Beatrice Bouchard is evidence that Canadian girls can do vapid instagram content just as well as American girls. Especially when they are rich kids, who’s twin sister is a pro tennis player, Eugenie Bouchard who is a legit enough tennis player, who works the tennis circuit like an athlete, but who is inspired by her twin to do more of the IG life, since that is where the real money is…so together…and apart…even though twins are weird and always together…even when apart…especially when they fuck….you know cuz twincest isn’t incest cuz when twins fuck it’s just like masturbation….they were in the fucking womb together…. So when Eugenie is in Florida Training, Beatrice, the hotter one with the fake tits, is in her bikini in Ibiza and doing other socialite on instagram shit, all while having no marketable talent, but tits, half nakedness and followers that advertisers want to reach, which I guess makes it a marketable talent….good hustle. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Beatrice Bouchard Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Who is Simona Krainova and what the hell is she doing posing for this nude photoshoot at 46 years old? I guess it is called being an old Eastern European, who understands the not so subtle art of seducing your audience, diverting them from the real issues, like the fact that she’s 46, with the nudes…. I can’t read her wikipedia because it is in Czech, but I do like knowing that since she is 46 years old, she remembers communism, which makes her a special breed of human, one who has memories of waiting in line for toilet paper, only to not get toilet paper, which likely inspires a real solid work ethic…one that makes doing thing that American girls are too entitled and coddled to do, seem easy…like sex work. That is not to say Americans don’t to sex work, it’s just to say that hot Russians who lived through communism are really trained for the sex work, they have schools for that, Masters Degrees in it… 46 is seemingly far too old for this kind of behavior, but I guess when it is your life work and you’re not fat about it, you can’t stretch that out a decade longer, but if it wasn’t an Eastern European from communism, it wouldn’t be as good. So here it is. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Simona Krainova Nude Photoshoot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Getty / Getty The Beyhive damn near fainted earlier this week when it was announced that Beyonce ‘s first ever film, Carmen: A Hip Hopera , is heading to Netflix on Saturday, June 1st. It’s hard to believe that the Robert Townsend directed flick came out on MTV almost 20 years ago! Sharing this gem in honor of Carmen: A Hip Hopera coming to @netflix !! @Robert_Townsend talking about @Beyonce ’s audition is everything! pic.twitter.com/AkkH3bJihz — Shondaland (@byshondaland) May 30, 2019 And it was the first time we got to see 19-year old Bey show her acting chops and spit a couple of bars. Hella tours, hella hits, one marriage, and three children later, Beyonce is still snatching our edges with every move she makes. In 2019, she’s revered as one of the greatest performers to ever grace the stage. But in 2001, she was just a teen branching off from her from her budding music career in order to find her voice. And that, she did. Source: Getty / Getty 2001 was a pivotal year in lots of ways for many people. The devastating September 11th terrorist attacks took place in New York City, changing the face of America as we knew it. That same year, the first Ipod was released, and Wikipedia made its online debut. Bill Clinton was leaving office, Hillary Clinton was sworn into senate, while Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake rocked their infamous Denim on Denim couple’s look to the American Music Awards. But besides starring in Carmen, here’s what the Bootylicious Queen Bey was doing in 2001.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…because it’s about as good as I can get when it comes to Isla Fisher…maybe this should even be her WIKIPEDIA page description: Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works. THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
William “Willbilly” Hathaway, a cast member on the National Geographic Channel reality show Wicked Tuna, died on Saturday due to injuries he sustained in a car accident. He was 36 years old. According to local news outlets, Hathaway was involved in a crash in Salisbury, Maryland after he swerved off a remote countryside road into a ditch. WBOC16 says that Maryland State Police received a 911 call from a concerned citizen who drove past a Toyota truck on Old Ocean City Road; the station then received numerous similar calls shortly afterwards. The incident took place around 4 p.m. local time. Hathaway, meanwhile, supposedly called his wife after the accident occurred and said he was alright. However, paramedics quickly arrived at the scene and found the reality star “slumped over the center console,” not breathing. The aforementioned news outlet claims he was taken to Peninsula Regional Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead. Hathaway was allegedly forced off the road and into the ditch when another vehicle cut him off. His airbags reportedly never deployed. In response to this tragedy, friends and loved ones have started a Facebook fundraiser to raise money for Hathaway’s wife and their newborn daughter, Molly. A spokesperson for the Ocean CityFishing Community wrote on the page: “He was an exceptional human being whose passion was the sea. He always brightened the day of anyone he met. His wife and new born baby girl he was most proud of.” “Due to his untimely death we are asking for donations to help them stay on their feet while trying to survive this tragedy.” As of this writing, more than $56,500 of the $250,000 fundraising goal had been reached. Hathaway was part of the fishing crew on the Ocean City-based Foolish Pleasures vessel, which was featured on Wicked Tuna: Outer Banks. The series itself debuted in April of 2012. As detailed by Wikipedia, it “takes viewers into the unrelenting North Atlantic waters infamously spotlighted by the novel-turned-feature film The Perfect Storm.” View Slideshow: The Most Shocking Reality Star Deaths: Gone, But Not Forgotten There, the show “[follows] captains who are relied upon by their families, their shipmates, and by Gloucester itself, to haul in boatloads of the large but elusive bluefin.” Tragically, another Wicked Tuna star lost his life earlier this year. Nicholas Fudge died in July after a lengthy battle with substance abuse. He was only 28 years old. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Died in 2018: In Memoriam We send our condolences to the friends, family members and loved ones of William “Willbilly” Hathaway. May he rest in peace.
Did you guys know that Emmanuelle Chriqui is 42? I can’t believe she’s that old! I was thinking that maybe early 30s or something, but then I checked her Wikipedia and turns out she’s an old bag! A hot old bag. Damn, I don’t know what her secret is, but I’m assuming it has something to do with working out and making a deal with the devil.
Image via Focus on Sport/Getty Manute Bol Wasn’t The Age He Claimed To Be In the past we’ve seen athletes who have lied about their age , but that seems to mostly happen in little league sports where some overly ambitious coach is thirsty to have a star player on his team. We’ve never heard of anything like this. According to a report on ZAGSBLOG , the college scout, Kevin Mackey, who brought the late Manute Bol to the United States to play basketball literally made up the 7’7″ African’s age. “I gave him his birthday because they didn’t know how old he was,” Mackey, now a scout with the Indiana Pacers, told ZAGSBLOG. Mackey goes on to say: “Every athletic door is open at 19, every athletic door is closed when you’re 35,” said Mackey, 71. “He was probably 40, 50 years old when he was playing in the NBA.” Bol’s Wikipedia page lists his birthdate as October 16, 1962, but they couch the assertion with the phrase “he is believed to have been born…”. “[Bol] had no idea of his age and the kid who came over with him didn’t know how old he was,” Mackey said. “No one knew how old he was. There you have it. A lil’ FYI. R.I.P. Manute Bol.
The highlight of my day, and I just woke up, but I already know that this is the highlight of my day, because Lindsay Lohan, despite being forgotten is everything, a goddess, a religious experience, perfect…I mean for all the wrong reasons, but I like it…it feels like home… So she’s living in Dubai, where I guess really rich people offer her the really rich life, without her needing to work, all she has to do is let them either shit on her or hang out with her, because it’s fun to have a child star like Lohan in your harem, it impresses the other rich oil people.. She’s developed some wonky Arab accent, because she’s not from Long Island and she didn’t spend the better part of her life, we’re talking the first 25 years of her life in America…she’s an identity crisis and not quite a good actress in whatever it is she’s saying.. But she put out a suck up video to Weinstein, because she knows i’s good to get on his good side, maybe he’ll hire him… BUT ALSO…that hollywood is bullshit assholes trying to save face and they are all guilty of being sleazy greedy heartless disgusting fucks who stomp all over each other… It’s so easy for the media to get mad, or run with a story, that no one should care about…like reall…he’s the exec for a company that makes movies you like why the fuck do you care about where his dick goes…or what it does….without his dick going those places most of your favorite shitty stars wouldn’t exist… Lohan also asks his wife to stand by him, because it’s Lohan’s place, as if the wife didn’t know what he was up to…I mean this is beyond me – the media spin…clearly designed to distract us from something that actually matters in the world…like maybe World War Three..and other more interesting things.. Hollywood is noise, stop paying attention.. The post Lindsay Lohan and her Crazy Accent Defending Weinstein while Wasted of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican signer, actress, illegal in America trying to steal all your jobs because the border doesn’t have a wall and a nation with no wall is no nation at all…right. I mean, at least that would be the case if she wasn’t this Mexican singer, actress with rockin’ tits, as the immigration, like all things in life are way easier for good looking people…and this one is good looking… She is fatherless, her dad died when she was 12, which opens up some daddy issues that could be nice, at least based on her cleavage…from her Wikipedia she says that she suffered from compulsive overeating as a result of her father’s death…I like childhood trauma in people, but mainly if the trauma leads to overeating that leads to tits like this…you know…I dig it. More fathers of budding young hot chicks should die…you know to help shape them into the stars they are today.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PCIS CLICK HERE The post Eiza Gonzalez Good Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
According to Wikipedia, “Raël separated from wife Lisa Sunagawa {profiled in the prior post} in 1992”—though no cause was given and their clandestine marriage hadn’t even been acknowledged. … read more
