Here is Lindsey Vonn cropping her face out of her bikini selfie because she knows that her fit athlete body is more magical when her aging face doesn’t get in the fucking way of things…and I like staring at her crotch as her one piece jacks up in what looks like a barbie doll mound, no camel toe, it must be her fit as fuck pelvic floor, from all that squeezing her pussy together that we all know is hardly a EMPTY Holeless mound, because she only fucks black dudes…they hit the SPOT…. She is USA, she is the AMmerican Dream…and this is her body. The post Team USA Lindsey Vonn in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Selena Gomez and Cara Delevingne are BFFs these days, and they just spent about a week straight partying in Italy for Selena’s 22nd birthday. Cara’s been known to cause some trouble, but based on photos we’ve seen, the whole trip seemed pretty innocent. After all, who could have a problem with a newly single young woman celebrating her birthday with her new bestie? Justin Bieber, that’s who. Justin and Selena got back together last month and just as everyone suspected, they were broken up again before the tabloids even had time to print the story. Shortly thereafter, Selena began hanging out with Cara, who is bisexual and recently broke up with Michelle Rodriguez . Well apparently, Justin’s imagination has been running wild with thoughts of what Cara and Selena might be up to behind closed doors, and not in a good way: Sources say Justin has been doing everything in his power to keep tabs on Calena, including drunk-dialing Cara and demanding information. “Justin has called Cara on more than one occasion wanting to know what’s going on,” says the insider. “It’s been clear that he’s had a drink beforehand, too.” Sadly, the source says that Justin’s suspicions are unfounded, and there’s nothing going on between the newly single gal pals. “She’s just having friend with a new friend,” says the insider. Hot girl-on-girl action that would also piss off Bieber? We should be so lucky. 24 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Punched 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool.
Many people believe nothing is more magical than a tasteful portrait of an expectant mother’s pregnant belly, and we are not here to argue with those people. Those people just aren’t talking about these 27 photos. “What were they thinking?” is the stock response to these epic pictures of people who took the excitement of their impending arrival to disturbing levels. How and why these awkward shots made it to the web, we have no idea. But they will make you cringe, scratch your head, and smile with a blend of joy, bewilderment and gratitude. Because they’re not yours. You can always be thankful for that fact. Like the 37 best photos of people at Walmart , this gallery will simultaneously have you laughing out loud and questioning the very future of humanity itself: 27 Awkwardest Pregnancy Pictures Ever 1. Pumping Her Up There was likely some pumping of a different sort involved between these two a few months prior.
