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Metisha Shaefer Little Wet Bikini of the Day

According to the internet or instagram Metisha Shaefer is a “German Ethnic Model and Acress” and according to her bio she “Speak 5 languages” but doesn’t really know how to spell speaks 5 languages in English…because she missed an S…which isn’t a big deal…I write bullshit all day and make mistakes all day and I only know how to speak English…but if I was writing a post on how good I am at English…I’d make sure to google translate a little harder and better. She’s in a bikini, her nipple is out, I figure why not post a Zombie looking bitch, like the Zombie looking bitch I saw in her sweatsuit leaving a MEDI SPA earlier today…her face all swollen and disgusting….her fake ass visible from the way her pants fit from the front…and I just said…how do these people think they look good… THey are fucking monsters…legit monsters all on the CAT LADY hustle…here are the tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Metisha Shaefer Little Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ireland Baldwin Tits for Treats! of the Day

Little Piggy, at least according to her dad, Ireland Baldwin and all her masculine 6 foot tall features that are offset by her tits – tits she’s putting out there – to the Sugar Daddies of LA and the world, because all other attempts at making it have failed – she’s been a signed model forever and nothing – so might as well try what worked for Em Rat Cow…because when you’re raised vapid, superficial and spoiled – celebrity is all you want…I guess.. I support this behavior… The post Ireland Baldwin Tits for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Agent Provocateur is arguably the hottest mall brand lingerie – because it is more expensive than Victoria’s Secret, has better design than Victoria’s Secret, and because it pretends to not be a mall brand – but rather something all the instagram sluts get their sugar daddy’s to buy to make them feel special about taking 12 loads on their face before the main dude pisses it off them clean on some DUBAI adventure – they all seem to go on….”well he bought a first class ticket for me”…..prostitutes are everywhere amongst us…like the zombie apocalypse predicted…they walk amongst us – taking their selfies and doing their shameless snapchats everywhere they go – thinking they are more important than they are…fucking rich guys to validate it…which has nothing to do with this shoot, but probably applies to the models in said shoot.. The post Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dax Shepard Compensates For Crappy Hit And Run Box Office By Dissing Age Of The Expendables 2 Cast

Speaking of old…. Dax Shepard deployed one of the oldest marketing tricks in the book on the Conan show on Monday when he diverted attention from the lame box-office performance of his movie Hit and Run by poking fun at the aging action stars who kicked his cinematic ass, the cast of  The Expendables 2 . Shepard told host Conan O’Brien that the cast of the Sylvester Stallone-directed The Expendables 2 were “all show and no go” when it came to their collective well-muscled appearance.   “It looks like the zombie apocalypse is saving the earth,” Shepard said in reference to the veteran ensemble. Alas, Hit and Run might have benefited from scenes of a zombie apocalypse, or something that would have raised moviegoer interest. The picture, which also starred Bradley Cooper and Shepard’s real-life girlfriend Kristen Bell grossed just $5.9 million in its initial five-day opening. The movie ranked 10th for the weekend, well behind The Expendables 2 , which saw a $13.5 million weekend and a 15-day domestic box-office take of $52.3 million. Feeling a little insecure there, Dax? Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter. 

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