Amber Heard, billionaire fucker, better known as the Black Widow who somehow knows how to move in on unsuspecting dudes, and seduces the fuck out of them so hard they are HOOKED the fuck in, and basically willing to throw everything away, to just be swept up in her manipulative, evil tactics…. You know from Johnny Depp to Elon Musk to whoever else helped her get into the industry, which she really barely was in before marrying Depp through her tactics, that have since made her set for life…smart girl.. And here she is in a see in a sheer enough shirt showing some nip. The post Amber Heard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lindsay Lohan is an angel sent from heaven…the dream girl, the one I feel most connected to for no actual reason other than I like saying it…we’ve watched her grow up, we’ve seen her tits get bigger, and we’ve seen her near death, but then make what could have been a comeback but that is totally not a comeback at all…still crazy, still a mess, still a disaster, only now older, more haggard, jacked up with Plastic Surgery, and for years she had been keeping to herself, under the radar barely offensive in her self destruction, or what I guess we could call her coming of age, figuring herself and life out as the world was unfair to her by giving her so much then taking it away…and I guess now she’s back to crying for attention as women do…especially ones sold out as kids who don’t really get it…but know that people stop caring real fast…and they do it in slutty photoshoots like this…for fashion magazines like this..and the key to all of this is to remember one very important thing…she’s LOHAN…a god…to all.. She’s boxy, but busty, she’s weird and from afar she looks good…and that’s good…because she’s Lohan..our queen. The post Lindsay Lohan Hot Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lindsay Lohan is an angel sent from heaven…the dream girl, the one I feel most connected to for no actual reason other than I like saying it…we’ve watched her grow up, we’ve seen her tits get bigger, and we’ve seen her near death, but then make what could have been a comeback but that is totally not a comeback at all…still crazy, still a mess, still a disaster, only now older, more haggard, jacked up with Plastic Surgery, and for years she had been keeping to herself, under the radar barely offensive in her self destruction, or what I guess we could call her coming of age, figuring herself and life out as the world was unfair to her by giving her so much then taking it away…and I guess now she’s back to crying for attention as women do…especially ones sold out as kids who don’t really get it…but know that people stop caring real fast…and they do it in slutty photoshoots like this…for fashion magazines like this..and the key to all of this is to remember one very important thing…she’s LOHAN…a god…to all.. She’s boxy, but busty, she’s weird and from afar she looks good…and that’s good…because she’s Lohan..our queen. The post Lindsay Lohan Hot Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lindsay Lohan is everything She is an angel sent from heaven. You may look at these pictures of her and think “what the hell is going on with her stomach, why does she gain her weight like that, is she pregnant, she must be pregnant, or is it just a bad angle”…. Well the answer is Lohan…this is how bodies are supposed to look, all those girls with toned stomachs just aren’t on trend… Why? Because Lohan is everything, the Messiah…EVERYTHING…CONNECTED AT THE SOUL…spiritually connected…someone I want to worship and Pray to / Prey On… I am into all thing Lohan and always will be, I just wish she was naked….I want to see her labia and just how much damage has been done…because others know how perfect Lohan is and she’s let them in to tickle her womb… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lohan in a Bathing Suit is Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s some bloated Lohan wearing doing a little pre-masturbation seduction with some sexy music, laying in bed…rolling around…likely medicated….and ready to be date raped…some girls…usually ones exploited by their parents at a young age…inflating their ego..only to realize that they are worthless even though they were paid heavy….like it… I’m digging her new puffy water retention kidney failure face….what a goddess…I will always and forever be in love. If more women aged this gracefully…we’d likely live in a horror movie set…but I can deal with that…. The post Lindsay Lohan Reminds Me of an All Salt Diet of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lindsay Lohan is the closest thing I’ve had to a religious experience. She is just this magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better. She doesn’t realize that she is the messiah, because instead of being the son/daughter of God that she is, she’s distracted by being the daughter of some weathered coke slut and abusive asshole father that exploited the fuck out of her to live out their weird 80s rockstar dream…. But that doesn’t make her any less magical, it just makes me want to nurture her / impregnate her, if she hasn’t gone into early menopause from the trauma of her hard few years….more than ever.. From freckles, to ginger skin / hair and massive tits….I will forever be in love, this is my love letter, Lohan is everything… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lindsay Lohan is such a fucking weirdo…with brown looking teeth….and her raspy voice and doughy injected face….but I find her inspiring and you should too.. Because there’s nothing more erotic than a woman in the Kitchen, doing domesticated shit she probably never saw her own mother do, because they were Hollywood trash living the life of luxury early on in her life, and I guess cooking brings her peace and serenity and is therapeutic, not as much as all the medis she’s on…but therapeutic none the less.. She is the goddess Lindsay Lohan looking for nromalcy while being Lindsay Lohan…and for some reason I always like when a bitch cooks..I call it being a dude…with mommy issues… She’s so hot, I like to start everyday with Lohan The post Lindsay Lohan’s Weirdo Cooking Show of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan and her manager Scott – who looks like he’s a 13 year old frat boy rich kid who managed to sell Lohan on the dream…to boost his social media….because she’s a disaster and needs to be sold the dream that he can spin her life around….because Lohan is god….and there should be no reason they don’t spin her story and get her paid – besides the fact that she is a total fucking crazy person who self destructs… They are in Thailand to take social media pics…..and/or lohan to rich people for sex. Big pimpin’… What it comes down to is Lohan is perfect…. The post Lindsay Lohan in a Bathing Suit Erotica of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan posted this picture of her tits…in lingerie set to a Mother Teresa Quote: “If you judge people, you have no time to love them. Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that strength lies.” -Mother Teresa I find that really fucking weird behavior, disturbing even…not because I am a religious man, not because I believe in Jesus, or even because I think that this picture is that bad, or non-catholic…but I wonder if Mother Teresa was thinking of Lindsay Lohan ever in her career as the Saint she became – saving dying children…which I guess Lohan can relate to thanks to no childhood, being exploited by her parents and the AIDS….but Lohan would make it about herself…to perpetuate some bullshit agenda…and she’s crazy so it makes sense… What makes more sense is staring at her tits. The post Lindsay Lohan Erotica Set to a Mother Teresa Quote – Weird – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
