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Nicola Peltz in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Miley Cyrus in the Bath of the Day

Whenever I feel dirty for being an internet romantic – filled with love and passion and spread asshole pics… I like to look at pictures of Miley Cyrus in the bath – I realize that I’m actually a lot dirtier than I think…because spread ass pics – even from gross girls is nothing compared to how I want to drink, you know a “don’t drain the bath and be sure to pee in it before you leave the hotel room”…kind of drink this bathwater…bottle and package this Miley filth and either sell it on ebay or to keep to takes sips on…getting drunk on Miley filth… All this to say, maybe I’m weird…or maybe you’re all weird….

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Miley Cyrus in Some Topless Instagrams of the Day

Miley Cyrus takes narcism and attention whoring into her own hands…and I respect her for that…when a girl is all uptight about her nudes and I have to pretty much sign an NDA and confidentiality about her nudes – in order to get her nudes – even though if she’s sending me those nudes – chances are she’s sending other people those nudes – because she thinks she looks good in the nudes – and 99 percent of people sent nudes will show their friends – except me – because I have no friends – no seriously. No. Friends. Let’s face it – is that really surprising… I just wish her nudes were lest thematic, artistic, high concept and more spread asshole in front of the mirror with a household object inserted. Seriously. What is this instagram friendly toplessness, we’ve all seen her nipples, that means any self produced erotica needs to be a little more shocking than what I can google. Her selfie game strong, her nude selfie game…a fail…but here it is anyway. Because, young and topless.

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Christina Milian Booty for Instagram of the Day

Christina Milian posted this picture on Instragram, because it’s a #selfie generation and people are so self involved, especially low level hookers like Christina Milian…that they need to post pictures of their ass that they have a friend take to show off their ass but try to pull it off as s subtle and fun thing to do….when clearly it’s an intentional “I love my ass, compliment my ass, I’m a mom who threw away her career to be a host on the Live Shows of the VOICE, just give me a like, my attention seeking, broken soul needs it”… Which brings up a funny situation, that instagram is less about the photos you take, and more about the photos taken of you, like some sort of egotistical “look at me” photo album I fucking hate looking at…because there’s not enough spread asshole and too much of this cry for attention when pretending not to cry for attention bullshit. Fuck you Christina Milian and fuck your baby you neglect because you’re too busy pretending your friend accidentally snapped a pic of your ass, that you accidentally uploaded to your fucking instagram and wrote a desciption to like oops…

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Montreal Homeless Man Fight of the Day

Montreal is a horrible place that reminds anyone who visits of war torn eastern Europe…it’s like some siberian outpost filled with people who remember how great it was in the 70s and don’t realize the rest of the world has moved on. It has shitty politicians with shitty agendas that brainwash the french to hate the english…but it does have great homeless people…a lot are drunken inuits… And I think that it’s always fun when I see my fellow drunken homeless people from the park making huge moves like getting themselves on the internet for fighting while drunk…. The funniest thing in all this is that I know the inuit bitch kicking the motherfucker in the head and hitting him with the piece of wood, I see her pretty much every fucking day and I have been offered sex from her for very affordable prices… I have also seen her getting beat up by her boyfriend…and really the whole thing is so fucking ghetto, how can you not love every second of it…

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Throwback Miley Cyrus Body Painted of the DAy

Miley Cyrus may be an attention seeking, fabricated pile of bullshit, just trying to find some legitimacy in her spoiled brat, sheltered life…and she’s doing that by getting half naked…and more importantly she may look like Justin Bieber… But I can always fuck with some pics of her body painted, even if you can’t see her spread asshole, and even if body painting is the cheesiest fucking thing you can do to a girl you want to see naked…but who doesn’t want to just be naked…because naked is frowned upon and gets your videos flagged, while body paint, that she’s almost like clothes…who cares…here are the pics…that are old as fuck and that I shouldn’t be wasting my time on…when I can just look at her nipples, that aren’t that great, from all her other cries for attention…

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Leaving the Gym in a Hot Outfit of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the more solid models out there…and I am not saying that because I am a bald guy who references her every time I am feeling sad and alone…you know insecure about my hairline…blaming it for no one loving me…and saying to myself “Shit, that Rosie Huntington nude model, turned transformers Megan Fox, chick dates a bald guy, I have hope…” like she’s a beacon of hope …because even if I was bald, I would have enough sense to realize her bald boyfriend, who she has been with forever, and who probably cums in places on her body you can only wish you would one day see, if only nude modeling involved spread asshole…is rich and famous and ripped and rich and famous and ripped and that is more important than having hair.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Leaving the Gym in a Hot Outfit of the Day

Nicki Minaj’s Amazing Costume of the Day

Nicki Minaj understands Halloween…if you dress slutty 365 days a year…step that shit up on Halloween and dress real slutty…I am just bummed her costume isn’t a girl with a spread asshole…because the asshole is gateway to woman’s soul…and I like staring at it…

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Miley Cyrus is Naked for Marc Jacobs of the Day

As far as I’m concerned this is fake naked. Sure, by definition and if I was a scientist or some shit in the field of naked, I’d say, Bitch is naked, cuz she doesn’t have any clothes on, but as a man, I see no nipple, pussy lip or spread asshole, and just some PG-13, Disney Caliber naked, like a scene in one of their movies when someone walks in on someone else in the shower and they are all so embarassed…. I call it some strategic nudity that gets people like me saying “Shit Miley is Naked on a T-Shirt for an AIDS or Condom Campaign, even though she probably has never used a condom, no one in LA has, cuz AIDS doesn’t exist for rich people”…that might as well be her in a pair of shorts and a tank top all hard nippled. She’s hotter that way. But I’d still buy this shirt just to cum on it over and over again..even if without showing vagina, she might as well could have a Bieber Penis not a Beaver.

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More Miley Cyrus for Elle of the Day

I think I posted some of these Miley Cyrus for Elle pics, because I am the unofficial Miley Cyrus Fan Club, where all we do is Miley all the fucking time, like we were brain washed into this shit thanks to her bra-less, hairless, hormone therapy making her look like jailbait into her 30s ways. These pics may not be all that hot, spread asshole, or fun, but you know what, to me and my delusion Miley Fan ways, they couldn’t be any fucking better. That’s all I have to say about that…I’ve said too much.

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