According to the internet or instagram Metisha Shaefer is a “German Ethnic Model and Acress” and according to her bio she “Speak 5 languages” but doesn’t really know how to spell speaks 5 languages in English…because she missed an S…which isn’t a big deal…I write bullshit all day and make mistakes all day and I only know how to speak English…but if I was writing a post on how good I am at English…I’d make sure to google translate a little harder and better. She’s in a bikini, her nipple is out, I figure why not post a Zombie looking bitch, like the Zombie looking bitch I saw in her sweatsuit leaving a MEDI SPA earlier today…her face all swollen and disgusting….her fake ass visible from the way her pants fit from the front…and I just said…how do these people think they look good… THey are fucking monsters…legit monsters all on the CAT LADY hustle…here are the tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Metisha Shaefer Little Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Didier Baverel / Getty Everyone loves a good play on words — and the English language is nothing short of confusing idioms and double entendres that a person who’s learning English would have a super difficult time trying to learn. imagine trying to learn english and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things — venmo id: @tinyhandsss (@allisonkollins) December 18, 2017 Hit the flip to see how long it’ll take your brain to figure out these optical illusions, puns and idioms. If it takes you a while, don’t worry — common sense just ain’t that common.
Source: Didier Baverel / Getty Everyone loves a good play on words — and the English language is nothing short of confusing idioms and double entendres that a person who’s learning English would have a super difficult time trying to learn. imagine trying to learn english and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things — venmo id: @tinyhandsss (@allisonkollins) December 18, 2017 Hit the flip to see how long it’ll take your brain to figure out these optical illusions, puns and idioms. If it takes you a while, don’t worry — common sense just ain’t that common.
Source: TORU YAMANAKA / Getty Back in July, a trailer for Pokémon the Movie: I Choose You! was released, which is the twentieth film in the Pokémon series. The film is said to be a retelling of the Indigo League saga that stems from the television show, marking the 20th anniversary of the series, but there’s a big change that has audiences in the theater completely freaking out. For everyone who follows the series (or watched it as a child), it’s known that–for the most part–the Pokémon species don’t speak English, or any real language beside just saying their name over and over. That changes in this new film, in a *spoiler alert* scene when Ash is dying, Pikachu speaks a full sentence of English out of nowhere, and people cannot contain their shock and disappointment. Hi, I am just learning that Pikachu speaks English in the new Pokemon movie and, yes, it is extremely fucking weird pic.twitter.com/k5hm5lyW7Y — Ryan Broderick (@broderick) November 13, 2017 According to those who saw the film, right after this little surprise, Pikachu goes right on back to not speaking English, and it’s never mentioned or referenced again. Weird, right? For everyone who spent their childhood knowing that Pikachu could only communicate by repeating, “Pika pika,” this footage was truly weird, and nobody seems to be a fan. Check out the disappointed reactions from some long time fans below. Why did I just see a video of Pikachu speaking regular ass English in the new movie? My childhood hurts. — Suavecito. (@DamierGenesis) November 14, 2017 Hearing Pikachu speak English ruined my day yesterday — bunny (@tybunz) November 14, 2017 Fam. Pikachu should not be able to speak English. What has this world come to? Smh — Dj-kun (@iDeejus) November 13, 2017 Bro…. I swear y’all take any chance y’all get to ruin my childhood and I’m sick of it! WHY TF IS PIKACHU SPEAKING ENGLISH?!? Pokémon got ESL now? PIKACHU done went and got his GED and shit?! What in the entire fuck did I just watch?! pic.twitter.com/eJAQyxD8T1 — CINCO//BINCO (@CXNCO) November 14, 2017 I just woke up in a cold sweat from a terrible nightmare that Pikachu started speaking English — Henry (@DeionGottaSTFU) November 14, 2017 The Pokémon fandom vs the creators of this movie pic.twitter.com/d5FRrrHaKT — ℒ U ℕᎯ (@shiny___umbreon) November 14, 2017 I don't want to hear Pikachu speak english with my own two ears pic.twitter.com/6HLKIc0nYk — Holly bear ʕ♡˙ᴥ˙♡ʔ (@BearHybrid) November 14, 2017 Pikachu speaking English is the last straw of 2017 — VAGABOND (@BITTHEBIGAPPLE) November 14, 2017
Source: LaraBelova / Getty This might have something to do with dog being man’s best friend. via WorldStar : Khaleesi the English Bulldog LOVES Leonardo DiCaprio as most of us do. While watching one of her favorite films “The Revenant” she becomes fiercely protective of the actor when she sees him in distress. Great job Khaleesi! You saved the day!
Liz Hurley calls this picture “roofied”…. I know her caption was “school’s out”, but I am clever enough to understand her reference, simile, metaphor, I didn’t go to college and don’t know anything about the english language, but school’s out to me, when seeing a girl all done up, eyes half shut despite all her face injections, tits out, and skirt hiked up while on a chesterfield…which is a couch to fancy people…I know…she’s saying “I’m blasted, so far gone, in the teacher’s office trying to get an A, or at a frat Keg party ready to take the team”…. Because if there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”… That’s about all I have to say about that…. The post Liz Hurley Sprawled Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
