Christa B Allen posts topless pics on instagram, but unlike instagram models she has IMDB and WIKIPEDIA so she must be important… Let’s take a journey into who Christa B. Allen and why her attention seeking hipster style instagram pictures are more than just thirsty instagram modeling but rather brand support to her career… She started this celebrity thing in 13 Going on 30 in 2004….a movie you probably jerked off to…but she’s probably most proud of being cast “Teenage Girl” in Youth in Revolt in 2009…. TAKE THAT INSTAGRAM MODELS…this girl is legit…. So she’s taken her social media from topless and free….on some festival girl who shops at Urban outfitters full of shit with her higher purpose garbage…to social activist where she showcases the struggles and lie that is the push up bra… Don’t believe the lie people…it’ll make you mad when you get home from a bar and bitch has no tits but you thought she had tits and those tits are the only reason you brought her home – all due to Victoria’s LIES – they aren’t SECRETS – THEY ARE LIES… I don’t know what kind of Social Justice this is…but keep up the showing off your cleavage and pretending it’s for a higher purpose – I like it.. The post Christa B Allen’s Push Up Bra Lie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Em Rat Cow must feel like her relevance is dying hard…because in the last month, she’s called all her old friends and people she’s met along the way and convinced them to let her into their magazines, she’s gone this far – she’s made it this far – she’s got this much of an audience from getting naked in a music video and basically going viral (in more ways than one I am sure)….and she’s even got into movies…but she can’t be forgotten, she can’t be replaced by equally talented, often times better looking, probably not as good tits, because Em Rat Cow got some UDDERS, but more interesting, new, fresh…even Cindy Crawford’s husband likes new pussy…kind of thing… So she’s on a rebrand, non nude rebrand…that is obviously a horrible idea – based on everything she is…but I guess it’s kind of working because people are publishing the pics…but it’s not working because I’m the only pervert lookin’ at them…and not liking them….just looking because putting a softcore pornstar in dresses on the beach makes no sense…there is no logic, I am so confused…where are her nipples…she knows she only matters cuz of her nipples right? She needs better management, this is ridiculous… Luckily – she curates her own bullshit account with actual smut… The post Em Rat Cow Does Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve written a lot of pretty funny, amazing, genius things about this Bella Thorne girl, but luckily no one reads this site, so I can say it again, and also, can one Bella Thorne, at what I assume will be a 50 plus compound in Florida in the next 8 years, when she fades away when the world finds out she’s in her 40s, pretending to be 18 and it is working because people are such morons these days, they believe everything they are told because they want to believe… She’s a Florida trash hippie child, exploited by her parents, unless she’s the mom who was doing the exploiting trying to prove a point to her hipster daughters, that are now her hipster sisters, who tried to make it and didn’t quite make it are actually her kids…you can never know with white trash… Well, she looks good for 40, and the papaprazzi and perverts everywhere who I guess watched her shitty Disney Show are all about her..so let’s celebrate her success…in her tight skirt.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Walking on the Mean Streets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Galmour Model Jessica Jane Clement in some photoshoot showing off her big fake tits…because I guess that’s the whole reason she bought them….unless these are real tits, in some freak of nature, hormone in the food, lived under the power lines shit…or living next to the nuclear plant amazingness you see on 13 year old girls at the mall buying bras….puberty at 7 shit…..
Pam Anderson is on the beaches of Hawaii for old times…you know since beaches are what made her….and I’m not sure if this is one of those final walks….like Patrick Swayze in Point Break…going out to sea before the hepatitis kills him…but I’m just glad it is happening in a place public enough for paparazzi to snap off pics…cuz you’d think she’d be too insecure since she’s not 23 anymore….even though she looks hotter than most dying of hepatitis 50 year olds….and I figure she’s still a fantasy to some of you….and these pics will remind you why….or not… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS….. FOLLOW THIS LINK
I have had sex with 17 year olds. There is no way this bitch is 17. I don’t even know why people want to entertain this because it is clear she’s some implant stripper pushing 40 looking for a publicity stunt to get some level of fame and it is working because you are all into trashy garbage because you are trashy garbage….but maybe it’s cuz she’s half naked…..and people like looking at half naked…even if she’s just a garbage low level stripper….
Former ‘All That’ and ‘Kenan & Kel’ star talks about block, also featuring ‘Clarissa Explains It All’ and ‘Doug.’ By Jocelyn Vena Kenan Thompson in an episode of “All That” Photo: Nickelodeon The world was feeling nostalgic this week when a block of ’90s Nickelodeon series debuted on TeenNick. “All That,” “Clarissa Explains It All,” “Kenan & Kel” and “Doug” hit the airwaves Monday night at midnight, and for two hours, everyone was transported back to a wackier time in TV history during the aptly titled “The ’90s Are All That.” Former “All That” and “Kenan & Kel” star Kenan Thompson told MTV News the incredible public response is “very exciting.” Of his initial reaction to the news that his old shows would find a new home on the air, he said, “I thought it was crazy. It was very complimentary and felt really nice of them to do that, and it’s all fan requested and then that made it even better.” The shows are getting the late-night treatment, and Thompson said it’s the perfect time for 20-something’s to feel nostalgic. “We’re all at that age now where we’re night owls; everybody’s up anyway,” he said. “It’s a good idea for a spot. It’s crazy that it’s working because it’s like 10-year-old material that’s holding up against these shows.” The shows might be a fun trip back in time for adults now, but the “Saturday Night Live” actor said that back then, the content was all about “kids rule.” “That’s always made kids feel good watching it,” he said. “We were doing relatable material, and it wasn’t so forced. We just happened to be kids doing stuff.” The airing of the four shows, which all pre-date social networking, became such an overnight sensation that it caused an uproar on Twitter with various memes related to the shows (such as character names) all becoming Twitter trends. The ratings have also held their own against staple late-night talk shows. The idea is a hit , and Thompson is grateful for all the love. It’s a feeling he also had back in the day when he was busy working on both “All That” and “Kenan & Kel.” “Me, personally, I was just happy to be there. I wanted to be an actor from a very young age, and it was just an awesome time,” he explained. “It was my first TV gig. It was like a very, very cherished moment in life. “I have tons [of memories]. It’s funny to see everyone all grown up now,” he added. “It’s crazy. It’s funny to watch life progress and then to be thrown back into the mid-’90s, it’s cool.” Which is your favorite ’90s Nick series? Tell us in the comments below!
