Samara Weaving is on the rise, the next Australian hit, up on some Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue, Crocodile Dundee Steve Irwin RIP shit… She was likely on the show neighbors, before moving to America, because Australians are nomadic…and figure if they want to rock out at the top of their scene, as actors, go to base camp, head quarters, whatever…. Producers seem to like the Australians more than the Americans because there are so many Australians in California making it, even that Fat AMy from Pitch Perfect bitch…Australian…oh and Miranda Kerr the billionaire fucker…. I guess cuz Australian girls are the right level of trashy, even when not trashy, who suck dick to get ahead and don’t fucking whine about it. That said, Samara Weaving has been around for a while, only making a name for herself in AMerica now, and rocking a nipple slip on the beach – because that’s how things happen… The post Samara Weaving Nipple Slip from 2012 of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Her name is Lindsay Arnold, and apparently she’s some dancing with the stars stripper who doesn’t strip, who was trained to be a stripper who did strip, or a stripper who never was because she has morals and values, before landing a gig as a dancing vagina on TV…where she is used as clickbait for old people who watch TV… Well now, she’s posting up half naked pics of herself and her athletic body, that is almost creepy to look at half naked due to no waistline, just hips, on some little boy shit, you’re probably into because she’s on TV…. I just see a failed stripper, exposing herself to be masturbated to, rocking a body that is a little too athletic for my liking, but high muscle mass leads to higher testosterone, which means she’s into getting her fuck on…and I guess that makes her more interesting, if you can be more interesting that fully showing off your body shamelessly like all women, clearly craving attention…pretending it’s empowering or whatever…who knows..or cares…she’s not naked…it’s like excel in all you do except fully committing to producing jerk off material you PG 13 asshole. The post Some Dancing Bitch Named Lindsay Arnold in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
LHHNY’s Jonathan Fernandez Celebrity Makeup Artists Talks Relationships, Makeup & Going From Behind The Camera To The Front “Love & Hip Hop: New York’s” newest cast member said he can understand why some fans were perplexed when he came onto the show. But after working behind the scenes on the LHH franchises for years and developing close friendships with fellow show stars Yandy Smith, Emily B and Anais, image consultant Jonathan Fernandez said it was a natural move for him to go from behind to the front of the camera. “I’m friends with Yandy, I’m friends with Juju, I’m friends with Anais, I’m friends with Mariah,” Fernandez said. “There’s so many of the girls on the show (who I’m close to). It was a natural progression. It’s not like I just came up out of nowhere.” The celebrity makeup artist – who is one half of the first gay couple to be featured on “Love & Hip Hop: New York” – sat down with BOSSIP to talk about his time on the show, his relationship with hip-hop artist Trent and that time he did First Lady Melania Trump’s hair. BOSSIP: What’s it like being on “Love & Hip Hop?” JF: “I’m living my life. It’s funny to watch myself, because I never realized how dramatic I am, how over the top. Just this past week I saw a scene with Anais and I, and my eyes literally like they were going to pop out of my head and land on the table!” BOSSIP: Tell us about your storyline this season. JF: “Anytime you go on television with a partner of yours, you wanna be that couple that gives hope to so many gay relationships…We’re gonna stick together, we’re gonna be brothers. A partnership. But gay relationships are just like straight relationships. We go through our s**t, there’s infidelity. All the problems that plague the straight couples plague us as well. But you have to remember, it’s two men. It’s twice the testosterone…You don’t wanna get played on national TV, so you react. ” BOSSIP: We heard that you used to do First Lady Melania Trump’s hair. What was that like? JF: “I was a colorist in the salon in the Trump Tower. I actually ended up working with Trump and Melania. I did Melania’s hair a couple of times, and she’s a sweetheart. She’s such a tender spirit. She’s very calming and maternal. Very caring. She’s the type who’ll walk into a room and remember everybody’s name. Ask you about your family. At the time, my sister was pregnant so she would ask me, ‘how’s your sister, how’s your family?’ She’s a great person.”
Sir Lea Michele better watch out at the gym, her glands may start kicking back into work and start producing some Testosterone…after being atrophied…from all the other hormones she is on… I call her Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t because I like to think she’s a Bruce Jenner…because I can’t accept that non-cute girls exist…but I guess some people find this one cute…who knows, but I can say she’s not promoting fitness, but rather her booty from fitness, because she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she just wants some ROI on all the face injections she’s got… WHO KNOWS…Gym Selfie…so she doesn’t get fat – Memorial Day…That’s What’s Up… The post Lea Michele Keeps the Testosterone Levels Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
High Testosterone Hilary Duff is getting her fuck on….because high muscle means high testosterone and that means high sex drive….coupled with being rich, famous, a divorcee, her uterus is probably screaming to be filled and this homies is the gay opportunist doing it…if you can K-Fed a Duff, while her baby daddy is being investigated for rape…knowing she’s clearly into rough sex for never reporting his rapes…it could make for a good time…especially if she shares the top role…and sticks it in his pooper…something domineering high testosterone girls like….along with trimming their facial hair..they fucking love trimming their facial hair… Either way, she’s had at least 2 or 3 boyfriends in the last few months…bad mom….in her sexual prime… The post Hilary Duff Romantci Breasts on Beach Vacation with a Wallet Fucking Opportunist of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Robot woman….has been lent out to other brands to model…because VS is trying to recoup their investment on Josephine Skriver – the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab… Sure they give this whole story…a romantic story…that is a great for the media that is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time that they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business… The good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents are sexual deviants… Assuming they built her with a designer vagina as you’d assume they did…. The post Genetically Modified Human Josephine Skriver Bikini Catalog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Adriana Lima’s Butt Shot of the Day….because she’s not too old to show off her ass – especailly since she’s still looking good from starving herself for the 6 months building up to the VS fashion show informercial…and her body has a second life…when she’s far too old to be jerked off to…but can still be jerked off to – since we’re all nostalgic…. Daisy Lowe’s Daddy was Gwen Stefani’s tranny fucking husband…she divorced because she was banging cowboys….and he wasn’t in her life most of her youth, which in and of itself is a recipe for good girl to fuck….filling that void….a void that I guess is in a one piece because she’s old and her belly has caught up to her big tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Izabel Goulart’s Bikini in St Barts of the Day grinding up on some dude I assume she’s dating – likely a rich dude – who like overly fit girls because they are better fucks than overly unfit girls…they just bounce up and down as much as they need to before gassing out….not to mention higher sex drive because of the testosterone – making them magical and amazing if you can handle the muscular man back… Alessandra Ambrosio closes out the old women in bikinis, because there are too many new young fresh faces are to keep track of in Bikinis on social media…so I stick with the above 35s…which is probably why this site is on a hardcore plummet into zero relevance…but maybe her ridiculous thigh gap will save us in this Christmas season where some of us need saving.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Old Lady Holiday Bathing Suits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
How about a little bikini contest… Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…she’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying, but he’s rich…I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome, probably because she moved to the UK from Australia before drying up into some shrivelled raisin from the sun….and her body is probably from choosing not to have kids…always the right choice.. Versus Izabel Goulart is ripped…she’s a fitness pornographer, Victoria’s Secret fashion show model, based in Brazil and has a fucking ridiculous low fat percentage….thanks to fitness everyday…these pics are impressive, but she’s a bikini model, so she’s got a higher standard to uphold…of course she looks fit and thin in a bikini – she makes 1,000,000 a year doing this….. HONORABLE MENTION BUT NO LONGER IN THE SAME LEAGUE – HEIDI KLUM: AND THE WINNER IS…..LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR… Imbruglia…because she’s older, not a bikini model, and her clit isn’t pulsating like an erection from all the testosterone in her veins… The post Natalie Imbruglia VS Izabel Goulart Bikini Contest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Niykee Heaton is some youtube star who got famous on her 18th birthday thanks to being featured on World Star Hip Hop…on her 18th Birthday…and signing to some Record label shortly after… I assume that’s some bullshit story, and based on her slutty pics, she’s never in pants, that is slutty, because if you’re always in your underwear at home, blogging about nonsense…it’s acceptable, pathetic, even sad by acceptable.. Good news…I like sluts… So when a girl does it for instagram, you know…she’s doing it for likes…and attention, and I’m watching because she’s a young girl showing off her full fucking ass… hat said, she’s got the Kylie Jenner look…but I was standing outside a club and apparently it’s a look. I don’t really know how all these thick girls turn overeating and hormones in the food into fat asses, fake tits and a tiny waist, but they do… The world is a crop top and leggings or short short for Young Girls….This is the Look, ready for a rap video, or more likely a black guy who thinks he’s a rapper at the local club to stuff the shit deeper into her…because #nobabies… The post Niykee Heaton Ass for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Sep 2, 2015 at 4:08am PDT Skipping, or really any fitness in a bkini rather than in fitness clothes, or an oversized pair of sweat pants and baggy t-shirt, because girl just wants to sweat it out, is a pretty clear “I’m posting porn, really softcore porn, to my instagram”… Or maybe she’s a bikini model, and girl just can’t get out of a bikini, because it’s either graphed to her robot body, like a doll you get at the dollar store for your doll fetish…who you just can’t get the skirt off .. Either way, she’s pretty fucking fit…so fit that you may be into dudes…if you like it too much…not because I’m against fit girls, who are 6 feet tall, but because she’s got higher testosterone than me from this hanging onto modeling nonsense.. The post Iza Goulart’s FItness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
