YOU CAN’T KILL LOHAN… Lindsay Lohan is in Phuket in Thailand, which is where she goes to unwind, you know because she’s so stressed being an emotionally unstable child star who has denounced her American citizenship and sold herself to rich arab men, that have contributed to her weird new accent… While on a hike, she got bit by a snake, which in and of itself is gnarly as fuck, terrifying really, the most deadly snakes are in Thailand…and girl survived, I assume due to being so medicated and her ability to metabolize drugs, the venom just made her feel a little light headed and now it’s her new drug of choice….while most people would have died… The reality is..Lohan can’t die….she lives forever….and is in a bikini…HOT….all mangled and shit. The post Lindsay Lohan WAS BITTEN BY A SNAKE in a Bikini and Survived of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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