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OMG…..Rita Ora Has Nipples….of the Day

If you’re wondering who or what Rita Ora is or where and why she exists…she’s made a point of sending out this reminder to the world…in “I have tits, tits with nipples, tits with nipples that producers and executives fucking love, tits with nipples that DJs and producers and even a Kardashian loved, tits with nipples that want to be Rihanna so bad – they pretend to be Rihanna but aren’t Rihanna, despite being tits that are better than Rihanna’s because tits may make a girl who has nothing to offer but tits don’t just make a girl, there are many great tits out there that we like to look at but that are just great tits, not all great tits are superstars…even if their tits in and of themselves are..”… I don’t know why I find Rita Ora a bottom feeder, but I wouldn’t mind feeding off her bottom…probably high in nutrients… The post OMG…..Rita Ora Has Nipples….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Serious, Probably High Katy Perry Fan of the Day

Here’s Katy Perry mocking ore dealing with one of her fans who Katy assumes is on MDMA, losing her fucking shit, because the fan is losing her fucking shit, as she can’t stop grabbing at Katy Perry and kissing Katy Perry…because I guess Katy Perry doesn’t really believe in liking being kissed by a girl univited…that’s rape…but luckily for Raiiaiaiae, she’s not a boy, because if she was she’d be charged for rape….but since she’s a girl…everyone can giggle…. I guess the Kissed a Girl shit is just a song…or maybe she’s just trying to deal with the high as fuck fan….memories of her days as a raver… Either way, I’m slow on this video, these things happen when I spend my days not caring about what Katy Perry and her big tits are up to… Here she is being funny because she’s a joker…living solid. A video posted by KATY PERRY (@katyperry) on Sep 25, 2015 at 3:36pm PDT The post The Serious, Probably High Katy Perry Fan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tamara Mellon’s High Maintenance Old Rich Pretentious Body in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Tamara Mellon and she works in fashion…She’s older, superficial, rich, probably high maintenance, annoying and pretentious….you know acting like a gay dude, but rocking a cunt that so much cock has been inside cuz she wanted to be the girl in Sex in the City, but more importantly, cuz you don’t get a billion dollar clothing/shoe company called Jimmy Choo by not sucking and fucking dick….and the good news is that in her vanity and possibly drug addiction, drive and eating disorder in her glamourous life have kept her skinny….surrounded by models and being a uppity cunt helps with that….. Here are the pics of her hot 50 year old body.

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Karissa Shannon Does It Again

Karissa Shannon is at it again, pretending to stand completely casual next to a fancy car, putting on her make up, not staging these pictures, look away, nothing to see here. Until, that is, she decides to bend over in her tiny short shorts and pick something out of the front seat. Well played madam, well played. I know this chick is a moron and everything, but there’s something about her that I like…. If I had to guess, I think it would have something to do with her incredible body and slutty little outfits.

Julianne Hough In Her Sweet Jumpsuit

I wouldn’t say that I’m a huge fan of the one piece jumpsuit, but I have to admit that I’m kinda liking these shots of Julianne Hough in hers. Here she is at that Coca-Cola awards show, or whatever it is, looking pretty damn sexy. She looks like she could probably high kick an apple off someone’s head or do the splits across a couple of chairs. Either way, hot.