According to my sources, it’s Presidents’ Day, and I guess that means that most people have the day off. But not me. And not Victoria’s Secret model/professional hottie Josephine Skriver . See, while the rest of you slackers are sleeping in or making brunch plans or whatever, me and Josephine are hard at work bringing you the smoking hot supermodel bikini content that keeps this whole thing running. So enjoy. And you’re welcome, by the way.
I guess Josephine Skriver must be a big football fan, or dating a player or something, because it looks like she got to go to the Super Bowl in Minneapolis on Sunday. And after doing a little research, turns out it was all a big thing for charity, and a few lucky bastards won the chance to go with her. Which is totally unfair! Not only am I a huge Josephine Skriver fan, but I also do tons of work for the underprivileged. Stop laughing. It’s true! I’m always doing posts on unknown hot Insta-wannabes, and if that’s not charity, then I don’t know what is. I demand a recount. » view all 11 photos
Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes are a couple of Victoria’s Secret models being TOTALLY inappropriate for the MALL brand that targets young women…. This is basically SOFTCORE PORN…terrible softcore porn BUT SOFTCORE porn nonetheless….. Luckily it gives these young girls who follow these models an unrealistic body image issues that are actually realistic if they eat well, and workout and stop being lazy…..which is better for them than follow the fat models…who are disgusting. I’d rather them follow the genetically modified model made in a test tube by a weirdo biologist….and the token black model…than the fat models…who are disgusting… Good job girls. The post Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know it was the Grammys last night, but I’m gonna be honest with you guys: I didn’t watch a single minute of them, because I had way better things to do with my time. Like creep scroll through Instagram and… yeah, that’s about it. Anyway, basically, what I’m saying is, you’re not going to be seeing any Grammys posts or winners on this site today. Instead, you’ll be seeing something much more important: two supermodel hotties posing naked together. So here’s Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes . You’re welcome.
The nice thing about Victoria’s Secret is that with all the social pressure from the media and the social media…. They still haven’t caved into that pressure…and cast fat chicks.. And I think that today, and every day, that needs to be celebrated. Keep the hot girls half naked…and the fat girls in their fucking snow suits, wheel chairs, tarps, tents, whatever just not half naked. Stick to what you know, stick to what you do…because we live in an era where you can’t even have a wet t-shirt content, we can’t can’t even have JELLO wrestling, despite women being bigger whores than they’ve ever been….but we can have fat chicks considered models… So Victoria’s Secret – as evil as they are…at least they don’t use fat chicks… That’s all I have to say about that. Some Romee Strijid and her Ass… Some Catalog Pics: More Josephine Skriver HERE More Lais Ribeiro HERE More of Victoria’s Secret token black girl to prove they are inclusive HERE The post Boring Victoria’s Secret Girls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Here’s Victoria’s Secret’s idea of inclusion… They’ve got a Afro-Brazilian single teen mother Lais Ribeiro and her awesome ass….and their new blood named Cindy Bruna who is a 23 year old half Congolese model… Which almost offsets the brand from all the exploitation of factory workers they do in the sweatshop underwear they make – to keep costs down, margins high, to pay people like this to prance around half naked…and I guess afford the rent on all the mall locations because you can’t have a mall brand without a mall store you know…. TO SEE THE RES TOF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lais Ribeiro and Cindy Bruna are Victoria’s Secret Answer to Inclusion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Josephine Skriver’s most interesting story, other than the fact that she’s AI, or pretty much the closest thing the world has come to a real life sex doll, or maybe you’d call her a clone, or genetic modification the human version, some DNA manipulating shit that is now in its 20s, a scientific revelation, where the technology is likely far more advanced if Victoria’s secret was to finance a homosexual biologist to help create more models…something they are definitely doing. Paypal’s Elon Musk is trying to go to Mars, Paypal’s Peter Thiel is trying to live forever, Victoria’s Secret is finding ways to save money on the imperfect period getting models they use…AI / RObots is the answer…. But more intersting than her being genetically modified is that she was a VIRGIN when she came to America to make it as a famous. AN ACTUAL VIRGIN…but then she ended up with some dude in a band who had a history of fucking models…which means she likely got the HERPES…but that’s just a right of passage… I like her hard nips in her selfie…. Here’s her ass at a VS Photoshoot TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Just the other day I was saying that Victoria’s Secret really needs to start promoting some of their newer models, because as hot as Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio are, they’re not going to be around forever. The company needs some new blood. And if you ask me, they should really consider making Josephine Skriver their next big star. I mean, she’s got everything you look for in an A-list Victoria’s Secret Angel: a perfect body and… yeah, that’s pretty much it. But come on. How much more do you really need?
Just the other day I was saying that Victoria’s Secret really needs to start promoting some of their newer models, because as hot as Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio are, they’re not going to be around forever. The company needs some new blood. And if you ask me, they should really consider making Josephine Skriver their next big star. I mean, she’s got everything you look for in an A-list Victoria’s Secret Angel: a perfect body and… yeah, that’s pretty much it. But come on. How much more do you really need?
I know I post a lot of Instagram wannabes and professional Snapchatters on this site, but unfortunately, that’s just the sorry state of the modeling business these days. That said, every once in a while I like to remind you all what a real supermodel looks like, so here’s Josephine Skriver doing a legit lingerie photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret. Now there’s a real pro. » view all 17 photos