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Joy Corrigan See Through Hard Nipples of the Day

Joy Corrigan, a Florida girl, who has made a career of being a bikini catalog model, doing bikini catalog photoshoots, has pushed herself from Florida to being in the scene, cycling through the bikini industry in NYC and LA, working with all kinds of brands and meeting all kinds of people, like rich men who end up dating her….and she’s decided to up her “fashion” blogger strategy by taking her topless beach life to the streets with a sheer top so you can see her nipples…while out and about…in a trend we hope happens everywhere and not just with women with bolt ons…even though I hate fake tits, I don’t hate them that bad, since they are tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Joy Corrigan See Through Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Genetically Modified Human Josephine Skriver Bikini Catalog of the Day

Robot woman….has been lent out to other brands to model…because VS is trying to recoup their investment on Josephine Skriver – the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab… Sure they give this whole story…a romantic story…that is a great for the media that is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time that they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business… The good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents are sexual deviants… Assuming they built her with a designer vagina as you’d assume they did…. The post Genetically Modified Human Josephine Skriver Bikini Catalog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miranda Kerr’s Halloween Shoot for Snapchat Founder and Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I guess it only makes sense that Miranda Kerr would do a fun photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar, the Halloween Issue… Shot by Terry Richardson, I guess in efforts to cater or impress her young Billionaire who “created” snapchat back when trying to get girls to send nudes and “I promise I’ll delete it”…wasn’t convincing enough…so he went to the drawing bored, and said “self destruct pictures, that area all saved on my servers, so I can cross reference and see the world’s nudes, and they won’t know anything of it, because people are retards and only understand their user interface and not back-end programming, and that will make me rich, since everyone is a pervert voyeur/exhibitionist, and then I’ll get to fuck models like Miranda Kerr’s back-end, because that’s what I used to jerk off to when she was gold digging and making babies with Hollywood Stars…before the whole fucking bieber…and Australian Billionaires thing happened…because this bitch likes billionaires and I’m a billionaire”… Fascinating…but only because of the old Hollywood Horror characters of our youth…and not because of the Gold Digging Australia cunt.. The post Miranda Kerr’s Halloween Shoot for Snapchat Founder and Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day

Here’s model Shanina Shaik in a bikini catalog photoshoot….for some bikini company…because I guess they are fucking idiots and feel the need to overpay some bitch no one cares about…because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model to wear their fucking bikinis…like she fucking matters because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…when the end result is the equivalent to EVERY SINGLE PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM… Girls who aren’t Victoria’s Secret models are doing the exact same quality photoshoot with an iphone on the beach….and it costs them nothing… Not 10,000 dollars a day for model 10,000 dollars for photographer and expenses of 100k for the crew and travel to exotic places… It’s like companies just feel like burning money, to produce the same photo I’ve seen 1000 times…and it makes no sense and if anything, it just makes these idiot models like Shanina think she’s important, when she’s nothing, garbage…etc…even though she probably fucks rich guys thanks to brands like Victoria’s Secret endorsing her and rich guys loving that… I can think of better campaigns or ways to spend your marketing money, Just give it to charity and take the fucking pics with your iphones you fucking idiots…NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE PICS, THIS MODEL…ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES… But I’ll post them anyway… The post Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Behati Prinsloo’s Crotch Adam Levine Polluting of the Day

Behati Prinsloo is the Vagina that secured the most irritating popstar in the history of popstars…Adam Levine…and tricked him into marriage because being from wherever the fuck you name your kid Behati….means that she just wants the American dream and a guy who is always on the radio…and who is always on TV…represents that dream…on some David Hasselhoff level… So she’s now going to live the good life as soon as she gets knocked up and live happily every after on child support when he runs off with other fresher models…seeing as nothing lasts forever…unless of course the moral code and values programmed into her from her mother country…a place they name their kids Behati is a place where dudes can do whatever the fuck they want to do….which works for egotistical assholes who think they are important because their record sales and celebrity is… Who cares…he’s the worst, but she’s not so bad… Here she is in some Shitty bikini catalog campaign…. The post Behati Prinsloo’s Crotch Adam Levine Polluting of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Spechart for Barney’s of the Day

My favorite thing about Anna Spechart, because it is the only thing I know about Anna Spechart, is the name Anna Spechart, because when you say it fast, it sounds like an old Jewish grandmother choking on her chopped liver sandwich, which is what I assume Jewish Grandmother’s eat, because that’s what their Grandmother vaginas smell like… You see, I used to live next to a Jewish deli, and I figured that’s what Jewish Grandmother and everytime I would see the chopped liver in a pile, the smell would hit me and I’d say “if I had to describe what I think Jewish Grandmother pussy smells like, that is definitely what Jewish Grandmother pussy smells like”…but I haven’t had the chance to experience it, because Jewish Grandmother’s don’t really put out… All this to say, Anna Spechart, is in a lingerie campaign, that may make you Spechart if you’re a 65 year old who still has a sex drive, that isn’t desensitized by internet porn.. Because I know the 16 year old boys who in my era were the demographic to jerk off to bikini catalog pics are saying to themselves “where’s the butt plug insertion?”…. Here are those pics anyway… The post Anna Spechart for Barney’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabela Soncini Bikini Catalog Model of the Day

Isabela Soncini is the Bikini Catalog model of the day, posing in shit that’s hardly interesting, but still in a bikini, making that totally OK, because sometimes porn is just boring and repetitive and all we need is a little bikini model erotica to get our fire started, in this world that is all about gaping spread vaginas – but that doesn’t need to be.

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