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These Madonna nude pics for Interview magazine came out yesterday and I was a little slow on the draw, not because I didn’t see them, or didn’t think they deserved being mocked for the sheer fact that she’s 100 fucking years old…I mean literally 100 fucking years old…and she looks it…in some weathered, Courtney Love on a binge kind of way….all leathery, scary and weird…but I was too busy masturbating to them…because for some weird reason, a reason called Madonna…I find them pretty fucking hot…maybe it is up on the whole “I’ve seen too many hot girls in my life, throw some used up shit at me, it’s better than falling into the Tranny porn movement”…or maybe it is the Tranny porn movement, considering she stopped getting her period over a decade ago…and may or may not have more testosterone than me, which isn’t saying much….but I am all about this….it’s probably just my love for never being too old to try to be hot, sexy and young…even when you clearly are…and the worst thing in all this…is I’d totally let her smother me with her well travelled, callused labia…but I am a sick man.

See the rest here:
Madonna is Scary and Amazing of the Day