Source: Splash News / Splash News Most people were happy that Tamar Braxton won season 2 of Celebrity Big Brother , but with success comes lots and lots of shade. Lindsay Lohan —whose mom Dina Lohan made it to Wednesday’s finale before getting evicted — took to social media to blast the CBS show after her mom returned from filming, writing: Finally #family @alianalohan #free @cbs_bigbrother you suck and get no Valentine’s from @lohanbeachclub @mtv my mother is an AMAZING woman and she did so well. The secrets she told me a few hours ago are going to #EXPOSE #YOUALL #dinalohan #dfwm Contrary to Lindsay’s angst, Dina says that CBB was actually an amazing experience for her. She also insists that her boyfriend of five years, whom she’s never met in person, is real and plans on moving to New York to be closer to Dina. Congrats to Tamar, though.
The current season of Celebrity Big Brother features a wide array of public figures ranging from the douchey (Kato Kaelin) to the mega-douchey (Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci). (Shout out to Ricky Williams and Tom Green, the only non-douches sharing a roof with the Mooch). But in terms of delusional behavior that makes us wonder if we should be laughing or recommending the services of a mental health professional, no one tops Dina Lohan. You might remember Dina as She Who Brought Forth the Hellspawn more commonly known as Lindsay Lohan. There was a time when Dina was the ultimate stage mom, and Lindsay was signing seven-figure deals left and right. These days, of course, Lindsay is running a brothel in Greece , which leaves her loved ones to fend for themselves. Unfortunately, this is like letting a housecat loose in the wild after a couple decades indoors. You see, the Lohans only have two methods of procuring resources: They can finagle a role on a low-rated reality show, or they can try to extort other members of the family. With her expensive taste in both jewelry and mind-altering powders, it should come as no surprise that Dina is pursuing both strategies. She’s quickly become a fan favorite on Big Brother , largely thanks to her insane proclamations about her imaginary boyfriend . Far from content with her CBB paycheck, however, Dina has been using her new platform to go after her ex-husband, claiming that Michael Lohan still owes her incredible amounts of cash. In a recent interview with The Blast, Michael addressed those claims as only he can: “With regard to money, I bought her house,” he explained. “When we divorced I gave her the house for the kids … I have it all to her for the kids but it came back to bite her in the ass because she kept the kids from me.” Michael doubled-down on those comments by claiming that he still supports Dina financially, years after their divorce. “Whenever there’s a problem, she calls me.” He also claims Dina still owes him a six-figure sum from a previous court settlement. “I still have a $100,000 judgment on her and I never pursued it because she’s so broke,” Michael claims. “But after this, the network and production company will be getting a call from my lawyers. If she keeps up the antics.” Of course, this is still Michael Lohan we’re talking about, so take everything he says with a grain of salt. Especially that part about donating six figures to charity. View Slideshow: Lindsay Lohan Is “Canceled Forever” After Bashing #MeToo Movement
I am a loyal Lindsay Lohan fan. I am very happy she’s having a comeback… Not only because of the nipple flashes you don’t notice cuz her nipples are invisible….GINGERS… But because she deserves it. She’s on of America’s last real stars. There will never be the same level of tabloid fodder and good times, instability and throwing away of a serious career as there was with her. No one cares about the stars of Today…like Margot Robbie or Brie Larsen on the level they cared about Lohan… No one cares about Bella Thorne or even Selena Gomez like they did about Lindsay Lohan. She is a living legend…and weird accent, doughy face, sloppy body….lookin’ 50 at 30 or not…. I will always consider her the pivotal personality…the true meaning of Celebrity….and I am grateful to have experienced her in her lifetime and I anticipate her winning an Academy Award…I’ve always said it and it will happen….not that Academy Awards matter…they do it for the press and exposure..they give those shits to everyone…..but it’d still be nice to see her get one and unless she dies prematurely (and she will)…I am sure it will happen…. Don’t let MTV reality shows appear to be the end of her….and realize….they are the new beginning of her. WELCOME BACK ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN WHO SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO MY SOUL……I MISSED YOU. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hailey Baldwin is married to Justin and cannot wait to pop out a bunch of Bieber babies . She’s not the only one excited about her new marriage. Justin’s mom, Pattie, shared a selfie to show how over the moon she is about her new daughter-in-law. Pattie Mallette, mother of Justin Bieber, shared this sweet and cozy selfie with Hailey Baldwin, wife of Justin Bieber. “What a gift,” Pattie captioned this cozy pic with her daughter-in-law. She followed those words with a heart eyes emoji. In the photo, Hailey appears to be planting a delicate kiss on Pattie’s cheek. Hailey herself commented under the Instagram post. “Love you,” she wrote. Awww! Justin and Hailey married late last year, but were private about it — though they of course knew that it was not a secret. People reports that they’re planning an actual wedding ceremony … but some of the details are still up in the air. “They’ve been figuring out the perfect time to do it,” the insider says. “And they both feel like the sooner, the better.” If you’re looking forward to some sort of heavily tattooed version of the Royal Wedding, think again. They don’t know the details, but what they’re planning will be small and intimate, for family and friends. “They’re still figuring it out,” the source notes. Not all of Justin’s choices have been every mother’s fondest wish. That goes for one of his very recent decisions, too. Justin Bieber now has a face tattoo. In cursive (making it unreadable to people who weren’t forced to learn that archaic script), his tattoo says “grace.” As far as facial tattoos go, this one doesn’t sound too bad. It’s along the ridge of his eyebrow and is fairly subtle. And since we’re talking about the Biebs, it’s not like he needs to worry about not getting hired over the tat. Grace can have a number of meanings, but in this context, it is undoubtedly rooted in Justin’s Christian faith. Being devout Christians is one of the things that Justin and Hailey have in common. After they renewed their romance in the summer of 2018, Justin was seen taking Hailey on what have been characterized as “church dates.” In 2017, Justin felt a religious calling to cancel his tour early. He has been working harder and harder to devote himself to his beliefs. Grace is not the only tattoo of his that is rooted in Christianity. Faith is one of the things that make Hailey such a good match for Justin his his mother’s eyes, too. Justin’s outspoken religiousity may have waxed and waned before recent years, but he got his beliefs from his mother. Pattie has been known to post what we would characterize as “End Times materials” on social media. Hailey also inherited some Christian views from her father, Stephen Baldwin. Unlike her dad, however, Hailey is not a Trump-supporter, and believes that her faith mandates that she love people rather than despise them. Justin and Hailey’s marriage was controversial in part because some perceived it to be a rebound relationship. Justin had just split with his other ex, Selena Gomez, before he and Hailey started being spotted together everywhere. But people should remember that Justin and Hailey have years of history together,a nd that not all of that history was public knowledge. So his proposal after just a few weeks was a surprise, but not totally shocking. They’re both young, hot, and have a lot in common. It’s no wonder that Pattie approves. View Slideshow: Justin Bieber: All His Sexual Conquests, RANKED!
Last week, we described Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club as “the kind of trainwreck it’s easy to look away from.” That may sound hyperbolic, but the show’s first episode was a mess in every sense of the word. The biggest complaint among viewers was that the premiere episode had very little to do with Lindsay at all. In fact, it seemed that her name had been used as a hook to help MTV sell Real World: Mykonos to an audience that’s increasingly uninterested in the “sweaty co-eds sexually harass one another” subgenre of reality television. When Lindsay did appear on camera (usually filmed in extreme soft-focus of course), she flounced onto the scene to pass judgment on young people who’s misbehavior paled in comparison to hers at the same age. Her goal in appearing on the show (in addition to drawing a much-needed paycheck, of course) seemed to be twofold: It provided a venue for both advertising her re-invention to the world (Did you know Lindsay meditates twice a day now? Because she’ll happily tell you all about it.), and for further re-inventing herself as a self-described “boss bitch” in the style of Lisa Vanderpump. Of course, Lisa is 26 years Lindsay’s senior, and with several decades’ experience in the restaurant industry, she’s much better-equipped to handle an unruly staff of wannabe models. This vast discrepancy of experience and ability was on full display Tuesday night, as Lindsay discovered the hard way that jotting down a bunch of meaningless slogans and boasting that she’s friends with Oprah would not be enough to help her earn the respect of her young staff. Last week, Lindsay’s lackey Panos berated a female employee for doing exactly what she was told to do (party with guests, get them to spend money), while simultaneously praising a male employee, Brent, for publicly making out with a female customer at what appeared to be about 2 in the afternoon. This week, Lindsay was shocked when Brent refused to sensuously wipe the feet of an elderly male guest. “The fact Brent has the audacity to just walk away, is this really happening?” said Lohan. “This is not the Brent Show, this is Lindsay Lohan. He doesn’t get to do that.” Here’s the thing — when you encourage your employees to incorporate their sexuality into their job responsibilities (as Lindsay and Panos did when they praised Brent for trying to f–k a customer), you can’t be surprised when they’re uninterested in tasks that don’t fit with their proclivities. So Lindsay and Panos were wrong to come down on Brent for not wanting to wipe a stranger’s feet, as he was never told that such a task would be among his job responsibilities. That said, dude fully deserves to be sent packing for what happened next. He previously expressed interest in housemate Sara, but she appears to be more interested in Billy, a co-worker who seems to have been silently shoehorned into the cast just in time for the second episode (which appears to take place several weeks after the first). Feeling jilted, Brent let loose with the following tirade: “We are in a house of all ugly girls, they’re all ugly. I’m surrounded by 2s, you’re a 5, maybe a 6, but in the house you’re a 10 because there’s no one else to look at. We’re going to gay clubs, we’re going to clubs with six old men and I needed to nut. “The fact that Sara has the power is a joke. I don’t even think Sara is that attractive. Honey, if you were coming to Vegas, I wouldn’t look twice to you. Maybe 7 pounds less, I’d talk to her. Now I feel like Sara’s gum stuck to the bottom of my shoe that won’t go away.” Thankfully, the cast responded by dousing Brent in booze, but the fact that he wasn’t immediately sent packing speaks volumes about the culture of this show and the utter lack of f–ks Lindsay has for the integrity of her latest business venture. Oh, and during all of this, Lindsay was hosting a swanky dinner party, during which a guest compared her to Martha Stewart. (Ed. note: LOLOLOLOL!) This prompted Lindsay to remark, “I’m not Martha Stewart, I’ve already been to jail.” Ugh. Is Lindsay, 1. still talking about that time she was briefly locked up ten years? and 2. unaware that Martha has been to prison. We can’t with this show. View Slideshow: Lindsay Lohan Is “Canceled Forever” After Bashing #MeToo Movement
Source: Ivan Nikolov/WENN.com / WENN Comedian Shocks Social Media With Deformed Schnoz A veteran comedian named Artie Lange is shocking social media with his recent selfies. The posts feature a deformed version of his nose and he blames “decades” of doing drugs for the new look. From 1995 to 1997, Lange was a regular cast member of Mad TV. Starting in 1999, he played Norm Macdonald’s half-brother on the ABC comedy Norm and is also known for his tenures on The Howard Stern Show . Folks who know the comedian recognize his face in the above photo. Here’s how he looks now: This is it but I believe her nose had a septum and had not been hideously deformed due to over 3 decades of drug abuse. pic.twitter.com/U2LmcnpI4B — Artie Lange (@artiequitter) December 25, 2018 According to nj.com , “Lange has had to have surgery on his nose due to years of snorting cocaine and heroin — and one incident in which he accidentally snorted glass when trying to suck mashed OxyContin tablets — which left him with no septum and a lot of ribbing from his followers about his appearance.” Despite his struggles, he seems optimistic about rehab. “With the help of, in my eyes, a miracle legal medication called Suboxen, I tested negative for heroin. I haven’t used heroin in 41 days,” he tweeted in mid-December. He’s also still doing stand up in NYC, not hiding his face. I’m about to go on at The Fat Black Pussycat inside the Comedy Cellar empire. I’m clean guys. I swear. Will it last? I hope so. But I can’t sit inside and be what somebody ppl want me to be. I gotta take the risk. It’s the only life I know. I love u all. Peace Artie. pic.twitter.com/Me8FjcZslT — Artie Lange (@artiequitter) December 17, 2018 Drugs are bad, m’kay? Get well soon!
Source: Christopher Peterson / Getty Kate Major Lohan Allegedly Attacks Bieber Tourways Bus Driver Lindsay Lohan isn’t the only member of her family who’s got a few screws loose . Apparently, stepmom Kate Major Lohan (pictured above with Michael Lohan ) needs a check up from the neck up too . According to PEOPLE , Kate is out here committing Christmas crimes …having allegedly attacked a bus driver before trying to drive away. On Tuesday, Kate Major Lohan was traveling for the holidays on a Bieber Tourways coach bus in Allentown, Pennsylvania, when she allegedly attacked the bus driver and attempted to drive away, The Allentown Morning Call reported. Major Lohan, 36, of Boca Raton, Florida, was reportedly intoxicated during the incident and allegedly attacked the driver after she missed her Hellertown stop, the outlet said. Records of the incident were reportedly obtained by The Allentown Morning Call and if there’s any truth to what the records state, Lindsay Lohan’s stepmom was doing the absolute most. PEOPLE continues: Major Lohan became angry and scolded the driver for almost 20 minutes, demanding the bus stop. At the next stop in Lower Macungie Township, the driver got off the bus and Major Lohan followed her and allegedly attacked her. Court records stated that Major Lohan, who graduated from Allentown Central Catholic High School, grabbed the bus driver by the coat and refused to let her go, before rushing back onto the bus and attempting to drive away. Check out her mugshot here and let us know how you would’ve handled yourself in the same situation.
YOU CAN’T KILL LOHAN… Lindsay Lohan is in Phuket in Thailand, which is where she goes to unwind, you know because she’s so stressed being an emotionally unstable child star who has denounced her American citizenship and sold herself to rich arab men, that have contributed to her weird new accent… While on a hike, she got bit by a snake, which in and of itself is gnarly as fuck, terrifying really, the most deadly snakes are in Thailand…and girl survived, I assume due to being so medicated and her ability to metabolize drugs, the venom just made her feel a little light headed and now it’s her new drug of choice….while most people would have died… The reality is..Lohan can’t die….she lives forever….and is in a bikini…HOT….all mangled and shit. The post Lindsay Lohan WAS BITTEN BY A SNAKE in a Bikini and Survived of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The highlight of my day, and I just woke up, but I already know that this is the highlight of my day, because Lindsay Lohan, despite being forgotten is everything, a goddess, a religious experience, perfect…I mean for all the wrong reasons, but I like it…it feels like home… So she’s living in Dubai, where I guess really rich people offer her the really rich life, without her needing to work, all she has to do is let them either shit on her or hang out with her, because it’s fun to have a child star like Lohan in your harem, it impresses the other rich oil people.. She’s developed some wonky Arab accent, because she’s not from Long Island and she didn’t spend the better part of her life, we’re talking the first 25 years of her life in America…she’s an identity crisis and not quite a good actress in whatever it is she’s saying.. But she put out a suck up video to Weinstein, because she knows i’s good to get on his good side, maybe he’ll hire him… BUT ALSO…that hollywood is bullshit assholes trying to save face and they are all guilty of being sleazy greedy heartless disgusting fucks who stomp all over each other… It’s so easy for the media to get mad, or run with a story, that no one should care about…like reall…he’s the exec for a company that makes movies you like why the fuck do you care about where his dick goes…or what it does….without his dick going those places most of your favorite shitty stars wouldn’t exist… Lohan also asks his wife to stand by him, because it’s Lohan’s place, as if the wife didn’t know what he was up to…I mean this is beyond me – the media spin…clearly designed to distract us from something that actually matters in the world…like maybe World War Three..and other more interesting things.. Hollywood is noise, stop paying attention.. The post Lindsay Lohan and her Crazy Accent Defending Weinstein while Wasted of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Amber Heard, billionaire fucker, better known as the Black Widow who somehow knows how to move in on unsuspecting dudes, and seduces the fuck out of them so hard they are HOOKED the fuck in, and basically willing to throw everything away, to just be swept up in her manipulative, evil tactics…. You know from Johnny Depp to Elon Musk to whoever else helped her get into the industry, which she really barely was in before marrying Depp through her tactics, that have since made her set for life…smart girl.. And here she is in a see in a sheer enough shirt showing some nip. The post Amber Heard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
