LUCY HALE, the very famous girl from the Pretty Little Liars, a show you probably jerked off to, and that has leveraged her career into other very important things like other shitty TV fame…getting paid enough to spend her time with her tits out in a bikini top for her true fans who only care about her tits…not that she has much tit…but perverts don’t care…we don’t care…we’re accepting and eager to jerk off to all tit…it’s almost a talent really…how diverse and inclusive we are….now if only girls just answered our phone calls or texts or liked us and didn’t fear us and our stale sperm smells… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lucy Hale Got Them Titties On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Avril Lavigne Naked of the Day

We live in a world where even a 40 year old Avril Lavigne gets naked with her guitar to market herself…because I guess humans are all a bunch of nudists who hate clothing…since we are animals…now reverting back to animals.. I think the biggest issue in all this is that we can’t see her spread asshole, making it an album cover I care about, that I care to see…but instead it’s some cheesy play on stripping down, her and her acoustic, as raw as Nickelback’s dick after fucking her dry vagina, cuz we know there is no way she got wet for that dude. Pretty fucking lame, but I guess it’s Canada pride…go Canada..smells like legal weed, beaver and maple syrup up in here. The post Avril Lavigne Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Watson Boring for Vogue Australia of the Day

The only reason I am posting these REALLY FUCKING boring pictures of Emma Watson in Vogue Australia, because she’s a high brow – fashion – celebrity…. Is because she’s got some pervert virgin loser comic loving wizard and dragon magic obsessed socially awkward live in their mom’s basement with their collection of toys still in their packaging fans….that have watched her grow up and jerked off to…because she was in that Wizard shit at a young age, something the aspergers fans probably couldn’t handle, but they waited until she turned 18 to actually get off to her (SURE THEY DID)…..and look at her now… Still a Potter girl, always a Potter girl, but in some fashion nonsense not showing her spread asshole, making me ask “Why the fuck do we care about this shit”…and the reality is we don’t…but her fans fucking do…so this one’s for them…because I assume there’s a lot of crossover between blogs and Harry Potter fans… To see the rest of the pics, they are boring CLICK HERE The post Emma Watson Boring for Vogue Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sofia Resing for LUI Magazine of the Day

Her name Sofia Resing, she’s a “Brazilian Model”..like all models…with a fantastic fucking body…who is represented by Women 360 New York, Women Milan, Major Paris, Storm London, Uno Spain, Modellink Sweden, Ford Miami, Way Sampa, 40 Graus Rio, Vision Cape Town, … So if you’re anywhere in the world, she’s probably had sex with at least someone in that city….who works at an agency…. She’s on the rise, I guess, which is why she’s getting naked in magazines, or maybe the hype is because she’s please notice her, she wants you to notice her, and you should notice her, because she’s hot enough…tight bodied enough it’s just too bad they didn’t use her to her full potential with spread asshole pics.. The post Sofia Resing for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day

I’ve decided that one Selena Gomez post isn’t enough for one day, so along with her caged in tits, let’s put up a picture of her from a low angle, because it this her out, where we can almost see up her skirt….you know this is how you make a midget stumpy legged Disney Star who was a cute round faced big cheeked kid attempt to have some sex appeal…this is the Disney version of spread asshole…. But unfortunately, it’s not spread asshole… Even though spread asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, not that Selena Gomez has a soul, these vapid puppets trained to produce for older executives are just fucking weird…but not as weird as when they use their LUPUS and Chemotherapy treatments to get the pity jerk off from dudes into weak, terminally ill girls….the best…because you only have to deal with them for a short period of time before they die or are too weak to get mad at you for fucking all their friends…making Selena a good person to K-Fed target, the widower always gets more than the deadbeat who manipulated them into marriage… Either way, this is her best work… The post Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day

I’ve decided that one Selena Gomez post isn’t enough for one day, so along with her caged in tits, let’s put up a picture of her from a low angle, because it this her out, where we can almost see up her skirt….you know this is how you make a midget stumpy legged Disney Star who was a cute round faced big cheeked kid attempt to have some sex appeal…this is the Disney version of spread asshole…. But unfortunately, it’s not spread asshole… Even though spread asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, not that Selena Gomez has a soul, these vapid puppets trained to produce for older executives are just fucking weird…but not as weird as when they use their LUPUS and Chemotherapy treatments to get the pity jerk off from dudes into weak, terminally ill girls….the best…because you only have to deal with them for a short period of time before they die or are too weak to get mad at you for fucking all their friends…making Selena a good person to K-Fed target, the widower always gets more than the deadbeat who manipulated them into marriage… Either way, this is her best work… The post Selena Gomez Does Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Father is Karl not Caitlin of the Day

I forget why I am posting this Kyle Jenner picture… Oh right, because she’s an attention seeker, obviously, it’s all she knows, but more imporatantly, she’s got herself a new father, who I assume is Karl Lagerfeld, who may be gay and have a Pony Tail, but he’s a talented designer and photographer, and not some hormonally imbalanced ex performance enhancement taking…ego track star trying to retain some level of glory named Caitlin… I am going to assume this joke, is more bitter dis to her shitty family, we know she knows is shit…rather than it being her lost, confused and unsure of what life will be like without a father figure, but that can’t be right, she’s never had a father…that’s why she does all that she does…I mean, that and her mom makes her because #money…. HEre’s her tits for some bullshit #RP #ElleCanadaKylie A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Sep 3, 2015 at 2:17pm PDT The post Kylie Jenner’s Father is Karl not Caitlin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Father is Karl not Caitlin of the Day

I forget why I am posting this Kyle Jenner picture… Oh right, because she’s an attention seeker, obviously, it’s all she knows, but more imporatantly, she’s got herself a new father, who I assume is Karl Lagerfeld, who may be gay and have a Pony Tail, but he’s a talented designer and photographer, and not some hormonally imbalanced ex performance enhancement taking…ego track star trying to retain some level of glory named Caitlin… I am going to assume this joke, is more bitter dis to her shitty family, we know she knows is shit…rather than it being her lost, confused and unsure of what life will be like without a father figure, but that can’t be right, she’s never had a father…that’s why she does all that she does…I mean, that and her mom makes her because #money…. HEre’s her tits for some bullshit #RP #ElleCanadaKylie A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Sep 3, 2015 at 2:17pm PDT The post Kylie Jenner’s Father is Karl not Caitlin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Panty Flash of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s fame whoring involved Hailey Baldwin molesting her… And a Video: These girls must be the fucking worst….always on their motherfucking phone.. Producing nonsense, flimsy garbage content that distracts their fans from being free thinking, creative, interesting, or independent thinkers…#illuminati… We perpetuate this low hanging fruit, noise…. We created these people… We follow them and the brands hire them because we follow them… And I’m just ready for a crazed fan to assassinate them…all of them….it’s the random act of violence America needs…but before they do….make sure they steal all the Jenner sex videos…because if this is what they put out there, the stuff they don’t must be better..more spread asshole…but then again, maybe they put their best stuff out there…to keep making that bullshit money… All this to say… Why am I Posting this.. The post Kendall Jenner Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner Panty Flash of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s fame whoring involved Hailey Baldwin molesting her… And a Video: These girls must be the fucking worst….always on their motherfucking phone.. Producing nonsense, flimsy garbage content that distracts their fans from being free thinking, creative, interesting, or independent thinkers…#illuminati… We perpetuate this low hanging fruit, noise…. We created these people… We follow them and the brands hire them because we follow them… And I’m just ready for a crazed fan to assassinate them…all of them….it’s the random act of violence America needs…but before they do….make sure they steal all the Jenner sex videos…because if this is what they put out there, the stuff they don’t must be better..more spread asshole…but then again, maybe they put their best stuff out there…to keep making that bullshit money… All this to say… Why am I Posting this.. The post Kendall Jenner Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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