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Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…is the only thing you can really say about Natalie Imbruglia, as a one hit wonder – that’s all the world knows of her – not that she gives a fuck, that was the era of cashing the fuck in in the music industry and that song has carried her to the riches….around the world…a life of luxury and able to retire at 27…. She’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying..but I guess in the 90s when she mattered, he was on friends and that alone made him matter…it was his one hit wonder in his own right – giving them something to discuss and people who fucked the system… I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but I remember her being cute and at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome substantial…. I know, Australian women are hot, until they turn 25 and dry up into some shrivelled raisin white trash thanks to the hole in the ozone layer…I guess she hid inside on her pile of money….but at 41, maybe the only thing trying up is her fertility….and with a body like that…menopause is a hot concept, the contraceptive that is normally not of champions – but rather old bitter married people… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Titty Slip of the Day

Lindsay Lohan looks so young and vibrant – considering she’s 100 years old…or feels like she’s a hundred years old…or has lived the life of a hundred year old at least in terms with how many dicks she’s and in her….it would take a normal person with the sex habits of a college frat boy 100 years to pull off those numbers…that vagina has been seen by millions…and fucked by almost the same amount of people – but not as FUCKED as how her parents FUCKED her.. She’s a lovely creature, even with her jacked up face, that I’d want to jack off on, because I am a Lohan fan…. Her incredible, light nippled breast, is hanging out of her dress, reminding me of the pasty redheaded freckle invisible nipple, tear drop shaped implant that no matter how skinny and near death she is – is great…. She may not be the future, she may be washed up and done, but I am a believer that the Oscar is coming….and in the meantime, lots of 40 year old dudes who used to jerk off to her when she was 16 are cumming, unless they’re more into finding new 16 year olds…like Bella Thorne…which they are… Lohan…is God…and her nipple may just be acne… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Titty Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift and Jaime King Lesbian Baby of the Day

Taylor Swift is celebrating the second recent pregnancy of some chick named Jaime King…I guess they are friends, or maybe she’s a surrogate hosting Taylor’s clone…because she’s the kind of ego that feels she needs a clone…aliens…right… My inside Taylor Swift scoop is that my friend was at a bar in LA this weekend and he was kicked out of his table because Taylor Swift was rolling through, and despite being lame as fuck, Taylor Swift gets prioritized in venues, because she’s Taylor Swift and no one throws shit at her for being a scam, instead they are all impressed by her hustle or scam…that’s LA… If there wasn’t fame and celebrity involved, and if she was just the weirdo girl in your high school singing love songs after fucking everyone in the high school…she probably would be a little more bullied…but when you throw money and fame into the mix…everyone shits themselves when they see her, even though it is all artificial lies.. Either way, here she is sucking and worshiping the pregnant belly, possibly for its youthful powers..I saw Rosemary’s Baby, I know how it is…like some kind lesbian marriage making babies…who knows…it is erotic… The post Taylor Swift and Jaime King Lesbian Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in Fuck Me Boots Selfie of the Day

I am pretty out of touch, so I don’t know if people still call these fuck me boots, because when they were called fuck me boots, it was a pre-social media era where you needed slutty outfits to decipher who was down to fuck, but now it seems like everyone is down to fuck…from the girl in sneakers, to heels, to thigh high boots, who gives a fuck, it’s the porn generation, let’s do anal on the first date…without a condom because bitch grew up on porn and that’s just normal…and how it’s done… I don’t think that’s a bad thing…it’s just a sexual revolution…that gets even poor ugly dudes some of the dirtiest sex imaginable… Here she is for Adidas…because with being slutty for social media…and Bieber…comes corporate sponsors… The post Selena Gomez in Fuck Me Boots Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga Titty Slip of the Day

This titty slip of recently engaged, despite being a scary looking creature, Lady Gaga, is being circulated on the internet, in what is not a big deal or even interesting…we’ve seen her tits many times before on her cry for attention hustle that has been her career…a career that has made her rich as fuck, and even landed her a man who despite being not into dudes, I can say is out of her league, but understands that he too needs to leverage his career to get to the top and this is a good way to do it…especially since all actors are gay and she looks like a tranny… All this to say, he made her do the Polar Plunge in Chicago…because his TV show is called Chicago Fire…and seeing her in freezing waters because she was either forced into it, or because it was a good media play is funny….to those of us who don’t care for Gaga, her bullshit yet hugely successful career…and would only care if this video was her drowning… The post Lady Gaga Titty Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga Titty Slip of the Day

This titty slip of recently engaged, despite being a scary looking creature, Lady Gaga, is being circulated on the internet, in what is not a big deal or even interesting…we’ve seen her tits many times before on her cry for attention hustle that has been her career…a career that has made her rich as fuck, and even landed her a man who despite being not into dudes, I can say is out of her league, but understands that he too needs to leverage his career to get to the top and this is a good way to do it…especially since all actors are gay and she looks like a tranny… All this to say, he made her do the Polar Plunge in Chicago…because his TV show is called Chicago Fire…and seeing her in freezing waters because she was either forced into it, or because it was a good media play is funny….to those of us who don’t care for Gaga, her bullshit yet hugely successful career…and would only care if this video was her drowning… The post Lady Gaga Titty Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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