Just the other day I was saying that Victoria’s Secret really needs to start promoting some of their newer models, because as hot as Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio are, they’re not going to be around forever. The company needs some new blood. And if you ask me, they should really consider making Josephine Skriver their next big star. I mean, she’s got everything you look for in an A-list Victoria’s Secret Angel: a perfect body and… yeah, that’s pretty much it. But come on. How much more do you really need?
Just the other day I was saying that Victoria’s Secret really needs to start promoting some of their newer models, because as hot as Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio are, they’re not going to be around forever. The company needs some new blood. And if you ask me, they should really consider making Josephine Skriver their next big star. I mean, she’s got everything you look for in an A-list Victoria’s Secret Angel: a perfect body and… yeah, that’s pretty much it. But come on. How much more do you really need?
I know Josephine Skriver isn’t a huge name in the modeling world just yet, but as far as I’m concerned, the Victoria’s Secret Angel has got one of the best bodies in the business right now, and here she is showing it off in a new shoot for the company. Anyway, I don’t know if these pictures are going to help sell more lingerie or not, but I think Victoria’s Secret should really consider making a line of blogger sweatpants, because I’m going to have to run out and buy a new pair after this. Because Josephine just blew mine clear off. Yow. » view all 21 photos
I guess they made a TV show out of “The Girlfriend Experience”, where Elvis’ granddaughter, who looks a bit too much like Elvis, if you know what I mean, is the star or one of the hookers who offers the girlfriend experience, which coincidentally is what ever instagram model offers, but she doesn’t really consider herself a hooker or escort, despite using her vagina to get herself things like a life of luxury, but we know the truth…and 500,000 or 1,000,000 followers on some bullshit social media platform that they got posing half naked is not a reason for that life of luxury, it’s just good marketing to rich guys who like things that seem of value…so no matter how they spin it…they are hookers.. Riley Keough is not a hooker, she just plays one in the pictures, seeing as she’s Elvis’ granddaughter, there’s probably a pile of fucking money to go around…..I guess part of being the girlfriend experience hooker is taking loads on her stomach…on TV….let me repeat…LOADS ON HER STOMACH…on TV…. This is almost revolutionary to someone like me, who couldn’t get into film school because all I wanted to film was real sex in an era before real sex was trendy…fast forward 30 years…and LOADS ON STOMACH’s on TV…far more exciting than when I Love Lucy’s interracial couple in separate beds broke TV… The post Elvis’ Granddaughter Riley Keough’s Got Cum on her Belly for TV of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We’ve seen Kendall Jenner do fashion shows and lingerie photoshoots , but now she can finally call herself a real model, because here she is doing one of the most demanding gigs in Hollywood: gas station modeling . And I’ve gotta say, I’m impressed. Just look at that form. If you ask me, Kendall’s got a bright future ahead of her when it comes to pumping gas in tight jeans. She should really consider doing it full-time. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here’s my favorite Ukrainian Yara Khmidan with another massive set of bikini pictures that are so hot, they’ve caused a full meltdown in my pants region. So instead of continuing to try to convince everyone that Yara should be a household name (or that she should really consider dating a blogger), instead, I’m just going to let the pictures speak for themselves. You know how they say a picture says a thousand words? Well, these ones just say “Hot” a thousand times. Enjoy. » view all 96 photos
I’ve never heard of Phoebe Tonkin before, but since she was invited to the CW, CBS and Showtime 2013 Summer TCA Party, I’m going to assume she’s famous. Or at least on TV. And according to my research, she’s on The Vampire Diaries , which I’m sure is great for her. But if Phoebe wants to take her career to the next level, she should really consider dating a blogger. And luckily, I know just the guy: me. Call my agent and we’ll set something up. Photos: WENN.com
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Kyle Richards is furious with Brandi Glanville for her recent antics, namely calling her co-stars a bunch of c–ts . Kyle and Brandi have had an on-again-off-again friendship, but when she made that comment to Howard Stern, Richards said it crossed the line. “Disgusting,” Kyle said of her co-star a new interview. “I think it’s really disgusting and the truth is I’ve been so nice to Brandi and have gone out of my way to try and get to know her especially after last season.” Kyle Richards adds that she believes that Eddie Cibrian’s former wife doesn’t think about what she says before she speaks … gee, ya think? “She thinks, ’Since I have no filter, let’s see how I can shock everyone’ and just says whatever,” Kyle says of the loquacious Brandi Glanville . “But I feel like if you’re nice to my face and tell me you like me, then why must you go and say something horrible about me to the press?” “I just think she doesn’t really consider other people’s feelings.” Kyle said she feels like she’s blindsided by Brandi, who’ll treat her in person one way and then turn around and slam her behind her back. “Every time we’re together we actually have a lot of fun and laugh,” the mother of four says. “I made a point to try and get to know her off camera.” “I have even said I really enjoyed the times we’ve had together and one minute we’ll have fun and laugh and the next second she’s saying something hurtful.” At least LeAnn Rimes doesn’t have that problem with the apparent contradictions. There are no compliments or pleasantries dished out in that place.
Here’s McKayla Maroney posting some kind of video blog on Keek, whatever that is. Maybe I’m just old, but apparently it’s where teenage girls record themselves talking about nothing? I thought that’s what YouTube was for. Anyway, if McKayla gets any hotter, I’ll have to stop posting her. She’s crossing the legal line. It’s like that movie Lolita , and we all know that doesn’t end well. For me, at least. » view all 17 photos
Here’s the busty British chick with my favorite porn name Lacey Banghard doing an ultra-sexy lingerie shoot. You know, they should really consider making Lacey the next Bond girl. She could play a half-naked lingerie model who, I don’t know, rolls around on a bed or something. They wouldn’t even have to change her name. I’m telling you, it practically writes itself. » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Lacey Banghard’s Name Says It All Greatest Name Ever: Lacey Banghard Lacey Banghard Doesn’t Want Your Pets Banging!
