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The Willis Sisters Bathe Together of the Day

This is Tallulah, Rumer and Scout Willis, the produce of Bruce and Demi not having an abortion…and together, tehy take baths together, in what would be a sister fetish to all of us perverts, because we like the idea of sisters fucking each other, but that is a little too scaled down, hipster, artist, that looks like it smells… I’d prefer these plastic surgery ridden weridos who play hipster artist to be actually showing off and comparing their cunts, because that interests me, you know genetics, rather than their weird DEMI MOORE faces…but you can’t always get what you want I guess…but we got this…Christmas Card shit….weirdos…but I guess it’s kinda great…even though I think statistically, or logically, RUMER probably took a shit in the pool. The post The Willis Sisters Bathe Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ireland Baldwin – Nude Shoot of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is magical in what I would assume is the least magical way to be magical…but she’s topless which is nice… She’s the broken down daughter of the famous Baldwin and Kim Bassinger, that’s huge, and so is Ireland, coming in at 6 feet 190 pounds… She first came to fame when her dad was shit talking her calling her a pig on a voicemail…and now she’s become a pig in life… She was quick to Instagram, pre Hadid fame, and people were digging her cali surf vibes before she because a lesbian goth cutter in rehab..very weird… But now she’s busted out the tits, and tits, are never weird…even if their intention is a bit off…they are still tit and we like tit….young, rich, famous, monster tit. I think I’m in love. Here’s her cousin, who stole her potential existence as a model, by leveraging her name, without having the breakdowns and freak outs and the whole thing…is massively weird….but not as weird as Hailey Baldwin’s face injected face… The post Ireland Baldwin – Nude Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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OMG…..Rita Ora Has Nipples….of the Day

If you’re wondering who or what Rita Ora is or where and why she exists…she’s made a point of sending out this reminder to the world…in “I have tits, tits with nipples, tits with nipples that producers and executives fucking love, tits with nipples that DJs and producers and even a Kardashian loved, tits with nipples that want to be Rihanna so bad – they pretend to be Rihanna but aren’t Rihanna, despite being tits that are better than Rihanna’s because tits may make a girl who has nothing to offer but tits don’t just make a girl, there are many great tits out there that we like to look at but that are just great tits, not all great tits are superstars…even if their tits in and of themselves are..”… I don’t know why I find Rita Ora a bottom feeder, but I wouldn’t mind feeding off her bottom…probably high in nutrients… The post OMG…..Rita Ora Has Nipples….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Dobrev in Interview Magazine of the Day

Nina Dobrev is in Interview magazine, because I guess people care about what she has to say… I think she’s a Canadian from a show called Vampire Diaries who has turned her back on Canada to become Hollywood and pretend she’s not Canadian, since she’s brown and they can pretend she’s a Mexican American and Mexican Americans are the majority, and will thus make her famous…because they love supporting their own…even if their own are in shitty shows, are Jessica Alba…who pretends she’s not Mexican…or J.Lo…who is Puerto Rican, but bitch will exploit any culture for a dollar… Or she is from Glee….and now she’s in a bra top in a magazine…fascinating… The post Nina Dobrev in Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret’s Swim Book of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is one of the most played out brands to ever exist, however, they do bikinis and lingerie, and the cast pretty decent babes to model those bikinis and lingerie, even if the babes they cast are garbage people like Behati Prinsloo, who marry people like Adam Levine…and even if their styling is boring, their pictures are safe, and a total misuse of these immigrant women who are begging to be exploited not celebrated….but they are still bikini pictures…on girls who should give everyday girls a complex about not being hot enough, so that they buy their bullshit products to live the fantasy, even if they are a XXL, for their husbands that wish that their wives were these girls…because a complex, where women feel inadequate, usually increases my chances of having sex…and we like when that happens….at least I do.

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Hipster BFFs by Stefano Galli for C-Heads of the Day

I like hipster girls when they come in two, even if their whole philosophy is to be the individual thinking hipster, who doesn’t realize that that statement alone is just them being all the fucking same. They were shot by @ste_galli and they are lovely.

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Hipster BFFs by Stefano Galli for C-Heads of the Day

Kris Jenner is Showcases the Flaw in Social Media of the Day

The flaw in social media is that a devil hooker who sells her kids off for her own personal gold digging fame….can post half naked bikini pics of herself…even if it is something no one really wants to see because she is the vagina that shat out some of the worst fucking humans to grace the earth…even if their pay check tells a different story… Now that’s not to say she looks bad for a 100 year old…I mean it’s just to say that I would totally K-Fed her if that damn menopause wasn’t standing int he way…. Remember…this is either photoshopped or proof that she’s a demon sent from hell trying to win us over… Stop masturbating to this…seriously…it’s weird….

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Joanna Krupa Topless Tanning of the Day

I don’t know if these pics are new or old, I just know that they shouldn’t excite you… Firstly, Joanna Krupa is a garbage gold digging bottom feeding slut, and we hate those, even if their cries for attention mean showing the world their tits… Secondly, because Joanna Krupa topless pics from when she was just an aspiring bottom feeding gold digging slut are all over the internet Thirdly, because Krupa’s tits are fake, and any girl with fake tits, even if they are shaped like tits, has the obligation to show the world their purchase, because it’s less about being topless, but more about showing off their new or in Krupa’s case, old purchase…a purchase that has helped her get this far… That’s not to say implants can’t be awesome, it’s just to say they can’t be impressive, because you buy them. I’m posting them anyway, cuz I like tits… She’s Done It Before …

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Eliza Dushku Wishes You a Happy New Year of the Day

That is so nice of her….now if only I could figure out who the fuck Eliza Dushku was….because I think I remember her name for the 90s….but I haven’t heard shit from her since…so it can’t be her…or maybe celebrity babes are like cockroaches…and never die…even if their sex appeal does a little bit with every birthday…but Eliza, seems to have held it together…but I do wish her comeback tour was a sex scandal…cuz I like seeing girls get fucked…call me a pervert…but I just think that’s being human….right??

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Agent Provocateur Lingerie Show of the Day

Everyone freaks out about the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that has been consistently boring as fuck the last fucking decade….when there are so many more exciting lingerie brands out there that actually make shit happen….like Agent Provocateur…run by the son of Sex Pistol manager Malcolm Maclaren and Vivienne Westwood, parents who were pretty fucking edgy people in their own right…paving the way for him to make fucking moves that are far more interesting than some midwestern American brand that is conscious of the church and not ruffling any fucking feathers…all to just get men to buy their wives a little something to make everyone feel sexy…in the most wholesome Christian way… They had a fashion show last week, that I wasn’t invited to, but I got the video and figure I’ll post it for you, cuz this is more fun than the shit Victoria’s Secret is doing next week….even if their headlining performer is….Justin Bieber….Seriously…Justin fucking Bieber…I was going to write that as a joke…to prove how much of a joke Victoria’s Secret is…but they actually have him booked…wow…

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Agent Provocateur Lingerie Show of the Day