With news of the Spice Girls doing a comeback tour, because why not cash in more than you already have off some pretty shitty contrived song in what was really just a weird novelty act that belonged at a stripclub, before they got naked… Posh Spice decided to bring out her nipples and her plastic surgery looking face filled face….and I figure it’s a good way to roll into super bowl weekend, it’s better than pics of Tom Brady frenching his son… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Victoria Beckham See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Em Rat Cow must feel like her relevance is dying hard…because in the last month, she’s called all her old friends and people she’s met along the way and convinced them to let her into their magazines, she’s gone this far – she’s made it this far – she’s got this much of an audience from getting naked in a music video and basically going viral (in more ways than one I am sure)….and she’s even got into movies…but she can’t be forgotten, she can’t be replaced by equally talented, often times better looking, probably not as good tits, because Em Rat Cow got some UDDERS, but more interesting, new, fresh…even Cindy Crawford’s husband likes new pussy…kind of thing… So she’s on a rebrand, non nude rebrand…that is obviously a horrible idea – based on everything she is…but I guess it’s kind of working because people are publishing the pics…but it’s not working because I’m the only pervert lookin’ at them…and not liking them….just looking because putting a softcore pornstar in dresses on the beach makes no sense…there is no logic, I am so confused…where are her nipples…she knows she only matters cuz of her nipples right? She needs better management, this is ridiculous… Luckily – she curates her own bullshit account with actual smut… The post Em Rat Cow Does Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It may only be Ash Wednesday, but Heidi Klum ‘s getting everyone ready for Easter by making us go on a hunt for her nipples in this photo spread. Whoever finds the most nipples wins a boner! Check out all the pics after the jump.
Charlotte McKinney took proper precautions to ensure that none of her naughty bits would be exposed in this GQ Mexico photospread, but the extreme lengths she goes to in order to cover herself take on Austin Powers levels of complicated arranging of items in front of her nipples and bush! Hit the jump for more pics…
I don’t know what this Selena Gomez is from. I don’t know if someoene photoshopped themselves into the frame in some kind of viral meme that makes her look like she’s getting fucked from behind… But she looks like she’s getting fucked from behind…and I like that…even though I don’t care for Selena Gomez and already know she’s been fucked multiple times by people including Bieber…so it’s not like we’re dealing with a virgin here, it’s just nice to have the visual so we don’t have to do it ourselves… The post Selena Gomez Picture of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Melina Martin. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s a pretty big moddel…with 100,000 fans on instagram…making me feel out of touch, since I’ve never heard of her, despite doing this daily, but 100,000 instagram people have…I’m so pathetic…I mean not that we needed Melina Martin or her nipples for fashion to determine that…I mean if I did know who she was I’d feel as pathetic…it’s a lose /lose situation…and I’m the top loser…which I guess in ways is winning at something. Go me! No…go look at Melina Martin nipples for fashion..the way nipples are supposed to be used… The post Melina Martin by Sigurd Grünberger for UK Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus takes narcism and attention whoring into her own hands…and I respect her for that…when a girl is all uptight about her nudes and I have to pretty much sign an NDA and confidentiality about her nudes – in order to get her nudes – even though if she’s sending me those nudes – chances are she’s sending other people those nudes – because she thinks she looks good in the nudes – and 99 percent of people sent nudes will show their friends – except me – because I have no friends – no seriously. No. Friends. Let’s face it – is that really surprising… I just wish her nudes were lest thematic, artistic, high concept and more spread asshole in front of the mirror with a household object inserted. Seriously. What is this instagram friendly toplessness, we’ve all seen her nipples, that means any self produced erotica needs to be a little more shocking than what I can google. Her selfie game strong, her nude selfie game…a fail…but here it is anyway. Because, young and topless.
Cora Keegan is showing off her nipples…like so many models…because nipples aren’t a big deal, yet people like to make them a big deal, so that when they show their nipples they can pretend it’s all high concept and art…when really it’s just them showing their fucking nipples…and in Cora Keegan’s nipples are amazing…because I love her and everything she does is perfect…even when she has sex with other men…and isn’t thinking about me…because even girls who have sex with me don’t think of me…granted they are “asleep” at the time but still… I would sing Cora Keegan love songs. Because when I look at her pics, everyone else in the world disappears…but that could be because I have a short attention span… Either, she’s lovely as fuck…
Damn, Jody … Tyrese’s Baby Mom Says He Is An Unfit Father In Custody Battle According to TMZ reports : Tyrese Gibson claims his baby mama is using Paul Walker’s death to shame him in their child custody war … TMZ has learned. Norma Gibson filed court docs claiming Tyrese is a bad dad, who should have stayed in L.A. to spend time with their 6-year-old daughter after Paul Walker’s death … because he had time on his hands since “Fast & Furious 7″ was put on hold. Norma says Tyrese blew off his little girl, choosing instead to go “gallivanting throughout Dubai … staying in expensive hotels … partying on yachts, sky-diving with other movie stars, driving expensive cars, and making special appearances in night clubs.” But sources close to Tyrese say he’s indignant Norma is using Paul … and he went to Dubai on business. He had 4 gigs and he needed the money — ironically to pay the child support Norma was demanding. The court battle rages on later this month … when they each try and convince a court-appointed child evaluator who’s good and who’s evil. What the hell does Paul Walker have to do with the child?! Furthermore, if Norma wants more child support, then Tyrese is gonna have to take every opportunity to make money. What’s so hard to understand? Image via Twitter/FameFlyNet
Those thangs can’t be contained! Coco had a nip slip that almost turned into a full blown funbag flash after she had a wardrobe malfunction at Friday’s ESPN THE PARTY pre Super Bowl bash at Pier 36 in NYC. Looks like she eventually worked it out… AKM-GSI