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Phoebe Tonkin Naked for TV of the Day

Phoebe Tonkin is not Phoebe Price…and I hate her for it. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Phoebe Tonkin Naked for TV of the Day

Phoebe Tonkin Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

Phoebe Tonkin is some Australian actress who was a big deal in Australia apparently, before her team decided they should make her a big deal in America and landed her on some show called The Vampire Diaries, that I have never seen, but assume a lot of you weirdos have probably masturbated to, because vampires speak to two demographics, teens and fucking weirdos… She posted a bikini pic of herself, it’s not all that exciting, but it reminds me that Australian girls, even when they are bratty celebrity cunts, are still awesome, from the accent to the beer drinking, Australia is just hot bitches who don’t act or know they are hot, because they are all hot, except maybe the skin cancer white trash trailer park dwellers with fake tits…but they don’t count, they are too busy making babies with various baby daddies…

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Phoebe Tonkin Is My Newest Crush

I’ve never heard of Phoebe Tonkin before, but since she was invited to the CW, CBS and Showtime 2013 Summer TCA Party, I’m going to assume she’s famous. Or at least on TV. And according to my research, she’s on The Vampire Diaries , which I’m sure is great for her. But if Phoebe wants to take her career to the next level, she should really consider dating a blogger. And luckily, I know just the guy: me. Call my agent and we’ll set something up. Photos: WENN.com

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