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Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…because it’s about as good as I can get when it comes to Isla Fisher…maybe this should even be her WIKIPEDIA page description: Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works. THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Isla Fisher Got Them Tits Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Iskra Lawrence Titty Flash of the Day

Let’s go into the new year, even though we’re a few weeks into the new year, with some Iskra Lawrence pantsless and getting attention despite being fat, because she is fat, and the brands need fat chicks to throw money at, so they seem inclusive with their marketing, when this Iskra Lawrence bitch is clearly having too much fun being fat, to actually be fat, cuz if you know fat people, they fucking hate being fat, and would never get into a bikini unless it was a fucking joke…even with all this body positivity…. It would only happen when a average sized chick decides to intentionally get fat for profit….and that is precisely what Iskra is…fat face / fat suit, like Black Face…I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….she’s bullshit and she’s cashing in and for those of you who like it, I assume you’re black, and sick fucks…so this one’s for you – you sick fucks!! Here she is at the Golden Globes after party for some reason JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iskra Lawrence Titty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Slutty Workout Erotica of the Day

One of life’s great joy’s is watching Britney Spears working out, because Britney Spears is a magical creature who you can’t help but love, appreciate, want to have sex with…all while feeling a little sorry for her..since she’s still just a puppet in her white trash family’s master stage parenting plant. She is still out there all these years after the Mickey Mouse Club that first exploited her as a child….and paved the way for her to be the Britney Spears you all masturbated to in the 90s…. She is still doing the whole song and dance thing, in what one could argue is abusive, but no one hears her cries for help…they just see this medicated popstar like the circus act she’s become and want her producing or performing her hits…. No one takes the time to wonder why her parents still have legal guardianship over her…at almost 40 years old…sure they can claim they saved her during that whole Mental Health K-Fed getting knocked up era that could have landed her dead….but of course they would say that..there’s a lot of money at stake here… So watching her workout is exciting, sensual, erotic and slutty…but at the same time we have to remember she’s a slave, not for us, but for her dad…and this is how they whip her and control her…it’s not picking cotton, the living conditions good, but she’s not running her own life…while she’s the fucking reason they all have this life…and that’s fucking wrong. I hope one day…some selfless man saves her….but when you’re Britney Spears all men are just out to K-Fed you…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Britney Spears Slutty Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Adriana Lima Naked of the Day

Adriana Lima is naked. Which I guess is exciting to her fans that have been watching her get pretty much naked for 20 fucking years. She’s an old timer, pushing 40, but I guess the Analytics at Victoria’s Secret team of website optimizers has determined that she still converts panty sales, because I guess 40 year old women still buy underwear, and mall brands are still huge, still exist and still matter…something I tend to forget, like I tend to forget that people listen to the radio and actually like the pop music shoved down their throats…40 year olds need to grow up with their models and age with their models…it makes them feel better about themselves… I like to think of myself as an ageist. I firmly believe that even hold older ladies should move aside and let the young hotter pussy in. I don’t care how much work they have done, how iconic they were in their time when not everyone was a lingerie model, I just think she’s made her money, move on with your life, chapter closes, another one opens… These old ladies, even hot old ladies, I see out and about, shopping after Yoga class, dressed like they are 20 is fine…as something to stare at at the grocery store…but to strip them down in anything but Amateur porn seems wrong. So Lima has had her time, but still gets paid and won’t accept being back burnered for the younger and hotter, so she’s out there showing you here ass… There is a reason this is being shot from a mile away…you know far from good or good from far…when you can’t quite see how old as fuck she is. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Adriana Lima Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Marta Gromova Russian Nudity of the Day

Marta Gromova is a Russian model…and I use the word model loosely…I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….all girls are models, posing, often times half naked…so labelling a person a model, is basically saying she’s a woman who isn’t a fucking troll, and even troll women get away with being models…because the world is a changing place… I don’t know what this fetish shoot is for, clearly she’s a low level sex worker, who sexualizes her 21 year old self to get ahead and it works, she’s got over 100,000 followers and is out there doing weirdness like this….weirdness that’s futuristic, raver club kid all EDM loving…outfits that I see on IG all the time but usually find weird in contrast to the girl’s regular outfits as a dental hygienist, barista or waitress….where as in this case I find them great because she’s really committed all her content to the slutty. Empowering and Inspiring JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Marta Gromova Russian Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Quavo Pays Off $14K Tax Lien, Takeoff Stills Owes $14K

Unbeknownst to many, the state of Georgia hit  Quavo with a $14,000 tax lien. No worries, he paid it off—Takeoff still owes the same amount, though.  Reports The Blast : According to official documents, the Georgia Department of Revenue filed a release of a tax lien against the rapper (real name: Quavious Marshall) that he was hit with in June. The lien accused Quavo of failing to pay up on a state tax bill totaling $14,055.06 he owed from 2016. The lien has been released and it is no longer enforceable, due to the debt being paid in full. His Migos bandmate, Takeoff, was also hit with a lien — the same day as Quavo — over a similar unpaid tax bill totaling $14,348.23. Takeoff’s lien is still enforceable, though. But does this mean that Offset was responsible and paid his taxes? — Photo: WENN.com

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Kanye Whisperer?: Chance The Rapper Believes Yeezy “Does A Lot of Stuff For The Attention”

Source: Paul Natkin / Getty Is there a method to Kanye West’s MAGA madness ? According to Chance The Rapper there definitely is a reason why his fellow Chicago brethren is spewing nonsense lately. On the latest episode of The Joe Budden Podcast , Chance spoke about West and his recent behavior. He revealed to Budden and his co-hosts that he believes Kanye is just wearing a MAGA hat and saying ridiculous things for attention and that he thinks about how people will react to him after his actions. “I think Kanye has said it before, but I think he thinks like for every move, at least for the past few albums, he thinks about himself like 300 years in the future and how people will read things.” “I think he does a lot of stuff for the attention of the masses,” Chance continued, “to get that stuff documented and made into history. But I think also a lot of times, the attention that he may be seeking is at the immediate detriment of some people that may need that attention more.” Right? So, in essence, this all pre-calculated and not due to Kanye needing help? Chance’s reply about Kanye was very safe, also keep in mind the two artists are working on collaborative effort titled Good Ass Music that he revealed is nowhere near completion by the way. Kanye’s trolling of us has stopped since he deleted both his Instagram and Twitter accounts but since Chance seems to be the resident Kanye whisperer maybe he can really help save the rapper from the sunken place. Kanye is still canceled in these parts by the way . Do you agree with Chance’s assessment of Kanye? Or is Kanye just gone? Let us know how you feel. — Photo: Paul Natkin / Getty

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Lea Michele Titty Selfie of the Day

Lea Michele is really trying to convince you that she’s not a man…and I am starting to believe it…at least when she crops out that man face and focuses on tits we never knew she had.. She also likes to remind you that she’s engaged to a man, a real man, probably a gay man, or a man into trannies like so many men apparently are, but never admit.. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, one of my first jobs in porno was working for a distribution company where I was in the warehouse before they had me writing the porn descriptions…which is hilarious since I don’t know how to spell…or write but that paved the way to get me to this beautiful place called DrunkenStepfather that everyone is offended by. I’d write things like “Hot Asian Sluts to get your Sushi Roll stiff with excitement. Not enough Wasabi in the world to make this movie any hotter”….and shit like that. Well – Tranny Porn, and this was in 2001, was the biggest selling titles, before people even knew what a tranny was, before coed bathrooms, before Bruce Jenner… So I assume it’s still a thing and Lea Michelle’s Zandy is one of those people… Either way, shameless tit pic…Sure! JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lea Michele Titty Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Elizabeth Banks in a Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Banks is very fucking rich… She was a nothing actress who no one cared about and who had countless roles that were hardly memorable…but who was famous enough to hang out in the right places or with the right people and who in turn was able to help put together the Pitch Perfect empire that ended up making her over 100 million dollars…and that will continue to earn her money because it’s just one of those movies… So it’s only natural to want to look at her in her bathing suit and wonder if she’s still able to get knocked up, or if she’s too old, because that’s the kind of retirement plan that would be nice, provided she’s not as annoying as she is in her acting roles… K-Fed this….tight enough looking body in her instagram pic taken from 7 miles away so that you don’t see she’s 100.

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Rita Ora Fat Tits of the Day

Rita Ora brought out her tits, because of course she did… I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, since I don’t feel the need to re-write what I’ve already written, especially in a world where people do the same trick over and over and succeed…from comedy to bringing out tits….why should I try to be original or creative.. That said, and I’ve said it before her tits are 98 percent of the reason she matters, the other 2 percent is hard work and committment to the cause, where that she just kept bringing the tits out there for various dudes to see, touch them, play with. jerk off on, titty fuck them, spit on, maybe even have their wives suck them, play with, build a relationship for her to leverage with….and now, thanks to the tits, she’s got a hit song…because persistence with tits is why she exists and here is a tribute to her tits for her social media…. I’ve been watching big sloppy tit job porn, accidentally really, and it’s interesting the skillset that women with massive tits have discovered or figured out on their own, with their tits, to make the tits work for them…in more than just hit songs but in making dudes cum which is probably more imporatant.. . TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLCIK HERE MORE FROM SOCIAL…

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