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Jordana Brewster is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day

Jordana Brewster is skinny…and I like it….more girls should starve themselves especially in this body positive era. Skinny is more rare, more premium, more erotic…. Jordana Brewster was a teen soap star in the 90s, which means at least one of you jerked off to her when you called in sick, took the day off school, or was on disability because you’re a retard…and soap opera’s were your porn…it was 1995…and dial-up internet was annoying with the slow loading pictures and no videos… Since then she’s turned 37… She’s best known for being in every Fast & Furious movie…I’ve never seen any, but I know people, usually the worst fucking people love those movies, and when they take a minute away from jerking off to PAUL WALKER and VIN DIESEL…this pussy makes the experience more hetero…like the time I found out someone I know gave Vin a blowjob, a girl, which debunked all the gay assumptions I hate about it…straight for PAY…cuz you can’t be a terrible acting action star who makes billions if you’re an out of the closet homo..all the jacked up steroid frat boys who love him would be confused…. This isn’t about them..it’s about an old lady like Jordana Brewster…surviving, thriving,striving, in a bikini to help promote their new installment…. I call this – not quite menopausal, at her sexual prime, but probably not getting her period thanks to starvation…which means no unwanted pregancy, not that you can relate to that. Your dream is to have a woman let you knock her up so that you have something more than your empty life and so that you are never alone. HOT. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jordana Brewster is Skinny in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hollywood Xposed: Week of July 27

Gorgeous Naked News anchor Isabella Rossini is back to bring us the latest, greatest, and nakedest news from Tinseltown. See the best of Jordana Brewster , Cobie Smulders and more on this week’s edition of Hollywood XPosed !

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89-Year-Old Tells Dirty Joke

I’ll never get bored of listening to old dudes tell dirty joke. Continue reading

Jordana Brewster Works It Good At The Furious 7 Premiere

Here’s Jordana Brewster at the Furious 7 premiere in LA and I was thinking, I know they’ve done a lot of crazy sh*t in these movies, like dragging a bank vault through Rio, driving a car through a plane, all that crap. But I’m still waiting for them to finally do the craziest stunt of all: having Jordana ride a blogger. Hmm, you’re right. That’s probably way too unbelievable. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jordana Brewster Works It Good At The Furious 7 Premiere

Here’s Jordana Brewster at the Furious 7 premiere in LA and I was thinking, I know they’ve done a lot of crazy sh*t in these movies, like dragging a bank vault through Rio, driving a car through a plane, all that crap. But I’m still waiting for them to finally do the craziest stunt of all: having Jordana ride a blogger. Hmm, you’re right. That’s probably way too unbelievable. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Cristina De Pin Works It On The Beach

This perfect bikini body you’re currently drooling over apparently belongs to Cristina De Pin , an Italian model/actress who’s married to some Italian soccer player according to my sources. I don’t know what it is about these guys that they always seem to have the hottest wives, but after all the crazy-hot soccer WAGs we’ve been seeing lately, all I know is I definitely picked the wrong profession. Hmm, is it too late to change careers and become a world-famous soccer player? Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Jordana Brewster Does The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Jordana Brewster isn’t exactly stacked in the funbag department, and she doesn’t do bikini yoga in the park, or “accidentally” bump into the paps leaving the gym in short shorts three times a week. So she doesn’t get nearly as much play on this site as some of the other hotties out there. But that doesn’t mean she can’t still deliver the goods, like she’s doing at the  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles LA premiere here. So enjoy the rare treat, and if Jordana wants, I’m sure we can figure out other ways to get her on the site more. I’m thinking weekly lingerie selfies, but a sex tape works too. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jordana Brewster Does The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Jordana Brewster isn’t exactly stacked in the funbag department, and she doesn’t do bikini yoga in the park, or “accidentally” bump into the paps leaving the gym in short shorts three times a week. So she doesn’t get nearly as much play on this site as some of the other hotties out there. But that doesn’t mean she can’t still deliver the goods, like she’s doing at the  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles LA premiere here. So enjoy the rare treat, and if Jordana wants, I’m sure we can figure out other ways to get her on the site more. I’m thinking weekly lingerie selfies, but a sex tape works too. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Jordana Brewster’s Booty In Sweet Leggings

I know I’ve liked to make fun of Jordana Brewster and her eyebrows in the past, and after these pictures, I want to apologize to her. Because there’s no excuse for that kind of behavior. I mean, how could I have spent so much time focusing on her eyebrows when I obviously should’ve been focusing on that booty instead? It’s just plain wrong. Anyway, to make it up to her and all of you, enjoy these shots of Jordana in leggings. I know I will. Photos: Fameflynet

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Jordana Brewster for GQ Mexico of the Day

Those fucking mexicans, all lazy and shit, ruining our Fourth of July by stealing our women…and mocking you independence…celebrated along side you while taking your jobs and pretending to be AMerican, even though they don’t have their papers…all rocking’ the flag and shit like they are more American than you..and taking this old as fuck, 33 year old Jordana Brewster Character and getting her topless like this was Fast and the Furious…as if she was one of their own…and it’s kinda fucking lovely to look at…isn’t it…not bad for a granny…is she…

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