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Candice Swanepoel Baby Maker of the Day

Posted on January 9, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Candice Swanepoel obviously likes cum up inside her, girl just can’t help but be pregnant, she got off that birth control when she realized she’d still have a career at Victoria’s Secret, or maybe they can’t fire these girls now thanks to the nature of the patriarchy, knowing she could turn on them and call them out for singling her out for loving cum inside her, and being pregnant as that’s not what bikini models are hired for… She just had a kid and is already having a second – she like to abuse that vagina hard….it’s like have the stitches from the first one even come out yet, is this one just the leftover from the last one, this is just crazy the world is overpopulated dammit…and here she is having 100 fucking kids.. I figure, despite pregnancy being the most unnatural thing ever, even though they tell you it’s the most natural thing ever, is porn to some people, mainly those who never got a girl knocked up and wish nothing more than having a child to carry their name and legacy…not porn to me, it’s weird to me, especially in a bikini but if Candice wants to clickbait for the paparazzi who am I to ignore it… It’s so creepy, because she’s fitness model pregnancy, so she only gains weight in her gunt and it’s freaking me out…aren’t prengnat women supposed to be tanks…this one is so skinny I can see the baby crawling around up inside her…the ass looks solid though… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel Baby Maker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kim Kardashian for Ad Week of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kim Kardashian is a serious business, which is almost a joke in and of itself, but maybe it is more representative of where we are as a species…it’s like latch onto someone you grew up with in LA because you were both rich who was famous for doing nothing because of her last name that people could relate to because they spent many middle of the road vacations at the Hilton….leverage that into a porno tape that spun into a Ryan Seacrest produced TV show…thanks to the right managment and PR team…stay as compelling as possible so people buy into your shit…then peddle fucking shit…that comes your way..making you a shameless self promotor…turned billionaire… I mean, whether she’s a genius, or it is just that easy, with a “when you’re in, you’re in, and people will just throw money at you, while they world buys whatever you’re selling”…she still managed to pull it off…and here she is in Ad Week, because that’s all she really is…one giant ad…selling garabge people are buying…or as I like to call her…the infomercial with the dumbest ass… Here are some Kim Kardashian Close Enoughs….because she is a movement…a horrible, painful bowel movement…but still a movement… The post Kim Kardashian for Ad Week of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift and Jaime King Lesbian Baby of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift is celebrating the second recent pregnancy of some chick named Jaime King…I guess they are friends, or maybe she’s a surrogate hosting Taylor’s clone…because she’s the kind of ego that feels she needs a clone…aliens…right… My inside Taylor Swift scoop is that my friend was at a bar in LA this weekend and he was kicked out of his table because Taylor Swift was rolling through, and despite being lame as fuck, Taylor Swift gets prioritized in venues, because she’s Taylor Swift and no one throws shit at her for being a scam, instead they are all impressed by her hustle or scam…that’s LA… If there wasn’t fame and celebrity involved, and if she was just the weirdo girl in your high school singing love songs after fucking everyone in the high school…she probably would be a little more bullied…but when you throw money and fame into the mix…everyone shits themselves when they see her, even though it is all artificial lies.. Either way, here she is sucking and worshiping the pregnant belly, possibly for its youthful powers..I saw Rosemary’s Baby, I know how it is…like some kind lesbian marriage making babies…who knows…it is erotic… The post Taylor Swift and Jaime King Lesbian Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift and Jaime King Lesbian Baby of the Day

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift is celebrating the second recent pregnancy of some chick named Jaime King…I guess they are friends, or maybe she’s a surrogate hosting Taylor’s clone…because she’s the kind of ego that feels she needs a clone…aliens…right… My inside Taylor Swift scoop is that my friend was at a bar in LA this weekend and he was kicked out of his table because Taylor Swift was rolling through, and despite being lame as fuck, Taylor Swift gets prioritized in venues, because she’s Taylor Swift and no one throws shit at her for being a scam, instead they are all impressed by her hustle or scam…that’s LA… If there wasn’t fame and celebrity involved, and if she was just the weirdo girl in your high school singing love songs after fucking everyone in the high school…she probably would be a little more bullied…but when you throw money and fame into the mix…everyone shits themselves when they see her, even though it is all artificial lies.. Either way, here she is sucking and worshiping the pregnant belly, possibly for its youthful powers..I saw Rosemary’s Baby, I know how it is…like some kind lesbian marriage making babies…who knows…it is erotic… The post Taylor Swift and Jaime King Lesbian Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Justin Bieber: Stalking Selena Gomez? Jealous of Cara Delevingne?!

Posted on July 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne  are BFFs these days, and they just spent about a week straight partying in Italy for Selena’s 22nd birthday. Cara’s been known to cause some trouble, but based on photos we’ve seen, the whole trip seemed pretty innocent. After all, who could have a problem with a newly single young woman celebrating her birthday with her new bestie? Justin Bieber, that’s who. Justin and Selena got back together last month and just as everyone suspected, they were broken up again before the tabloids even had time to print the story. Shortly thereafter, Selena began hanging out with Cara, who is bisexual and recently broke up with Michelle Rodriguez . Well apparently, Justin’s imagination has been running wild with thoughts of what Cara and Selena might be up to behind closed doors, and not in a good way: Sources say Justin has been doing everything in his power to keep tabs on Calena, including drunk-dialing Cara and demanding information. “Justin has called Cara on more than one occasion wanting to know what’s going on,” says the insider. “It’s been clear that he’s had a drink beforehand, too.” Sadly, the source says that Justin’s suspicions are unfounded, and there’s nothing going on between the newly single gal pals. “She’s just having friend with a new friend,” says the insider. Hot girl-on-girl action that would also piss off Bieber? We should be so lucky.  24 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Punched 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool.

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27 Absurdly Awkward Pregnancy Photos That Make You Wonder How the Kids Turned Out

Posted on July 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Many people believe nothing is more magical than a tasteful portrait of an expectant mother’s pregnant belly, and we are not here to argue with those people. Those people just aren’t talking about these 27 photos. “What were they thinking?” is the stock response to these epic pictures of people who took the excitement of their impending arrival to disturbing levels. How and why these awkward shots made it to the web, we have no idea. But they will make you cringe, scratch your head, and smile with a blend of joy, bewilderment and gratitude. Because they’re not yours. You can always be thankful for that fact. Like the 37 best photos of people at Walmart , this gallery will simultaneously have you laughing out loud and questioning the very future of humanity itself: 27 Awkwardest Pregnancy Pictures Ever 1. Pumping Her Up There was likely some pumping of a different sort involved between these two a few months prior.

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Kate Middleton Pregnancy Announcement: Best of Celebrity Twitter Reactions

Posted on December 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Christmas came early! The ” Kate Middleton pregnant !” gossip was actually true … or at least lucky. She’s officially expecting, the palace announced Monday. With speculation regarding when Prince William and his wife would start a family building from the instant they got married (April 2011), Twitter predictably went nuts. Read some of the best celebrity reactions to the official announcement below: President Barack Obama: We extend our congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on the welcome news out of London that they are having their first child. Prime Minister David Cameron: I’m delighted by the news that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting a baby. They will make wonderful parents. Kim Kardashian: Aww so cute! Congrats!!! Khloe Kardashian Odom: Congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge!! A royal baby!!! 🙂 awwww so sweet Maria Shriver: Wonderful news for Prince William & Kate Middleton. Kate has Hyperemesis. Had that with my last child. Not fun at all. Hang in there, Kate. Richard Branson: Congrats to Kate & Will on expecting your first child. The happiest day of your life to look forward to! Chrissy Teigen: AWWWW DUCHESS KATE AWWWWWWW SERIOUS AWWWWWWWW I’m not joking I’m seriously happy ew wtf Katherine Jenkins: What lovely news!! Congratulations to the Duke & Duchess of Cambridge!! #PitterPatter Brooklyn Decker: A ROYAL BABY…I hope Royal Baby and Blue Ivy Carter become best friends. Ivanka Trump: A royal baby is on the way for #KateMiddleton and Prince William! lovely! #royalbaby Damon Lindelof: “KATE MIDDLETON’S UNBORN CHILD SHALL SAVE US FROM THE FISCAL CLIFF!!!” – My Cardboard Sign Today Piers Morgan: Congratulations to every magazine editor for calling Kate Middleton’s pregnancy – especially those who did covers on it 11 months ago. Josh Malina: I hope it gets Kate’s hair. Estelle: Beautiful. Congrats will and Kate. Cheryl Cole: I’m sooooooo excited that we’re having a royal baby!!!! Congratulations to Kate and Wills!!!!!! Ryan Seacrest: Will and Kate +1.

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Tony Parker, Tim Duncan Hold Guns to NBA Ref’s Head in Halloween Party Photo

Posted on December 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In a photo the San Antonio Spurs probably wish didn’t leak, Tony Parker and Tim Duncan can be seen at a Halloween party with someone dressed as referee nemesis Joey Crawford. They are holding their toy guns to “Crawford’s” head. Given the Spurs’ recent controversy – they were fined $250,000 for sitting Duncan, Parker and two other stars against the Heat Thursday – the timing is less than great. It’s unclear how or when the picture ended up on Reddit, but wow. Duncan and Parker holding guns to the head of someone dressed as an NBA official? Hilarious as Halloween costumes go, but David Stern is likely to have an aneurysm. We see another DNP in their future … involuntary this time. Incidentally, Duncan appears to be The Punisher, and Parker’s eye patch is a nice touch, considering the injury he suffered in last spring’s Chris Brown-Drake fight .

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Kate Gosselin Owns Jon, Gets Christmas With the Kids

Posted on December 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jon Gosselin won’t be seeing his kids on Christmas, because according to mother Kate Gosselin, the kids are now old enough to choose – and THEY CHOSE HER! “They’re at the age now where we ask them,” Kate told omg! Yahoo. “So they basically dictate it and they want to be home Christmas and the days surrounding it.” Kate, 37, has primary custody of their eight offspring, but the kids have typically spent Christmas Eve with Jon Gosselin and then Christmas Day with her. Not the case here in 2012. No word on what Kate, who was recently offered a nude TV show , plans on getting the kids this year, or whether her nemesis Robert Hoffman will be attending. Choose your side :   Team Jon! Team Kate! Team Shut the Heck Up! View Poll »

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Amber Rose Baby Bump: Exposed on Twitter!

Posted on December 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amber Rose is pregnant – and not shy. The ex-girlfriend of Kanye West has exposed her baby bump once again to the world, Tweeting a couple of very personal photos for followers to see because… well, that’s just what many celebrities do these days. “I swear I have shorts on in this pic but my belly is so big u can’t see them Lol,” Rose included as a caption along with one of these pics, adding of her vegetarian diet: “Escarole & Beans and salad with beets & Russian dressing yumm Thx Mommy #Vegetarian :-).” Along those lines, may we recommend a Potato Gnocchi recipe ? And may we beg of you, Amber: Please do not Tweet us a photo of your baby being born. Really. It isn’t necessary.

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