Elizabeth Hurley is my new favorite Instagram model. I said it! She is 53-years-old and she’s putting the kids to shame. Every week she keeps providing us with awesome content and she looks fabulous. I hope she keeps this up, I feel she’s got another 15 years left!
Elizabeth Hurley is probably the hottest 53-year-old woman alive. I challenge any of you to find me a contender. I’ll sit back and wait for all the emails to roll in. It’s virtually impossible.
I think Elizabeth Hurley is one fun and hot old bag of chips. How many 53-year-old women do you know go on Instagram in a bikini and flaunt their bodies like she does? None! I’m just so impressed by the way she looks. I kinda feel bad for her kids for having a mom that everyone wants to bang. It must be an interesting household.
Remember Liz Hurley? She is the 60 year old with tits who dudes still jerk off to.. She is the woman in her bikini while her son films her. She is the one who dated rich and famous guys to get herself rich and famous because she knew her tits needed it. She is the Austin Powers bikini who faded away before realizing “shit I still look good” I don’t know when that revelation happened because Liz Hurley and I aren’t best friends. She did not wish me a happy birthday. She did not invite me to her holiday party. She doesn’t care about me yet here I am writing a post on her tits. That’s pretty fucking weird. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Bouncing Titty Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elizabeth Hurley is really handing on to her youth by a thread. Not that it’s a bad thing, kinda looks desperate, but I love desperate older women because look what she’s providing us. Damn, those knockers look incredible! » view all 13 photos
No, that’s not another random Insta-wannabe jumping around on the beach in a bikini, that’s Elizabeth Hurley , AKA the hottest 52-year-old of all-time. I guess she must be having a midlife crisis or something, because all of a sudden she’s acting 30 years younger. But honestly, if she really wants to feel young again, forget trying to become an Instagram model. She should just have a fling with a younger blogger instead. Hint hint.
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Liz Hurley calls this picture “roofied”…. I know her caption was “school’s out”, but I am clever enough to understand her reference, simile, metaphor, I didn’t go to college and don’t know anything about the english language, but school’s out to me, when seeing a girl all done up, eyes half shut despite all her face injections, tits out, and skirt hiked up while on a chesterfield…which is a couch to fancy people…I know…she’s saying “I’m blasted, so far gone, in the teacher’s office trying to get an A, or at a frat Keg party ready to take the team”…. Because if there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”… That’s about all I have to say about that…. The post Liz Hurley Sprawled Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Liz Hurley calls this picture “roofied”…. I know her caption was “school’s out”, but I am clever enough to understand her reference, simile, metaphor, I didn’t go to college and don’t know anything about the english language, but school’s out to me, when seeing a girl all done up, eyes half shut despite all her face injections, tits out, and skirt hiked up while on a chesterfield…which is a couch to fancy people…I know…she’s saying “I’m blasted, so far gone, in the teacher’s office trying to get an A, or at a frat Keg party ready to take the team”…. Because if there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”… That’s about all I have to say about that…. The post Liz Hurley’s Sprawled Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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