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Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

Posted on August 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…is the only thing you can really say about Natalie Imbruglia, as a one hit wonder – that’s all the world knows of her – not that she gives a fuck, that was the era of cashing the fuck in in the music industry and that song has carried her to the riches….around the world…a life of luxury and able to retire at 27…. She’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying..but I guess in the 90s when she mattered, he was on friends and that alone made him matter…it was his one hit wonder in his own right – giving them something to discuss and people who fucked the system… I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but I remember her being cute and at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome substantial…. I know, Australian women are hot, until they turn 25 and dry up into some shrivelled raisin white trash thanks to the hole in the ozone layer…I guess she hid inside on her pile of money….but at 41, maybe the only thing trying up is her fertility….and with a body like that…menopause is a hot concept, the contraceptive that is normally not of champions – but rather old bitter married people… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Can You Catch Every Friends Reference In David Schwimmer’s Rap?

Posted on May 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

James Corden took a break from carpool karaoke to school David Schwimmer and Rebel Wilson in a “Friends” rap battle.

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Kim Kardashian Wants to Murder Ross Geller

Posted on May 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We already know that  Kim Kardashian has done it , having lost all the weight she gained during her second pregnancy. But forget for a moment WHAT Kim Kardashian has done and ask yourself this: WHO would Kim Kardashian do? The Kardashian Plays “Marry, F-ck Kill” with Friends Cast Also… who would Kim Kardashian kill and who would she marry? In a series of videos shared to promote their official apps and websites, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian have gathered for a totally real, totally unscripted slumber party. Joined by a few friends, they first play a game of “F-ck, Marry, Kill,” using the Friends character of Ross Gellar (David Schwimmer), Joey Tribbiani (Matt LeBlanc) and Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry) as their options. With all three siblings in agreeance, who would they sleep with, who would they exchange vows with and who would they shoot in the head? Find out above! The Kardashians Play “Never Have I Ever…” From there, it was on to “Never Have I Ever,” with Khloe once again acting the part of dirty sister and claiming she’s done pretty much everything in bed. Has she worn handcuffs? Find out above! The Kardashians Play “Would You Rather…” Finally, it was time for a round of “Would You Rather,” with two questions featured in the video above. First, would they rather be President or First Lady? Watch as Kourtney gives an answer that bothers Khloe greatly. Second, would they rather be wealthy or famous? All three sisters once again give the same answer to this question, acting totally disgusted by their levels of fame. It’s too bad that they are so talented, they can’t help but be this famous, right? Check out all three videos above and then click through the gallery below: View Slideshow: 19 Most Kontroversial Kardashian Pictures of All-Time

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Kim Kardashian Wears Necklace That Once Belonged to WHOM?!?

Posted on May 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OJ Simpson may or may not be the biological father of Khloe Kardashian . But the connection between this suspected murderer and this very famous family is alive and strong. Kim Kardashian, for example, surprised Snapchat followers over the weekend by showing off a choker on her social media account. What made this choker so interesting? It was given to her mother, Kris Jenner , by Nicole Brown Simpson, the late estranged wife of O.J. who almost definitely died at the bloody hands of her ex-husband. “My mom’s necklace. Gift from Nicole Brown Simpson #1998” Kim captioned a close-up snapshot of the cross pendant. Brown Simpson was on Jenner’s best friends. The two families spent time together and the Kardashians were even featured in the recent TV series The People v O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story on FX. Selma Blair played the role of Kris Jenner, while a number of little girls played the roles of a young Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian. “I have these vivid memories of an amazing friendship and a life that we all had together,” Jenner told People Magazine earlier this year about Brown Simpson. The relationship between the Jenners and Kardashians has been brought back into the spotlight as a result of the aforementioned FX miniseries. “She was funny, she was beautiful and loyal and passionate and the best mom I had ever met,” Kris added a few months ago of her late pal. David Schwimmer plays the role of Robert Kardashian on the program, giving us a look at the life Kim and company’s real father led. He was a close acquaintance of O.J. until deep into the murder trial, where Robert eventually came to the realization that his friend was totally guilty. Robert and O.J. barely talked after the trial ended and Robert died from cancer years later. Kardashian, meanwhile, displayed the necklace as part of her numerous outfit changes in New York City ahead of Monday night’s Met Gala. Expect her to pull out something pretty crazy tonight for that annual fashion event. She’ll attend with Kanye West and The Hollywood Gossip will bring you every last photo. View Slideshow: 19 Times Kim Kardashian Made It Impossible to Hate Her

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Kim Kardashian Wears Necklace That Once Belonged to WHOM?!?

Posted on May 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OJ Simpson may or may not be the biological father of Khloe Kardashian . But the connection between this suspected murderer and this very famous family is alive and strong. Kim Kardashian, for example, surprised Snapchat followers over the weekend by showing off a choker on her social media account. What made this choker so interesting? It was given to her mother, Kris Jenner , by Nicole Brown Simpson, the late estranged wife of O.J. who almost definitely died at the bloody hands of her ex-husband. “My mom’s necklace. Gift from Nicole Brown Simpson #1998” Kim captioned a close-up snapshot of the cross pendant. Brown Simpson was on Jenner’s best friends. The two families spent time together and the Kardashians were even featured in the recent TV series The People v O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story on FX. Selma Blair played the role of Kris Jenner, while a number of little girls played the roles of a young Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian. “I have these vivid memories of an amazing friendship and a life that we all had together,” Jenner told People Magazine earlier this year about Brown Simpson. The relationship between the Jenners and Kardashians has been brought back into the spotlight as a result of the aforementioned FX miniseries. “She was funny, she was beautiful and loyal and passionate and the best mom I had ever met,” Kris added a few months ago of her late pal. David Schwimmer plays the role of Robert Kardashian on the program, giving us a look at the life Kim and company’s real father led. He was a close acquaintance of O.J. until deep into the murder trial, where Robert eventually came to the realization that his friend was totally guilty. Robert and O.J. barely talked after the trial ended and Robert died from cancer years later. Kardashian, meanwhile, displayed the necklace as part of her numerous outfit changes in New York City ahead of Monday night’s Met Gala. Expect her to pull out something pretty crazy tonight for that annual fashion event. She’ll attend with Kanye West and The Hollywood Gossip will bring you every last photo. View Slideshow: 19 Times Kim Kardashian Made It Impossible to Hate Her

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Natalie Imbruglia VS Izabel Goulart Bikini Contest of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

How about a little bikini contest… Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…she’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying, but he’s rich…I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome, probably because she moved to the UK from Australia before drying up into some shrivelled raisin from the sun….and her body is probably from choosing not to have kids…always the right choice.. Versus Izabel Goulart is ripped…she’s a fitness pornographer, Victoria’s Secret fashion show model, based in Brazil and has a fucking ridiculous low fat percentage….thanks to fitness everyday…these pics are impressive, but she’s a bikini model, so she’s got a higher standard to uphold…of course she looks fit and thin in a bikini – she makes 1,000,000 a year doing this….. HONORABLE MENTION BUT NO LONGER IN THE SAME LEAGUE – HEIDI KLUM: AND THE WINNER IS…..LYING NAKED ON THE FLOOR… Imbruglia…because she’s older, not a bikini model, and her clit isn’t pulsating like an erection from all the testosterone in her veins… The post Natalie Imbruglia VS Izabel Goulart Bikini Contest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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21 Other Times The Friends Reunited

Posted on February 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Before the (almost) big reunion of the ‘Friends’ cast airs on Feb. 21, here’s a look back at all the times Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry reunited.

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‘The People v. OJ. Simpson’ Trailer (The Juice Threatens To Kill Self In Kim Kardashian Bedroom) [Video]

Posted on December 18, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The cast is all-star: The cast includes Cuba Gooding Jr. as O.J. Simpson, John Travolta as defense attorney Robert Shapiro, David Schwimmer as defense attorney Robert Kardashian, Sarah Paulson as prosecutor Marcia Clark, Courtney B. Vance as defense attorney Johnnie Cochran, and Bruce Greenwood as Los Angeles County District Attorney Gil Garcetti. Turn the page for the trailer…

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The Iceman Trailer: Yeah Right, Who’s Gonna Buy Michael Shannon As A Killer?

Posted on August 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kidding! Michael Shannon was born to play oddball creepy-types, and I mean that in the best way possible. So his turn as Richard Kuklinski, the notorious contract killer from New Jersey known as The Iceman who killed for sport and for gangsters for three decades, seems fitting. Anyone else feeling curious pangs of sympathy for the Mafia hitman-slash-family man who claimed to have murdered over 100 men over the course of his “career?” Kuklinski grew up in the Jersey suburbs with abusive parents before beating a bully to death at the age of 14; it was his first murder. His double life as loving father and husband and ice-cold killer is one of those fascinatingly true tales (read the gory details here , literally) and Shannon is one of a handful of actors who could probably pull off the dichotomy. So I’m morbidly curious about The Iceman , even as the head shots and stabby glimpses abound in this first trailer. Shannon and his various period wiseguy hair co-star with Winona Ryder, James Franco, David Schwimmer, and Ray Liotta. Oh, also? CHRIS EVANS AS AN ICE CREAM TRUCK-DRIVING HITMAN NAMED MISTER SOFTEE. Worth the price of admission alone, no? Based on the book The Iceman: The True Story of a Cold-Blooded Killer , The Iceman will debut at the Venice and Toronto film fests. [ Apple ]

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Nicole Kidman Joins Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac; Paz Vega to Play Maria Callas in Grace of Monaco: Biz Break

Posted on August 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Also in Thursday morning’s round-up of news briefs: Warner Bros passes the domestic $1 billion mark again. A Prometheus sequel is moving forward, Christopher Eccleston is a Marvel villain and Broadway to honor Gore Vidal. Nicole Kidman to Join Lars von Trier’s The Nymphomaniac Kidman revealed she’ll work a “few days” on Danish director Lars von Trier’s two-part The Nymphomaniac , which is set to star Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgard and Willem Dafoe. She starred in the director’s Dogville , The Playlist reports via AlloCine . Warner Bros Passes $1 Billion at Domestic Box Office The milestone has been reached 12 years in a row, which makes Warner Bros. the only studio to have accomplished the feat. The Dark Knight Rises lead this year’s pack with $304M in its first 12 days. Also scoring well is Magic Mike ($108.5M), Deadline reports . Prometheus Sequel Planned by Ridley Scott Scott is moving ahead with plans for a sequel, his return to the Alien universe. His return to the genre after three decades grossed over $300 million worldwide from a budget of $130 million, The Guardian reports . Paz Vega Joins Grace of Monaco as Maria Callas Vega will play the haughty opera singer in the film, which stars Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly. The director of Edith Piaf biopic La vie en rose , Olivier Dahan, will direct Grace of Monaco from a script by Arash Amel. The story centers on a six-month period in 1962 when Monaco had a dispute with France and Princess Grace worked behind the scenes to prevent a coup. THR reports . Christopher Eccleston to Play Thor 2 Villain Eccleston will star opposite Chris Hemsworth in the told of Malekith The Accursed in Marvel Studios’ Thor: The Dark World . Malekith is a “super-villain in the Marvel Universe, the ruler of the Dark Elves of Svartalfheim, Deadline reports . Broadway to Dim Lights in Memory of Gore Vidal Broadway theaters will dim their lights August 3rd in memory of Gore Vidal who died this week . His play The Best Man is currently playing at the Gerald Schoenfeld Theater. The cast is dedicating its performances next tweak to his memory, The Guardian reports .

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