Fashion Art…better known as FART….or F’Art….is so silly….when you take a girl who pretends to be a model and draw a flower over her nipple to make some kind of impactful statement… This is like those white people who refer to people as THEY…not he or she…because less than 1 percent of the world are tranny and for that less than 1 percent we should abolish men / women / gender…makes sense… So much sense that when they do their shoots….they are equally dumb as fuck…like this model named Marina, who doesn’t want to put her name on it…because it’s just that stupid she does want her high school friends googling her to see what she’s been up to – or what her boyfriend tricked her into doing… The post Marina and her Flower Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hannah Ferguson is a bikini model and this is her in a bikini campaign or catalog for some bikini brand that took her to some sexy beach somewhere with a camera crew and hair and make-up people…that did everything they could to try to make her look like less of a horse headed rich kid who can afford to be a “model” because models don’t actually make money outside of thier hooking… Oh my god…bikini photoshoots are so fucking boring….so staged….so bullshit….but still a girl half naked in a bikini…photoshopped… I am more into raw, gutter and disgusting. I want to see her taking a shit on her period after a week of binge eating…you know pussy hair grown out, gut hanging over her mound, bags under her eyes, coke crusted nose, dried cum on her tits…you know…authetic..none of this plastic garbage that sucks… I’ll post it anyway… The post Hannah Ferguson Beach Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In keeping up with models from 10 years ago theme we have going on today here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini for a campaign…for her own brand of bikinis…because when you’re a bikini model all your life…and bikinis are all you know…you’d be crazy to take your broken english to any other platform than selling bikinis using your bikini body…until you’re too old to continue…but that you can sell off your share and run off with your rich as fuck baby daddy…living the good life…because you’ve fucking won…cashing checks…thanks to her willingness to get naked..they should send her to elementary schools across america to teach little girls what matters….and education…isn’t one of those things….having a fit body…is everything. TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER CLEAVAGE OF THE DAY
I guess it only makes sense that Miranda Kerr would do a fun photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar, the Halloween Issue… Shot by Terry Richardson, I guess in efforts to cater or impress her young Billionaire who “created” snapchat back when trying to get girls to send nudes and “I promise I’ll delete it”…wasn’t convincing enough…so he went to the drawing bored, and said “self destruct pictures, that area all saved on my servers, so I can cross reference and see the world’s nudes, and they won’t know anything of it, because people are retards and only understand their user interface and not back-end programming, and that will make me rich, since everyone is a pervert voyeur/exhibitionist, and then I’ll get to fuck models like Miranda Kerr’s back-end, because that’s what I used to jerk off to when she was gold digging and making babies with Hollywood Stars…before the whole fucking bieber…and Australian Billionaires thing happened…because this bitch likes billionaires and I’m a billionaire”… Fascinating…but only because of the old Hollywood Horror characters of our youth…and not because of the Gold Digging Australia cunt.. The post Miranda Kerr’s Halloween Shoot for Snapchat Founder and Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s model Shanina Shaik in a bikini catalog photoshoot….for some bikini company…because I guess they are fucking idiots and feel the need to overpay some bitch no one cares about…because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model to wear their fucking bikinis…like she fucking matters because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…when the end result is the equivalent to EVERY SINGLE PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM… Girls who aren’t Victoria’s Secret models are doing the exact same quality photoshoot with an iphone on the beach….and it costs them nothing… Not 10,000 dollars a day for model 10,000 dollars for photographer and expenses of 100k for the crew and travel to exotic places… It’s like companies just feel like burning money, to produce the same photo I’ve seen 1000 times…and it makes no sense and if anything, it just makes these idiot models like Shanina think she’s important, when she’s nothing, garbage…etc…even though she probably fucks rich guys thanks to brands like Victoria’s Secret endorsing her and rich guys loving that… I can think of better campaigns or ways to spend your marketing money, Just give it to charity and take the fucking pics with your iphones you fucking idiots…NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE PICS, THIS MODEL…ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES… But I’ll post them anyway… The post Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I generally really fucking hate bikini photoshoots…whether it is with some fame whore trying to get noticed….staging the shit in Miami…you know the non-celebs you’ll see on blogs sometimes because the paparazzi is trying to make them celebs so that they can make money on them…since bikini pics get hits…and hits make them money….to all the low level models who shoot for that water company that you see on billboards in LA…that feature playboy dot com girls who were not hot or interesting at all…but I also hate campaigns for brands that involve bikinis..not because bikinis are boring, I mean the one thing I need more of in my actual life is girls in bikinis…but because….the shoots are all the fucking same…but for some reason…a reason I call bright and colorful thailand and awesome bikinis…this shoot is pretty tight…I can’t be too sure about the girls since I don’t know who they are…but when you’ve got a penis like me…nothing is tight… The post Bikini Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chanel West Coast is one of those Iggy Azalea, Charli XCX, white female rappers with a fat ass who no one really cares about, except maybe for 15 year old suburban girls who hang out at their local mall…only unlike the other two, this one hasn’t quite hit famous yet…but she’s trying and I guess not hard enough..because she’s from LA, those other bitches are imports…she’s been on TV, those other bitches just sucked the right cock…not to say Chanel West Coast hasn’t sucked the right cock…but based on her record sales she hasn’t…. I don’t know all that much about her, maybe she’s super fucking famous, I didn’t really bother googling her and all I’ve said is speculative. But I will say that based on my knowledge of all things…a good place to try to fix the gaping hole in her career is that when she does hot shoots like this…she doesn’t photoshop out her nipple. Guys like nipples, girls like nipples, everyone has shown their fucking nipples, and those who don’t just can’t be taken seriously or seen as committed to the cause…especially with an ass like this..I mean it’d be so easy to transition over…so should really work on that…unless she was born without nipples, or had them surgically removed like Angelina Jolie…and these nippleless pics are just how her alien tits were designed….in which case…weird… The post Chanel West Coast Has No Nipples While She Models Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Georgia Fowler is a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around in New Zealand, is tall and amazing… She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she’s 22…and she’s booked this campaign with what I assume is a bikini company, but can’t be too sure if it is a bikini company, because I am too busy looking at her nipples in said bikini, reminding me of an early 2000s fetish I once had for Micro bikinis from Australia, that were the trashiest, skimpiest, see through when wet that fat old ladies would wear on vacation and submit pics of them wearing…full vagina exposed…amazing right…but not as amazing when it is done in a “classy” way…with actual models…because nipples on the beach, nipples in bikinis, nipples in general are a good times…and we should encourage this kind of behavior from all brands and all women…alike..because they are just nipples…but amazing… The post Georgia Fowler Nipples for a Bikini Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
