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Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day

Posted on August 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Agent Provocateur is arguably the hottest mall brand lingerie – because it is more expensive than Victoria’s Secret, has better design than Victoria’s Secret, and because it pretends to not be a mall brand – but rather something all the instagram sluts get their sugar daddy’s to buy to make them feel special about taking 12 loads on their face before the main dude pisses it off them clean on some DUBAI adventure – they all seem to go on….”well he bought a first class ticket for me”…..prostitutes are everywhere amongst us…like the zombie apocalypse predicted…they walk amongst us – taking their selfies and doing their shameless snapchats everywhere they go – thinking they are more important than they are…fucking rich guys to validate it…which has nothing to do with this shoot, but probably applies to the models in said shoot.. The post Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas… Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, would need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you… Maybe she’s on some Selma Hayek hustle, trying to get the jobs Hayek is too old for..because America is Multi Cultural, I am sure 40% of people are of hispanic origin, at least that’s why it seems whenever you go to a J.Lo concert….not that I’d ever do that… Well she’s in fitness gear and looks fucking good… The post Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur’s Lingerie of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Agent Provocateur is the Victoria’s Secret for people who have a little bit more money than working as a Walmart clerk….receptionist…middle of the road person who has accepted that they don’t deserve to have hopes and dreams…but rather live within their means…buying panties on deal that seemingly have more sex appeal than the department store kind…or black chicks, strippers, and mall shopping teens around america…you know who don’t want to go for the 150 – 2000 dollar “high concept version”… This Agent Provocateur shit is a brand I’ve actually been into, when it was doing vintage lingerie, you know quality lingerie, fetishy with a look that the fabrics wouldn’t give you a yeast infection… But it has become the sugar baby, instagram, brand of underwear that allows them to feel really classy in their whoring..thanks to marketing.. This is their Spring campaign…I think, I don’t remember, I just saw pics of girls in panties and pulled it to post here…because I like girls in panties…whether they are self produced whores, or brands pandering to these self produced whores, especially when they are no Victoria’s Secret, unless Victoria’s Secret actually owns them in some backdoor deal…because backdoor is all I assume the sugar daddy’s who buy their girls this shit are getting….it’s how they keep the gifts coming…reward your sponsor / master / employer…. The post Agent Provocateur’s Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Malcolm Mclaren, the Sex Pistol’s manager who posted bail for Sid Vicous before his mother injected him with a lethal dose of heroin…..had a kid with Vivianne Westwood, a fashion designer who basically dressed the punk rock band in the 70s, because Punk is so Punk that they care about designer clothing and making millions…you know the least punk thing possible… They had a kid…and that kid who was clever enough to say “Hey, these brands of lingerie aren’t authentic to the history of hosiery…they aren’t as sexy or amazing as lingerie was in the 1920s…how can we be 80 years older but our under garments are just throwaway walmart quality shit…when lingerie should be sexy…I know, I’ll use mommy’s money and make a brand of very expensive lingerie that instagram models everywhere will make their sugar daddy’s buy for them…because people love expensive things…”.. Well, Agent Provocateur has branched out into swimsuits…now that they are the biggest and baddest brand in panties…why not take on swim.. Here’s their lookbook…get ready for these to pollute your instagram feed… The post Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day

Posted on November 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Malcolm Mclaren, the Sex Pistol’s manager who posted bail for Sid Vicous before his mother injected him with a lethal dose of heroin…..had a kid with Vivianne Westwood, a fashion designer who basically dressed the punk rock band in the 70s, because Punk is so Punk that they care about designer clothing and making millions…you know the least punk thing possible… They had a kid…and that kid who was clever enough to say “Hey, these brands of lingerie aren’t authentic to the history of hosiery…they aren’t as sexy or amazing as lingerie was in the 1920s…how can we be 80 years older but our under garments are just throwaway walmart quality shit…when lingerie should be sexy…I know, I’ll use mommy’s money and make a brand of very expensive lingerie that instagram models everywhere will make their sugar daddy’s buy for them…because people love expensive things…”.. Well, Agent Provocateur has branched out into swimsuits…now that they are the biggest and baddest brand in panties…why not take on swim.. Here’s their lookbook…get ready for these to pollute your instagram feed… The post Agent Provocateur Launches Swim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day

Posted on September 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s model Shanina Shaik in a bikini catalog photoshoot….for some bikini company…because I guess they are fucking idiots and feel the need to overpay some bitch no one cares about…because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model to wear their fucking bikinis…like she fucking matters because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…when the end result is the equivalent to EVERY SINGLE PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM… Girls who aren’t Victoria’s Secret models are doing the exact same quality photoshoot with an iphone on the beach….and it costs them nothing… Not 10,000 dollars a day for model 10,000 dollars for photographer and expenses of 100k for the crew and travel to exotic places… It’s like companies just feel like burning money, to produce the same photo I’ve seen 1000 times…and it makes no sense and if anything, it just makes these idiot models like Shanina think she’s important, when she’s nothing, garbage…etc…even though she probably fucks rich guys thanks to brands like Victoria’s Secret endorsing her and rich guys loving that… I can think of better campaigns or ways to spend your marketing money, Just give it to charity and take the fucking pics with your iphones you fucking idiots…NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE PICS, THIS MODEL…ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES… But I’ll post them anyway… The post Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day

Posted on September 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Agent Provocateur didn’t pay me for this post, but they did pay Ellen Von Unwerth and the two relatively unknown, because they are not credited anywhere, and I’m too busy to try to use my facial recognition blindness to figure out who they are, because all these people are interchangeable… But Agent Provocateur was and probably is the most interesting mainstream lingerie brand, with perceived quality, that rich people love buying, and that is styled far more interesting than super mainstream, mall brand Victoria’s Secret…Founded by Vivianne Westwood and Sex Pistol’s manager’s son….with the idea of bringing classic lingerie from that early 1900s…you know bringing some eroticism to the shit…and now with instagram…they are outfitting all the good sugar babies…who like quality to compliment their slutty… I was always a bit of a fan, you know being into hot, clean looking, elegant sluts in lingerie, even if they are a bit too mainstream now… Well, not mainstream enough to bring in what is probably the best photographer of the times, Ellen Von Unwerth, who makes the two “naughty” girls frolicking around an old English manor house in corsets, crystals and luxurious lengths of finest silk…feel semi authentic… I just wish there was more pussy slips, bush flashes, and nipples, but I guess that’s not Youtube friendly, and they aren’t that kind of brand anymore, now that they are in malls…boring…but still hot…. The post Agent Provocateur by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur Campaign of the Day

Posted on August 3, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some pics from a recent Agent Provocateur Campaign…. Agent Provocateur is the higher concept Victoria’s Secret, created by the son of Sex Pistol’s manager and Vivienne Westwood, that everyone buys into and thinks is luxury, because it is overpriced…and represents status to retards who buy into this shit… But it looks good enough to me, it’s got some old school lingerie vibes, and I just ignore that it is probably owned by evil Victoria’s Secret… Apparently, this line is by Penelope Cruz and her sister Monica…because I guess anyone can design lingerie if they win an Oscar and have a hot sister who never quite made it… And here are the campaign pics that bore me because pics always bore me. The post Agent Provocateur Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Agent Provocateur Lingerie Show of the Day

Posted on October 29, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Everyone freaks out about the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that has been consistently boring as fuck the last fucking decade….when there are so many more exciting lingerie brands out there that actually make shit happen….like Agent Provocateur…run by the son of Sex Pistol manager Malcolm Maclaren and Vivienne Westwood, parents who were pretty fucking edgy people in their own right…paving the way for him to make fucking moves that are far more interesting than some midwestern American brand that is conscious of the church and not ruffling any fucking feathers…all to just get men to buy their wives a little something to make everyone feel sexy…in the most wholesome Christian way… They had a fashion show last week, that I wasn’t invited to, but I got the video and figure I’ll post it for you, cuz this is more fun than the shit Victoria’s Secret is doing next week….even if their headlining performer is….Justin Bieber….Seriously…Justin fucking Bieber…I was going to write that as a joke…to prove how much of a joke Victoria’s Secret is…but they actually have him booked…wow…

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Friday Afternoon Eye Candy

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

What better way to close out a long week than with some T&A! Here are 40+ shots from luxury lingerie line Agent Provocateur’s fashion show in Marbella, Spain. If Los Angeles Fashion Week was like this, we think there would be a whole lot more people attending

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