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Josephine Skriver’s Booty Is Amazing

Josephine Skriver is amazing. I wish I could post more of her, but she doesn’t update her Instagram enough for me to do that. However, when she does you get gems like this! Enjoy fellas!          

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Elizabeth Hurley Big Tits of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley has big old lady tits, like so many old ladies before her, like you probably remember visiting your granny those summers during puberty, where you’d get her out in her swimsuit for a swim on those hot summer days, you were so young and innocent, but still a degenerate pervert in the making, and if you were lucky, your granny was like most old ladies, shameless and down to be naked, her big tits everywhere, giving you something to be ashamed to jerk off to, but that didn’t stop you from jerking off to it, pervert. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Elizabeth Hurley Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Michelle Williams in a Magazine Wearing a One Piece for Heath Ledger of the Day

Michelle Williams will never forget Heath Ledger, or as some of you know him….the Dark Knight…or the queer in Brokeback Mountain who gave Jake Gyllenhaal AIDS, but not the strain that killed Jake Gyllenhaal, but that killed himself…or that the Olsen Twin killed but was rich enough to cover up… But she will pose in magazines like she’s hot, despite any normal dude questioning how someone like her got famous, cuz it’s sure not from her tits….and probably not from her backside either cuz that shit is uneventful…but at least she got that Ledger trust fund money going to their daughter to keep her afloat…she’s even in a swimsuit to let us know she’s into staying afloat. The post Michelle Williams in a Magazine Wearing a One Piece for Heath Ledger of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josephine Skriver Tight Skirt of the Day

Josephine Skriver came to America after being created in a lab by some evil genius homosexual genetic engineer, who I guess got his start in Nazi Germany on the Eugenics program before settling in Amsterdam for the weed and hookers, oh right, he’s gay…in which case…he was there for the cock…all homos are cock motivated…anything to get some dick on dick action… Well, when she came to America after her dad sold her back to the company that funded his research in making babes in a testube…she was a virgin and is still with the mooch fuck she lost her virginity to…who we can assume she pays for everything for…thanks to being rich and him having that strong pimp game…masterminding a bitch. And this post isn’t about that, it’s just about the simple fact that she does look good. What a slut…who has only fucked one dude in her life. TO SEE THE REST THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver Tight Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Josephine Skriver’s Money Shot

Here is Victoria’s Secret model Josephine Skriver working her tongue game on Instagram. Don’t these chicks know that when a dude sees a girl sticking her tongue out like this, the first thing that comes to our minds is “money shot”. That said Josephine would look fantastic with my money shot.          

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Rihanna Got Them Titties On of the Day

Rihanna, best known as the child prostitute from Barbados who got some sick fucking pervert from the UK who was rich and connected in the record scene to import her into America and with the help of Jay Z, human traffic her into pop music…only to pass her off to Chris Brown…who beat her up and totally changed her flow, dynamic and celebrity…from candy coated to dark, the needed beating to shift her public image and become Rihanna.. Well, she’s rich as fuck now, she’s the most iconic thing from Barbados and owns one of the most expensive houses there, from Shanty to Palace…she dates billionaires with black girl fetishes then dumps them…and she stars in movies called Oceans 8, the all girl spin off of Oceans 11, that they claim is about girl power, but that is about robbing a fashion party of it’s jewels..which didn’t stop it from making the 45 million dollars opening weekend…but that seems a little sexist to me….I mean women heisting fashion shows of jewelery….is saying women criminals care about fashion and jewelery and other lady things….how dare they. But the world accepts it and celebrates it as woman power, even if it’s about traditional gender roles and expectations… Weird world…how is this innovative or progressive? I don’t get it. But Rihanna’s got her tits out and that’s ok…

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Josephine Skriver See Through of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the AI, created in a lab, pretty much one of the hottest VS models to come out of a lab, thanks to her gay biologist father and lesbian egg donor mother, where she was obviously designed using DNA modifications, in what could end with terrible cancer when the calculations figure out that they fucked up, but that was the first attempt in the VS funded lab to make happen…and so far so good… Well, I’ve heard that when she first came to NYC, her current boyfriend, a musician no one has heard of, popped her cherry, like legit devirginized her because I guess she just left the lab she was created in….and they don’t test out the pussy parts before they send them off to NYC to win at life… Turns out she’s still with that dude and lives in Nashville with him, you know cuz that’s where real musicians live….and I guess that makes her more tolerable to me, because not only does she stick to the cherry popper, virginity taker, but she lives in a hipster, scenester city that isn’t LA or NYC…and that makes her a little less of typical model cunt, because when you’re hot and you’re paid…you don’t need to be a mooch bitch like all these instagrammers trying to be at all the key events…you just sort of go where you have no choice but to go…like this fragrance launch where she’s in a sheer, just not sheer enough dress… If you don’t like that…here she is in some titty top…

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Josephine Skriver Slutty For Madame Figaro of the Day

Josephine Skriver is probably one of the hottest models out there – thanks to the people at Victoria’s Secret and their funding of her father’s lab that created this genetically modified designer human… This is a racy shoot, that in case you didn’t know is featuring a girl who was created in a lab by her homosexual biologist father with his lesbian friend’s egg, because those LGBQT types are heathens who don’t respect GOD or the CHURCH…because of Science and I guess because the Church doesn’t support them, or may support them now, but didn’t back when they were working on creating the perfect human…so that anyone who was pregnant and had the money, could go out and get an abortion so that they can go back to the drawing board…to make a better version of their spawn…and SKRIVER is the floor model… Point being, she’s in a magazine, tits out….looking good, but probably not as good as when her boyfriend took her virginity when she moved to NYC….which is a true story you know.

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Bella Thorne’s Tongue Action Is Back

Here’s a little something for all you guys who think fame has “changed” Bella Thorne : some old-school tongue action and classic underboob. See? I told you, she’s still the same attention-seeking Insta-wannabe she’s always been. Although I guess she does look a little strung out in some of these pics. Hmm. I blame that loser boyfriend of hers .

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Josephine Skriver Should Star In My Movie

Josephine Skriver is hands down one of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret models, because of pictures just like this, but according to my sources, it’s always been a dream of hers to act in movies. And that’s a real coincidence, because it’s always been a dream of mine to film a sex tape with a smoking hot supermodel. So what do you say, Josephine? I know it’s not a “real” movie, but the way I see it, she’d still get to show off her acting abilities pretending to be into it/me. That’s what you call a win-win, people.

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