We’ve got this thing happening over on instagram called #stepGIRLS, that involve girls of all races, sizes, levels of tattoos, clothed…posing for various photographers…creating what we like to tell the girls is art to lure them in…because girls fucking love art… And today, we did it with a girl named @vanessadaly_ and the pictures were shot by @anothersidewalk_tv and the pictures were to make our friends over at @creepstreet that we got their panties up so close to heaven…that we’ve officially won this round… The post #stepGIRLS VS Creepstreet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
My favorite thing about Anna Spechart, because it is the only thing I know about Anna Spechart, is the name Anna Spechart, because when you say it fast, it sounds like an old Jewish grandmother choking on her chopped liver sandwich, which is what I assume Jewish Grandmother’s eat, because that’s what their Grandmother vaginas smell like… You see, I used to live next to a Jewish deli, and I figured that’s what Jewish Grandmother and everytime I would see the chopped liver in a pile, the smell would hit me and I’d say “if I had to describe what I think Jewish Grandmother pussy smells like, that is definitely what Jewish Grandmother pussy smells like”…but I haven’t had the chance to experience it, because Jewish Grandmother’s don’t really put out… All this to say, Anna Spechart, is in a lingerie campaign, that may make you Spechart if you’re a 65 year old who still has a sex drive, that isn’t desensitized by internet porn.. Because I know the 16 year old boys who in my era were the demographic to jerk off to bikini catalog pics are saying to themselves “where’s the butt plug insertion?”…. Here are those pics anyway… The post Anna Spechart for Barney’s of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There was a time – when Isabeli Fontana was an underage lingerie model from Brazil, who booked a Victoria’s secret campaign, a dream for all models, before ever graduating from high school, or even before having a driver’s license…yet Victoria’s Secret, never went to jail for this underage lingerie shoots…either did their photographers…since like Disney before them, they’ve been able to beat the legal system when it comes to these things…Sex Offending and inappropriate photoshoots with teen girls, is for poor people…. She’s been in the scene forever…because she is no longer that 16 year old lingerie model from Brazil getting naked for predatorial corporations…in fact she has a bunch of kids….with what I assume are rich people…and she was even engaged to a black man…who was one of Bob Marley’s son…scandalous… Now she’s still mdoeling, and I think she’s fucking amazing, but I always have, so ere she is in Harper’s Bazaar… Not naked, not exciting, but still Isabeli Fontana and sometimes that’s enough…. The post Isabeli Fontana for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
