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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Erotica of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elizabeth Hurley is still posting bikini pics – in the event you were one of those Elizabeth Hurley fans because you just can’t get enough Austin Powers…her biggest moment…. Speaking of Austin Powers, I am a slob and not very good at managing pretty much anything, so I was looking through a box and saw a DVD RENTAL BOX from 2001, when DVDs were a thing and it was Austin Powers..the Liz Hurley One…and I hate that kind of comedy and don’t even remember seeing that video – but here it is in my possession…maybe it was left behind by a crackwhore or maybe I am blocking out the day I robbed a videostore of their worst movie ever…but I can say with confidence that if I do have that DVD, it has likely been jerked off to, whether I remember or not…and the target of that jerking off was likely these tits….30 fucking years ago…but for some reason still looking very similar…weird muppets everywhere. Here is some weird beauty cream thing she posted… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elodie Christ is Good…of the Day

Posted on November 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jesus Elodie Christ…. She’s apparently a model, she goes by the name Elodie Christ, maybe it’s her actual name, maybe she’s one of Jesus’ distant relatives, who the fuck am I to know these things… What I do know is that this is a shoot for Marie Claire France of her in some early 80s blazer….but more interestingly in her goddamn underwear on a studio floor…doing something I love…pantyhose over panties….it’s not something I google, but I do remember the first time my high school girlfriend changed out of her waitressing clothes when I was just a young pervert, a not very refined pervert, a pervert who didn’t know how to channel my perversion to make a massive fucking media empire no one has ever heard of…but more the kind of pervert who got an instant erection and was forced to jerk off on myself because she was tired as she posed in the bed….smelling like dirty feet from sweating in the pantyhose all day…but I didn’t care…the way it shaped her young tight body…was perfection… Now that I am old as fuck, I don’t quite get the same excitement, but the memories are forever…and this instigated that…so here this is…to inspire your own pervert shit that happens when you see hot chicks named after your lord and saviour in her damn panties… The post Elodie Christ is Good…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Liz Hurley Posts Her Nipples to Social Media of the Day

Posted on November 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”… And now she’s sneaking her nipples onto her social media….look close it’s there. From riding Hugh Grant’s dick until he rode dick to Hollywood, he’s a tranny fucker like Ryan Seacrest you know, to babies with billionaires, to still looking good because it’s all she knows…to nipples on social media…she’s so current…with her attention seeking famewhoring…it’s great. The post Liz Hurley Posts Her Nipples to Social Media of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Charlotte McKinney Austin Powers Her Way Through GQ Mexico Photospread

Posted on February 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlotte McKinney took proper precautions to ensure that none of her naughty bits would be exposed in this GQ Mexico photospread, but the extreme lengths she goes to in order to cover herself take on Austin Powers levels of complicated arranging of items in front of her nipples and bush! Hit the jump for more pics…

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Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on October 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor and was once a bikini model…and for anyone who cares about Liz Hurley, I’m assuming there are a few Austin Powers nerds out there who know every word of that idiotic movie, she’s finally in one of her bikinis, something she never does in catalogs, campaigns or at media events fro her bikinis, because she knows at 50, that bikinis aren’t really meant for her…but I guess she’s trying to increase sales..because at 50…she’s looking pretty fucking good….and she should, I mean she knows her angles but also knows how to lure in rich men..which I guess both are interchangeable… I guess what I am saying is…I wonder what kind of money and work went into making this “selfie” style….instagram pic… The post Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Verne Troyer Films Man Getting Tasered at Airport

Posted on May 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Verne Troyer no longer wants to be known as Mini-Me or as the man at the center of the  Verne Troyer sex tape . Instead, apparently, he wants to be known as the guy who films semi-violent and unexpected happenings at international airports. That's exactly what the former Austin Powers star has done above, as Troyer was heading for a flight to Ohio this week when he witnessed a guy break through TSA security. He whipped out his cellphone, he made his way throughout he crowd on his motorized scooter and he captured nearly the entire incident on camera. Check out the video to hear the police warn the dude that some serious tasering is about to occur and also to be impressed by just how many people still recognize Verne Troyer.

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Austin Powers XXX Happened of the Day

Posted on February 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Austin Powers XXX happened and I HAVE THE HARDCORE PREVIEW Now, I hate Austin Powers, Mike Meyers, all things Saturday Night Live…but it turns out that…when porn does it… it actually looks hysterical…and worth watching and that’s coming from someone who hates porn… It seems much better than the actual Austin Powers movies…because let’s face it, they were fucking annoying, and anything that shitty is much better with hardcore penetration, it’s actually the foundation of what smut needs…and what the originals were missing… Check the HARDCORE clip…or TO FIND OUT MORE INFO CLICK HERE

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Sean Lowe and Emily Maynard: Flirting Behind Fiancee’s Back, Tabloid Claims

Posted on February 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just two women remain on The Bachelor this season. To learn who Sean Lowe (allegedly) chooses March 11, follow the link for The Bachelor spoilers . Whoever he’s engaged to … is there already trouble in paradise? According to a totally unreliable celebrity news tabloid, Sean may be cheating … with Emily Maynard, who broke his heart on The Bachelorette last year. This is totally ridiculous for several reasons: Sean Lowe is the least likely person on Earth to cheat on anyone. There is NO CHANCE they got together without anyone noticing. Nevertheless, Star claims that Sean Lowe , 29, and Emily Maynard , 27, re-ignited their flirtation after coming face-to-face with one another at a VIP event. At the Bachelor mansion, no less. “Sean looked so nervous to see her,” an eyewitness at the soiree said, noting with complete certainty, “You could see the old sparks were still there.” And, after Sean told Emily about his engagement to (see link above), the blonde beauty soon became VERY interested – and is now texting him nonstop. “She texted him immediately after leaving and said she regretted not having chosen him,” the insider said, claiming she totally wants him back now. Nice try, Star . Makes for an entertaining read , but not even semi-believable. Who do you think is the best fit for Sean, Lindsay or Catherine?   Lindsay Yenter Catherine Giudici View Poll »

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Rachel McAdams Splits with Michael Sheen

Posted on February 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A day after news broke of Michelle Williams and Jason Segel calling it quits, another Hollywood romance has come to an end. Insiders confirms to Us Weekly that Rachel McAdams has split from Michael Sheen, the actor 10 years her senior who McAdams has been dating since October. No reason was cited for the break up. McAdams, who previously dated Ryan Gosling for many years, met Sheen on the set of a Woody Allen movie, Midnight in Paris . She tole Stella magazine a year ago that the pair started out as “good friends” and romance blossomed from there. Sheen, meanwhile, dated Kate Beckinsale from 1995 until 2003 and shares a 14-year old daughter with that gorgeous star.

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Harry Styles: Hit in Crotch by Flying Shoe!

Posted on February 27, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

To repeat one of our favorite Austin Powers quotes : Honestly, who throws a shoe?!? That’s what Harry Styles is wondering after an unusual incident during a concert in Glasgow, Scotland. While he and fellow One Direction members Louis Tomlinson, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik were chatting up the crowd, a shoe came flying on stage – and clocked Styles in the crotch! As any male can understand, the singer went down in a heap of pain, eventually arising and laughing off the attack by doing a few lunges. Pity the genitals that once belonged to Taylor Swift and watch now: Harry Styles Hit By Shoe

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