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Taylor Swift’s New Titty Side Profile of the Day

Taylor Swift’s got some tits…. I wonder how that happened for her, or why that happened for her, maybe she got into eating fast food or hormones in her food, or maybe she finally hit puberty….but I like to think she’s an emotionally stunted terrorist who in her sexual deviance she sings about as dumb songs about childish schoolyard love – since it’s marketable….she’s actually into very ADULT sex and party of that is growing out some tits….at the plastic surgeon’s office to feel as sexy as her model friends or the porn she’s addicted because tits are back in style, guys like tits and all the models have tits…so peer pressure trying to fit in by not fitting into her bra…has to be what this is about… Good tits are only 10,000 dollars. Taylor Swift made 175 million dollars last year, which is probably more that 175 million dollars, which is about 500,000 dollars a day, but you have to factor in money she’s made off all her previous years, which is a lot of dollars the last 6 years….probably over 500 million that at 10 percent ROI is another 50 million a year….what I’m saying is bitch can afford tits…so she’s likely got tits…because her whole backstory is whore and everyone knows anyone who isn’t a cancer survivor getting tits is a whore..at least according to me as I stare at their tits….thinking the only reason they got those tits was to make dudes cum faster…good girl.. They are all trying to brainwash us…devil women… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s New Titty Side Profile of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day

Natalie Imbruglia is not lying naked on the floor…is the only thing you can really say about Natalie Imbruglia, as a one hit wonder – that’s all the world knows of her – not that she gives a fuck, that was the era of cashing the fuck in in the music industry and that song has carried her to the riches….around the world…a life of luxury and able to retire at 27…. She’s 41 years old and has been fucked by David Schwimmer, which is terrifying..but I guess in the 90s when she mattered, he was on friends and that alone made him matter…it was his one hit wonder in his own right – giving them something to discuss and people who fucked the system… I don’t remember ever fantasizing about her laying naked on the floor song, but I remember her being cute and at 41…she’s looking pretty fucking awesome substantial…. I know, Australian women are hot, until they turn 25 and dry up into some shrivelled raisin white trash thanks to the hole in the ozone layer…I guess she hid inside on her pile of money….but at 41, maybe the only thing trying up is her fertility….and with a body like that…menopause is a hot concept, the contraceptive that is normally not of champions – but rather old bitter married people… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Titty Slip of the Day

Lindsay Lohan looks so young and vibrant – considering she’s 100 years old…or feels like she’s a hundred years old…or has lived the life of a hundred year old at least in terms with how many dicks she’s and in her….it would take a normal person with the sex habits of a college frat boy 100 years to pull off those numbers…that vagina has been seen by millions…and fucked by almost the same amount of people – but not as FUCKED as how her parents FUCKED her.. She’s a lovely creature, even with her jacked up face, that I’d want to jack off on, because I am a Lohan fan…. Her incredible, light nippled breast, is hanging out of her dress, reminding me of the pasty redheaded freckle invisible nipple, tear drop shaped implant that no matter how skinny and near death she is – is great…. She may not be the future, she may be washed up and done, but I am a believer that the Oscar is coming….and in the meantime, lots of 40 year old dudes who used to jerk off to her when she was 16 are cumming, unless they’re more into finding new 16 year olds…like Bella Thorne…which they are… Lohan…is God…and her nipple may just be acne… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Titty Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Biggest Guest at Nicole Richie’s Wedding

Filed under: Nicole Richie , Joel Madden In all likelihood, you have never seen video of an elephant getting cleaned and dressed to go to a wedding — but now you have!!! This lovely creature was spotted outside the wedding of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden , being brushed and fitted with some… Read more

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