I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…because it’s about as good as I can get when it comes to Isla Fisher…maybe this should even be her WIKIPEDIA page description: Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works. THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Isla Fisher is riding her husband and baby daddy’s revival…taking his Ali G approach to the world that made him famous and applying it to the Make America Great movement, to either mock hick weirdos and left wing weirdos alike…because the world, at least based on social media is ridiculous as fuck and I Sacha Baron Cohen likes to troll…and I think he’s pretty great at it…solid parody….coming into your country and making you all look like fools… The interesting thing about Isla Fisher is that she’s been with him since 2002….the other interesting thing is that she converted to be Jewish to be with him…he must have a large dick…or she must like his jokes…or maybe he’s just trolled her using his intelligence and trapped her into making him a few kids…. She said: “I will definitely have a Jewish wedding just to be with Sacha. I would do anything—move into any religion—to be united in marriage with him. We have a future together and religion comes second to love as far as we are concerned.” Here she is in a bikini for you Scooby Doo fans, becasue I think that’s all she’s done…but what do I know about submissive gingers in their 40s…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Isla Fisher Slutty Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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WENN Derek Fisher Charged With Two Counts Of DUI For June 4th Crash On June 4th, Derek Fisher was arrested after he lost control of a Cadillac Escalade, flipping the vehicle at 3AM on the 101 Freeway in Los Angeles. His girlfriend Gloria Govan was in the passenger seat, but neither of them nor anyone else was injured in the accident. Luckily the car had an OnStar system that connected them to highway patrol within seconds, and audio shows Gloria letting them know everything is fine. Not so surprisingly, this crash happened because Fisher was driving while smaaaackkkeddd. He was charged with two counts of DUI for this incident and if convicted, could face up to 6 months in jail–however, this is Fisher’s first offense, so he likely wont even make it behind bars. These two got very lucky to experience such an intense crash and be able to walk away from the scene scratch-free, though the Escalade can’t say the same. Fisher has since been seen out and about in LA and is adamant that he will never make this kind of mistake again.
During a special 40th anniversary celebration in honor of the Star Wars saga this morning, Billie Lourd got up on stage in Orlando and delivered a powerful speech about her mom. While dressed as Princess Leia. The event – attended by such stars as Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill and director George Lucas – was billed as a look back at various stories and memories related to the beloved franchise. But it was a panel was dedicated to the late Carrie Fisher that drew the most attention. Especially afterward, once word of Lourd’s speech spread across the Internet. Fisher, of course, portrayed Leia in multiple Star Wars movies. She died of a heart attack at the age of 60 in late December, a stunning and sad development that continues to affect all her knew her well. “She could hold her own against anything,” Lucas said of Fisher this morning. “She wore a dress through the whole thing, but she was the toughest one of the group. And that’s the key to Carrie being able to play that part. It was a hard part to play, and she pulled it off brilliantly. “And it really shows the level of her talent. And at the same time, she was fun to be with.” Incredibly (and tragically), Fisher’s famous mother, actress Debbie Reynolds, died one day after her daughter. The two were honored together last month in a public memorial service. “There are not many people like her, one in a billion. We’ll all love her forever and ever,” Lucas added. And then Lourd was called on to say a few words. “My mom used to say she never knew where Princess Leia ended and Carrie Fisher began,”said Lourd, donning a dress that paid homage to her mother’s Leia costume. “She was imperfect in many ways, but her imperfections and willingness to speak about them are what made her more than perfect.” Continued the young actress, speaking to a sold-out crowd: “She taught me three important things. One thing all mothers should teach their daughters.” Lourd then recited Leia’s legendary “help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi” monologue: Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I am unable to present my father’s request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack and I’m afraid my mission to bring you to Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope. Concluded Lourd: “I learned by knowing her that the the most evolved person is seemingly a contradiction: “They’re both the strongest and the most vulnerable person in the room. And that was her. That is Leia. Thank you for loving her and carrying on what she stands for. I am beyond grateful.” Since her mother’s unexpected passing, Lourd has made various statements on social media and shared a couple precious throwback photos. “Receiving all of your prayers and kind words over the past week has given me strength during a time I thought strength could not exist,” she wrote on January 2, breaking her silence over losing both her mother and grandmother. She added of Reynolds and Fisher: “There are no words to express how much I will miss my Abadaba and my own and only Momby. “Your love and support means the world to me.” View Slideshow: Carrie Fisher: Mourned, Honored by Hollywood Out of respect for Fisher and her family, we’ve transcribed Lourd’s entire speech below: My mom used to say she never knew where princess Leia ended and Carrie Fisher began. She went from being an unknown actress, the daughter of Debbie Reynolds and Eddie Fisher, to Princess Leia — a character synonymous with the idea of the ultimate strong woman. A soldier. A fighter. A beyond-capable, independent, sensible woman in control of her own destiny. A rebel who resisted the norm. She was imperfect in many ways, but her imperfections and willingness to speak about them are what made her more than perfect. My mom, like Leia, was never afraid to speak her mind and say things that might have made most people uncomfortable – but not me, and not you. That is why she loved you, because you accepted and embraced all of her; the strong soldier of a woman she was, and also the vulnerable side of her, who often openly fought her own dark side, knowing early on that we all have a dark side of our own, whatever it may be. But she knew it wasn’t about the fight you were fighting, but how you fought it; the way you resisted. No one could have known what this once-little dream of a movie would eventually become, what it would be to millions worldwide, mostly not her. But in our world, Star Wars ultimately became a religion, our family, and a way of life. And I wanted to be here with all of you because I know that many of you feel the same way. When she surrounded herself with fans at celebrations like this, she never felt more at home. She could spend hours talking to people and learning about their lives, and how Star Wars and Leia touched them in the same way it touched us. If left to her own devices, she would have always been the last person to leave at a convention center, having met and shared a Carrie moment with every single person there. Nothing about her was a performance. She loved you, she loved these movies, she loved the people she got to make them with, and she loved this incredible character she got to create — this force called Leia. She taught me three important things: one thing all mothers should teach their daughters. Secondly, she taught me that if life isn’t funny, then it’s just true, and that is unacceptable. And finally, I learned by knowing her that the most evolved person is seemingly a contradiction: They’re both the strongest and the most vulnerable person in the room. And that was her. That is Leia. Thank you for loving her and carrying on what she stands for. I am beyond grateful.
When they began following Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds with a camera back in April 2014, documentarians and real-life partners Fisher Stevens and Alexis Bloom had no way of knowing that they’d be capturing the last years of both women’s lives. At the time, the project had a single mission, pioneered by Fisher herself: To… Read more »
Carrie Fishers Ashes Were Placed In A Prozac-Shaped Urn After Cremation The gag is … Carrie Fisher was known to have a have a unique sense of humor. She was also known as someone who was openly suffering with bipolar disorder. So it only make sense that upon her death, she be cremated and scooped into an urn…that is shaped like a Prozac pill. According to E!Online Carrie and her mother, Debbie Reynolds, were both laid to rest simultaneously at an Hollyweird Hills cemetery on Friday morning. At the funeral, Carrie’s brother Todd Fisher arrived carrying a huge white and green Prozac pill that held his sister’s ashes. Like we said, very fitting. Images via Splash/WENN
It’s been almost two months since Jinger Duggar married Jeremy Vuolo in a small ceremony attended by a couple thousand of their closest friends. Given her family’s obsession with procreation, it’s not surprising that the rumors about Jinger being pregnant began almost immediately after she got hitched. Surprisingly, however, we’re still waiting on an official announcement. No non-Duggar would be expected to start a family so soon after getting hitched, but Jinger and her siblings have been taught from a young age that sole purpose of human life is to create more human life. Just before the holidays, Jinger celebrated her 23rd birthday, and many fans seemed convinced that she would make the occasion extra special by announcing that she’s expecting her first child. Jeremy added fuel to the fire by hinting at some sort of big reveal on Jinger’s big day. It seems the surprise he was referring to was a trip to the opera for Jinger, who has a reputation for being the most artsy and sophisticated member of the massive Duggar brood. Jeremy posted the pic above with a caption reading, “Enjoying Jinger’s birthday gift together!” We’d say the fact that they’re both in their twenties, yet participated in a sober activity on her birthday might be an indication of a bun in the oven, but for the Duggars, every occasion is a sober occasion. “Happy Birthday, my Love,” Jeremy wrote on Facebook. “Next only to our Lord Jesus Christ, you are the joy of my life and the delight of my soul! I love you, Jinger.” The Duggars, of course, don’t believe in pre-marital sex (or pre-marital hand-holding, for that matter), so if Jinger is pregnant (and she and Jeremy didn’t break the rules of courtship , as they’ve often been accused), then she would only be in her first trimester. Many women prefer to wait until at least their second trimester before they make any sort of announcement, so it’s entirely possible that Jinger is already knocked up and keeping the news to herself. Whatever the case, you can be certain that she’ll have brought another Duggar into the world by the time 2017 is out. We’re infor a full-blown explosion in the Duggar population this year. View Slideshow: Jinger Duggar Photos: From Childhood to Courtship!