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Dua Lipa Got Them Titties Out of the Day

Dua Lipa is an Albanian pop star who is making it in America because the general public are a bunch of idiots and the brands and record labels are very influenced by followers a person has on social media…without digging into the audience to see if it is actual people, or robots, or just a million people from TURKEY that like jerking off to Albanian tits like it was the ALbanien Genocide that didn’t kill the Kardashians…. Dua Lipa is making moves, her songs on Radio that suck, attending events, etc etc…the future…while not being that good, but having gone viral means you don’t have to be good, you just need the views for people to mistake that for good. Well, she’s also got tits…so here they are in a dress…tits…Dua Lipa and her Albanian tits…something you should find exciting…because you are multicultural and into overhyped garbage as long as it has tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dua Lipa Got Them Titties Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Lowndes Gets Her Tits Oiled Up of the Day

Jessica Lowndes may be some garbage level celebrity who doesn’t matter. I thought she was the one who married Channing Tatums, but as it turns out she’s the 90210 the new generation, who I guess is from Canada and did Degrassi, not that I remember her from the Igloo party we nominated Drake as our representative with his fake twang accent…when it should have been this one…this bootleg celebrity, probably a rich girl, who has bought herself a set of tits as she takes on her 30s as a girl who was on TV for a minute… Here she is oiling up those tits, like they are a used car…cuz they’re used up….which is why she’s still in LA doing LA things…without making any moves ever…unless she’s a rich kid…probably a rich kid…or maybe just a pussy rich kids ejaculate in…who knows… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jessica Lowndes Gets Her Tits Oiled Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Gabrielle Caunesil Topless Photoshoot of the Day

She’s from Paris, where topless is wearing a shirt…so this isn’t a big deal, but her tits are great…so why not show them off… My instinct is to assume she’s some low level instagram hooker doing low level instagram hooker tricks and shoots to get famous or at least to command a higher day rate in her sex work…that she hopes will get her paid work to legitimize herself but in the mean time it pays her rent. But as it turns out she’s an actual model showing her tits in various costumes, not some girl trying to stand out amongst the crowds she’s already half way to the Victoria’s Secret runway… Which I guess is the same as low level instagram models / hookers…it’s same same but different shit…just a few steps ahead… I’m a fan. Which I am sure is all that matters to this Gabrielle Caunesil JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gabrielle Caunesil Topless Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Bra of the Day

Heidi Klum may be 100 years old…but she still shows off her tits, because you can’t teach an old cow new tricks, especially if that old cow is still worth jerking off to…despite being 100 years old…for reasons I can’t quite explain.. Maybe it’s Hitler’s Eugenics program the third generation…you know experiments conducted on her family that have resulted in something good, something good at earning all with her tits… Maybe it’s because Seal cast some tribal spell on her with his arm sized cock and some voodoo ritual in their sex dungeon that resulted in multiple kids. I don’t have the answers…just the pics…

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Scout Willis Spreads Her Ass of the Day

Hipster bush rocking fake hipster pretending to be high brow but is a spoiled entitled rich kid who basically does nothing with her life but exist, thanks to her rich parents supporting her “art” and self discovery…loves to produce smut for her social media for attention….because all girls fucking love attention. I am pretty disappointed in her because I only liked her for her bush, and as it turns out she’s getting her asshole waxed in what I guess is her art project that reminds me of a Junior College Art project, trying to be high brow…while really just being silly…and pandering for attention. I do hate the bikini wax movement, but I do remember when youtube first happened searching for bikini wax videos, after being rejected from a bikini wax internship I tried to get at every wax place that opened up because apparently “seeing all them pussy holes” isn’t a good reason you want the job… I guess what it comes down to is that this spread ass pose is a good one, if she spreads a little harder you may see Bruce Willis’ head up in there…or maybe that’s Ashton Kutcher…who knows… This is the best thing that’s happened today…

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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is 42 And Hot

Did you guys know that Emmanuelle Chriqui is 42? I can’t believe she’s that old! I was thinking that maybe early 30s or something, but then I checked her Wikipedia and turns out she’s an old bag! A hot old bag. Damn, I don’t know what her secret is, but I’m assuming it has something to do with working out and making a deal with the devil.          

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Josephine Skriver See Through of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the AI, created in a lab, pretty much one of the hottest VS models to come out of a lab, thanks to her gay biologist father and lesbian egg donor mother, where she was obviously designed using DNA modifications, in what could end with terrible cancer when the calculations figure out that they fucked up, but that was the first attempt in the VS funded lab to make happen…and so far so good… Well, I’ve heard that when she first came to NYC, her current boyfriend, a musician no one has heard of, popped her cherry, like legit devirginized her because I guess she just left the lab she was created in….and they don’t test out the pussy parts before they send them off to NYC to win at life… Turns out she’s still with that dude and lives in Nashville with him, you know cuz that’s where real musicians live….and I guess that makes her more tolerable to me, because not only does she stick to the cherry popper, virginity taker, but she lives in a hipster, scenester city that isn’t LA or NYC…and that makes her a little less of typical model cunt, because when you’re hot and you’re paid…you don’t need to be a mooch bitch like all these instagrammers trying to be at all the key events…you just sort of go where you have no choice but to go…like this fragrance launch where she’s in a sheer, just not sheer enough dress… If you don’t like that…here she is in some titty top…

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Paris Hilton in Flowers For Valentines of the Day

I guess Paris Hilton hasn’t been taken out back and shot like Old Yeller, you know the old bitch that served her time as an irrelevant rich girl, who was bright in her marketing, but her persona made women out to be these vapid, materialistic, half retards who spoke in baby talk, and sexualized themselves as sex workers, in sex tapes, to polarize and make millions with…leading to a generation of retards…creating the devil Kim Kardashian, that has created three more generations of retards…the legacy on the world is evil…and for that…I hate Paris Hilton…she’s also blocked me on social media for no reason and that’s just mean…how can I comment and befriend her fans…leaving me out of her party….EVIL… The post Paris Hilton in Flowers For Valentines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kelly Bensimon Weird Tits have a Nip Slip of the Day

Kelly Bensimon, busted out her robot / bolt on / Real Housewife reality show starring / zombie tit at whatever event she’s at…and it was what you’d expect it to be…uneventful, even terrifying… The only interesting thing about her is that she’s the ex wife of some creeper photographer – who still shoots for those assholes at MAXIM – and who has been shooting girls since the 60s – and who at one point in time married and possibly knocked up Elle Macpherson, before life collapsing and ending up with this mess… I mean Elle Macpherson is amazing…and is still amazing…while whatever the fuck this is…is just weird. Bootleg…Attention seeking…and the real reason she probably ended up with the guy – was because of Elle Macpherson, you know to attach herself to something that fucked something so much better than her – while being horrible…it’s good for self esteem. Here are more nips.. The post Kelly Bensimon Weird Tits have a Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Georgia Gibbs Got Them Titties On of the Day

Her name is Georgia Mae Gibbs, and with a name like Georgia Mae, I’d assume she was some farmer’s daughter in the midewest who drank the right amount of hormone jacked up milk, and hormone jacked up chicken, to give her a hormone jacked tits, that allowed her to live out her dream being a Sports Illutrated girl… Turns out she’s Australian, and thus way sluttier than a Farmer’s Daughter, they are an adventurous people who like to escape their island to tour the world…and more interestingly…she was an Australia Top Model…which I guess got her the followers to lead to this magical Swimsuit model moment… She was also some Miss Australia, so she’ been at this for awhile…and look at her now…bikini modeling..while looking 40…as Aussies do. Here she is nude for sports illustrated Her being hot in a bikini TO SEE THE REST OF THE SI SWIM SHOOTS WHERE THEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED CLICK HERE The post Georgia Gibbs Got Them Titties On of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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