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Elizabeth Hurley Topless of the Day

Posted on July 1, 2019 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elizabeth Hurley is 100 years old, but that won’t stop her from whoring out in a bikini…because whoring out in a bikini as she does…because we live in an era where old ladies are given the opportunity to take slutty selfies….thanks to cellphone technology and connectivity… If you’ve ever seen an old person trying to deal with Facebook, you know what I mean, but this is the bikini version of that…girl doesn’t know what the hell she’s doing, but she knows getting half naked has consistently been good to her…so why should it end…maybe cuz she’s 100…but with age comes dementia and delusions…and really she knows we are all perverts….and her core audience will appreciate…so appreciate. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Hurley Is Killing Instagram

Posted on December 18, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elizabeth Hurley is my new favorite Instagram model. I said it! She is 53-years-old and she’s putting the kids to shame. Every week she keeps providing us with awesome content and she looks fabulous. I hope she keeps this up, I feel she’s got another 15 years left!              

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Elizabeth Hurley Is The Hottest At 53

Posted on December 12, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elizabeth Hurley is probably the hottest 53-year-old woman alive. I challenge any of you to find me a contender. I’ll sit back and wait for all the emails to roll in. It’s virtually impossible.              

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Erotica of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elizabeth Hurley is still posting bikini pics – in the event you were one of those Elizabeth Hurley fans because you just can’t get enough Austin Powers…her biggest moment…. Speaking of Austin Powers, I am a slob and not very good at managing pretty much anything, so I was looking through a box and saw a DVD RENTAL BOX from 2001, when DVDs were a thing and it was Austin Powers..the Liz Hurley One…and I hate that kind of comedy and don’t even remember seeing that video – but here it is in my possession…maybe it was left behind by a crackwhore or maybe I am blocking out the day I robbed a videostore of their worst movie ever…but I can say with confidence that if I do have that DVD, it has likely been jerked off to, whether I remember or not…and the target of that jerking off was likely these tits….30 fucking years ago…but for some reason still looking very similar…weird muppets everywhere. Here is some weird beauty cream thing she posted… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Halsey Pussy Print of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I made a post about how everything is the fucking same yesterday or the other day..saying that all the shitty low quality pop music that kids are into fucking sucks…and all the content that people produce is all the fucking same…laziness and zero creativity….that it would be the equivalent of every singer singing the same song, to the same musical track, same lyrics the same way…it’s boring…. Only Halsey, the half black party girl who pretends she had such a hard life because she was poor and doing drugs, is both… She makes the shitty music I used as a metaphor, and she posts the shitty selfies showing off her body, that would normally be reserved for a dude she’s fucking, who I guess is now off fucking some hotter model…for the world, or her fans to see…. It’s just a weird dynamic really…there’s something nice about not seeing every girl in the world shoving her bathing suit or panties up her cunt, cropping out her face to keep it mysterious, because her face is mangled and not made up, but her body looks banging cuz she just took a shit….and feels thin… I kind of prefer not seeing ever girl shoving panties in her cunt…so that when it happens it’s really a “FUCK DID YOU SEE THAT PIC”…now it’s just not even worth talking about… Keep up the hard and expensive big budget content Produxtion you lazy twat…can’t even eat the bikini bottoms right. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sophie Mudd Titty Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hey big boy – I love your titties….is something that I hate hearing but that I hear all the time….so I can relate to Sophie Mudd, a girl who has a weirdly shaped body because the shoulders are broad to hold the tits, the hips are narrow…and that may eventually end up a fat walmart clerk looking bitch…but for now is skinny and maintaining being skinny…cuz with tits like that it is so important to have that level of contrast… I have been objectified, teased and singled out for having these mad tits…bullied for my tits…cuz men are pervert and mean….so #metoo and #believeallwomen even though they lie…as a fat man I have fought your fight…and dealt with the abuse you feel… Only I can’t go out there and reclaim my tits, and expose my tits, and show off my tits, so that everyone follows me on instagram and that I can monetize on instagram…because the whole world is on instagram and thinks that’s all that matters in the world…that there is nothing outside of instagram… Because my big tits aren’t hot big tits, they are fat man big tits, but I like to try to find common ground to relate on the real issues the country is facing – like how are Sophie Mudd’s tits so fucking big… All this to say…big fucking tits…what hormones are being put into the foods to make this genetic mutation…hopefully all the girls are eating it. The future looks bright I mean other than the whole it’s going to blow the fuck up….but at least the tits will be big on girls trying to get their rent paid…staying skinny…as the meteor strikes and we are flooded out… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sophie Mudd Titty Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Hurley Bouncing Titty Erotica of the Day

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember Liz Hurley? She is the 60 year old with tits who dudes still jerk off to.. She is the woman in her bikini while her son films her. She is the one who dated rich and famous guys to get herself rich and famous because she knew her tits needed it. She is the Austin Powers bikini who faded away before realizing “shit I still look good” I don’t know when that revelation happened because Liz Hurley and I aren’t best friends. She did not wish me a happy birthday. She did not invite me to her holiday party. She doesn’t care about me yet here I am writing a post on her tits. That’s pretty fucking weird. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Bouncing Titty Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Dua Lipa’s Best Talent Is Her Hotness

Posted on September 13, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you know Dua Lipa is some supermodel hot chick who must have caught the eye of a famous producer and who the hell knows what happened after that, but now she’s a big star. Reminds me of Rihanna a bit. I’ve seen her sing live and she’s not all that great, but I can’t take my eyes off her. I mean, look at that outfit! That’s a Grammy award winning outfit! So hot!              

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Elizabeth Hurley’s Desperate Cleavage Is Awesome

Posted on September 13, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elizabeth Hurley is really handing on to her youth by a thread. Not that it’s a bad thing, kinda looks desperate, but I love desperate older women because look what she’s providing us. Damn, those knockers look incredible! » view all 13 photos          

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Elizabeth Hurley Tits Out of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elizabeth Hurley has a very simple marketing and promotion strategy fat girls have been doing for years…and that’s push they big fat Tits Out because people fucking love tits. Sure she does it with more of a bikini/ bathing suit/ made by her own brand in mind, because why not double up on sales through using their namesake as the bikini body people can jerk off to…even at 50 fucking years old… Because I guess tits out is a tactic that hot chicks with big tits use to get everything they want and need out of life also….fat girls do it to trick dudes into fucking them and to distract from their fat…while hot chicks do it for the money, fame, good life that comes with being hot… Point being…You’re never too old to be a whore… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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