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Greta Aukstuolyte is Naughty of the Day

This is “art” not amateur porn. Just a heads up… LOL…. I know the nudity, the weird fetish positions, the finger in her mouth, the ORGASM face would all lead to “this is pretty fucking sexual for a girl on Instagram trying to be a model and get followers”…because it is pretty fucking sexual for a girl…it’s how they get fucking followers…they’ll just deny it, or pretend it’s more concept than gratuitious because all these people, especially younger people…are fucking retards… Her name is Greta Aukstuolyte…and I’d like to be her friend….because this is what she does for free, imagine what she’d do for her rent payment… She’s lithuanian, in Milan, is a “Freelance model” and has 3000 followers…give her a break…you bullies….she’s just being hip and current and tall and skinny and lovely…deal with it.. Related articles across the web Italian Vogue Editor-in-chief Franca Sozzani Was a Provocateur Who Leaves Behind a Complicated Legacy The post Greta Aukstuolyte is Naughty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Greta Aukstuolyte is Naughty of the Day

This is “art” not amateur porn. Just a heads up… LOL…. I know the nudity, the weird fetish positions, the finger in her mouth, the ORGASM face would all lead to “this is pretty fucking sexual for a girl on Instagram trying to be a model and get followers”…because it is pretty fucking sexual for a girl…it’s how they get fucking followers…they’ll just deny it, or pretend it’s more concept than gratuitious because all these people, especially younger people…are fucking retards… Her name is Greta Aukstuolyte…and I’d like to be her friend….because this is what she does for free, imagine what she’d do for her rent payment… She’s lithuanian, in Milan, is a “Freelance model” and has 3000 followers…give her a break…you bullies….she’s just being hip and current and tall and skinny and lovely…deal with it.. Related articles across the web Italian Vogue Editor-in-chief Franca Sozzani Was a Provocateur Who Leaves Behind a Complicated Legacy The post Greta Aukstuolyte is Naughty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Agent Provocateur is arguably the hottest mall brand lingerie – because it is more expensive than Victoria’s Secret, has better design than Victoria’s Secret, and because it pretends to not be a mall brand – but rather something all the instagram sluts get their sugar daddy’s to buy to make them feel special about taking 12 loads on their face before the main dude pisses it off them clean on some DUBAI adventure – they all seem to go on….”well he bought a first class ticket for me”…..prostitutes are everywhere amongst us…like the zombie apocalypse predicted…they walk amongst us – taking their selfies and doing their shameless snapchats everywhere they go – thinking they are more important than they are…fucking rich guys to validate it…which has nothing to do with this shoot, but probably applies to the models in said shoot.. The post Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas… Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, would need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you… Maybe she’s on some Selma Hayek hustle, trying to get the jobs Hayek is too old for..because America is Multi Cultural, I am sure 40% of people are of hispanic origin, at least that’s why it seems whenever you go to a J.Lo concert….not that I’d ever do that… Well she’s in fitness gear and looks fucking good… The post Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur’s Lingerie of the Day

Agent Provocateur is the Victoria’s Secret for people who have a little bit more money than working as a Walmart clerk….receptionist…middle of the road person who has accepted that they don’t deserve to have hopes and dreams…but rather live within their means…buying panties on deal that seemingly have more sex appeal than the department store kind…or black chicks, strippers, and mall shopping teens around america…you know who don’t want to go for the 150 – 2000 dollar “high concept version”… This Agent Provocateur shit is a brand I’ve actually been into, when it was doing vintage lingerie, you know quality lingerie, fetishy with a look that the fabrics wouldn’t give you a yeast infection… But it has become the sugar baby, instagram, brand of underwear that allows them to feel really classy in their whoring..thanks to marketing.. This is their Spring campaign…I think, I don’t remember, I just saw pics of girls in panties and pulled it to post here…because I like girls in panties…whether they are self produced whores, or brands pandering to these self produced whores, especially when they are no Victoria’s Secret, unless Victoria’s Secret actually owns them in some backdoor deal…because backdoor is all I assume the sugar daddy’s who buy their girls this shit are getting….it’s how they keep the gifts coming…reward your sponsor / master / employer…. The post Agent Provocateur’s Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doggy Dancer

Damn! This dog knows how to dance! Continue reading

Bar Refaeli Will Blow Your Pants Off

It’s been a long time since we’ve gotten any new lingerie goodness from one of my favorite hotties Bar Refaeli , but luckily she’s part of the Agent Provocateur Spring/Summer 2016 Campaign, and the result is the seriously hot photoshoot you see below. Although I guarantee that rolling around in hay like this can’t be very comfortable. I bet Bar’s going to be picking pieces of hay off her ass for days. And I’d be more than happy to help if she needs a hand. Or a mouth. Call me! Continue reading

Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day

Malcolm Mclaren, the Sex Pistol’s manager who posted bail for Sid Vicous before his mother injected him with a lethal dose of heroin…..had a kid with Vivianne Westwood, a fashion designer who basically dressed the punk rock band in the 70s, because Punk is so Punk that they care about designer clothing and making millions…you know the least punk thing possible… They had a kid…and that kid who was clever enough to say “Hey, these brands of lingerie aren’t authentic to the history of hosiery…they aren’t as sexy or amazing as lingerie was in the 1920s…how can we be 80 years older but our under garments are just throwaway walmart quality shit…when lingerie should be sexy…I know, I’ll use mommy’s money and make a brand of very expensive lingerie that instagram models everywhere will make their sugar daddy’s buy for them…because people love expensive things…”.. Well, Agent Provocateur has branched out into swimsuits…now that they are the biggest and baddest brand in panties…why not take on swim.. Here’s their lookbook…get ready for these to pollute your instagram feed… The post Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day

Agent Provocateur didn’t pay me for this post, but they did pay Ellen Von Unwerth and the two relatively unknown, because they are not credited anywhere, and I’m too busy to try to use my facial recognition blindness to figure out who they are, because all these people are interchangeable… But Agent Provocateur was and probably is the most interesting mainstream lingerie brand, with perceived quality, that rich people love buying, and that is styled far more interesting than super mainstream, mall brand Victoria’s Secret…Founded by Vivianne Westwood and Sex Pistol’s manager’s son….with the idea of bringing classic lingerie from that early 1900s…you know bringing some eroticism to the shit…and now with instagram…they are outfitting all the good sugar babies…who like quality to compliment their slutty… I was always a bit of a fan, you know being into hot, clean looking, elegant sluts in lingerie, even if they are a bit too mainstream now… Well, not mainstream enough to bring in what is probably the best photographer of the times, Ellen Von Unwerth, who makes the two “naughty” girls frolicking around an old English manor house in corsets, crystals and luxurious lengths of finest silk…feel semi authentic… I just wish there was more pussy slips, bush flashes, and nipples, but I guess that’s not Youtube friendly, and they aren’t that kind of brand anymore, now that they are in malls…boring…but still hot…. The post Agent Provocateur by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Abigail Clancy Makes One Sexy Nurse

Here’s one of my original favorite British hotties Abigail Clancy out at an Agent Provocateur charity event for breast cancer awareness in London. And don’t worry, I may be a professional blogger, but even I’m not low enough to make a dumb joke about a good cause. Instead, I’ll just say that I’m loving the sexy nurse look on Abbey, and if she’s willing, I think it’s about time for my next physical. Some people only go once a year, but if more nurses looked like this, I have a feeling we’d all be getting monthly hernia checks. I know I would. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading